推 renderer:頗傳神 XD 10/15 19:52
→ renderer:其實隨著許多 Programming 的方法論的出現 10/15 19:53
→ renderer:是可以用比較好的方式寫 C 10/15 19:54
推 duidae:蠻喜歡這笑話的 XD 10/15 22:17
推 cation234:Oh...C真的有這麼糟嗎...? XD 10/16 10:10
http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Orchard/4218/humor/cprog.html
How to program in "C"
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1] Use lots of global variables.
2] Give them cryptic names such as: X27, a_gcl, or Horace.
3] Put everything in one large .h file.
4] Implement the entire project at once.
5] Use macros and #defines to emulate Pascal.
6] Assume the compiler takes care of all the little details you
didn't quite understand.
"It's 5:50 a.m., Do you know where your stack pointer is?"
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