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How to debug a "C" program.
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1] If at all possible, don't; let someone else do it.
2] Change majors.
3] Insert/remove blank lines at random spots, re-compile, and
execute.
4] Throw holy water on the terminal.
5] Dial 911 and scream.
6] There is a rumor that "printf" is useful, but this is probably
unfounded.
7] Port everything to CP/M.
8] If it still doesn't work, re-write it in assembler. This
won't fix the bug, but it will make sure no one else finds it
and makes you look bad.
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