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作者: singlemaker (我、我不是單身製造者啦) 看板: C_Chat 標題: Re: [閒聊] 這個COSPLAY...... 時間: Mon Sep 27 18:55:38 2010 (CAUTION:本文請在能接受本篇所回覆之主題十時觀看。) (本文純屬虛構,如有雷同實際人物,就是雷同。) Don't watch a blog called "lldesu" 千萬別看一個叫作 工ㄦ工ㄦ的部落格 Man this sh*t is so wrong in so many motherfu*king levels yo... 老兄這鬼東西離經叛道到他媽的地步了 I was surfing on one of my PTT favorites and an article give me some photos on imgur. 我那時在逛我批踢踢其中一個我的最愛而裡面有篇文章附了幾個在imgur上的圖片 I said to myself, What's this sh*t? 我自言自語到,這啥鬼啊? Sixpoint just giggled and said (?) 六點只是竊笑幾聲然後說 "Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND WHEN YOU WATCHING IT!"
sixpoint:就看下去吧!並且確定你在看的時候背後沒有人很火! 09/27 19:04
Then I thought it was some mariandtmactic porno or some strange sh*t 所以我想這大概是什麼蘿霸圖片或其他鬼東西 but as I watched the first photo with underwear, 但我看了第一張內衣褲照片時 I was like "Yo.....what the fu*k.." THEN IT CONTINUED to girl's gym suit and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo......." 接著她換上了女用運動服 THEN She GOT IN THE MOTHERFU*KING Swimsuit 然後她竟然還穿上了死庫水 AND THEN I SAID "YYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I couldn't fu*king believe what I just saw. 我根本不相信我看到什麼鬼! It was like flowerwing gave me her Mio's and OTHER'S collection, sh*t was so disturbing.. 這就像花蘿竟然給我她的澪cos還有其他的照片全集, YET I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING IT!!! 但我沒法停下來不看! THEN PICTURE FOUR AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM.....THOSE LEGS... 接著第四張我看到兩支...兩支美腿! AT I SAW THEM THEN I... YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 我看到這對美腿就忍不住... THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT TEDDY BEAR THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! 接著那王八蛋竟然拿了泰迪熊然後 IT WAS LIKE YOUR fifty-year-old DAD WANTED TO SLEEP WITH YOUR MOM BUT THEY WANTED TO SOMETHING "DIFFERENT" 這就像你五十歲的老爹想要跟你媽睡卻想要做些不一樣的事情 AND IT WAS SO FU*KED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST...KEPT WATCHING IT... 而且這實在是他媽的詭異!你會...一直看著.. AND THAT'S WHAT I FU*KING DID!!!!! 而我就真的這樣!(開了該部落格youtube的意味) THEN I SAW PHOTO six... BLACK CROSS MAID... 有黑十字架的妹斗! IT...WAS...MAID!!!!!!!!!! 妹抖!!! AND HE is 48 YEARS OLD, forty- eiiiiiiiiiiight!!!!!! 而且48歲...48歲欸欸欸欸欸欸欸欸欸欸! (下略) -- 弟:哥                咱:幹嘛? 弟:我昨天作了個惡夢。        咱:什麼鬼夢? 弟:我夢見我們高中轉來一個正妹,然後我去上廁所時她站在我右邊的小便斗。 弟:然後我很冷靜地說我知道。     咱:所以恐怖的是? 弟:因為告訴我正妹是男生的是。   咱:..你沒看過那漫畫吧? 摘自民明書房 《夢的解析》 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 111.252.11.34
limitex:..... 09/27 18:56
ox12345xo:簽名檔什麼意思? 之前就認識?漫畫? 09/27 19:02
singlemaker:一部叫女僕我最萌的漫畫...然後我弟有天夢到的情景很 09/27 19:04
sixpoint:就看下去吧!並且確定你在看的時候背後沒有人很火! 09/27 19:04
singlemaker:像那裡面的劇情(可是我弟根本沒看過那部) 09/27 19:04
※ 編輯: singlemaker 來自: 111.252.11.34 (09/27 19:05)
kerry0496x:這就像花蘿竟然給我她的澪cos還有其他的照片全集^^ 09/27 19:19
willkill:幫推好了 09/27 19:54
attacksoil:アッー 09/27 20:18
adst513:簽名檔XD 09/27 23:01
adst513:http://imgur.com/Pq0v0.jpg 09/27 23:04