Re: [義甲] Channel4 本週精選對白！

[Okuthor (就像醒不來的夢。)]

http://www.channel4.com/sport/football_italia/quotes.html
〔新單元！本連結位址不會變動，但每週都會更新。〕
〔好久沒翻譯這個單元了。　XD〕

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“It would have been pointless to have a parade
with only runners-up medals. Only the British celebrate second place.”
Italian World Cup winner Gennaro Gattuso doesn't believe in second best.
「為了第二名的獎牌搞什麼慶祝遊行根本沒有意義，
只有英國人才會慶祝拿到第二名。」
Gattuso才不吃什麼世界第二這一套！

“It is a fantastic feeling. I slept with the World Cup last night.”
Fabio Cannavaro swaps his teddy bear
for something a little less squeezable.
「這感覺太爽了！我昨晚跟大力神盃一起睡覺耶！」
Cannavaro就這樣換掉了他的泰迪熊。

“We said to ourselves,‘If we go down, we're going down fighting!’”
Zinedine Zidane – floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee,
head-butts likes a ram.
「我們告訴自己，『如果我們倒下，也要戰鬥著倒下！』」
Zidane － 如蝴蝶般飛舞，如黃蜂般螫刺，如公羊般頭鎚！
（頭兩句是世界重量級拳王 Muhammad Ali的名言。
　Channel4真不愧是英國系統，引經據典酸人有夠厲害。）

“The words he said concerned my mother and sister.
I heard them once, then twice, and the third time I couldn't control myself.
I am a man and some words are harder to hear than actions.
I would have rather been knocked down than hear that.”
Someone should have told Zinedine Zidane that sticks and
stones may break your bones, but name calling will never hurt you.
「他說的話關係到我的母親與姊姊，我聽了一次，然後第二次，
到了第三次我就無法控制自己了，我是個男人而有些言詞比動作更讓人難以承受，
我寧願被打昏也不想聽到那樣的話。」
來個人告訴 Zidane棒子或是石頭才能打斷他的骨頭，
而喊喊名字永遠不會傷到他好唄～

“Zidane is my hero and I have always admired him a lot.”
Marco Materazzi is ready to forgive and forget.
「Zidane是我的英雄，我一直很敬佩他。」
Materazzi已經準備好要寬恕與遺忘了。

“Marco Materazzi was Man of the Match.
He really put on a show when he went down.”
What head-butt? Asks France boss Raymond Domenech…
「Materazzi是單場最有價值球員，當他倒地的時候真是演了一場好戲。」
哪來的時候頭鎚？去問法國主教練 Domenech…

“Italians always act like this.
I accept when the adversary wins with honour, but that is not the case.
It is cheating, but they are Italians.”
France and Chelsea stopper William Gallas
congratulates the Azzurri in his own special way.
「義大利人總是這樣踢球，我可以接受對手光榮贏球，不過現在並不是這樣，
這是欺騙，不過誰叫他們是義大利人。」
法國隊後衛 Gallas用自己的一套說法恭喜義大利人奪冠。

“I was so nervous that I didn't get to sleep until 7 in the morning.
I went to the bathroom 28 times and couldn't stop biting my fingernails.”
A nervous Gennaro Gattuso relives the build-up to the World Cup Final.
「我非常緊張，緊張到每天都早上七點才睡得著，
一天去廁所二十八次，還忍不住一直咬手指甲。」
一個緊張到靠盃的 Gattuso在世界盃決賽中重生了！

“All I'll say is two things. Firstly, TV puts weight on you
and secondly, my assistant has already told [Antonio] Cassano
to come back in better shape.”
Real Madrid boss Fabio Capello urges fans to not watch
his Galaticos on widescreen.
「我只想說兩件事，第一，電視會讓人看起來比較胖，
第二，我已經請我的助理告訴 Cassano該重新調整體型了。」
Real Madrid主教練 Capello極力主張球迷應避免使用寬螢幕電視觀看銀河戰艦！

“We are trying to make people understand that we are not a supermarket.”
Juventus sporting director Alessio Secco dismisses talk of a summer sale.
「我們嘗試讓人們瞭解我們並非超級市場。」
JUVE體育董事會 Secco否認會有夏季大拍賣。

“This World Cup victory also gives great merit to
the technical decisions which were made by the Federation in June 2004.”
FIGC Vice-President Giancarlo Abete applauds the obvious decision
to appoint Marcello Lippi as Italy boss…
「世界盃的勝利證明當初足協在2004年六月的技術決定非常值得。」
義大利足協副主席 Abete為任命 Lippi為國家隊主教練的決定喝采…
（在馬超級後面遠到連馬尾燈都看不到的砲啊…）

“I'm not concerned by his comments.
After all, if I light a cigarette Berlusconi will think it
is some sort of gesture aimed at himself or his Forza Italia party.”
Calciopoli investigator Francesco Saverio Borrelli stubs out
more criticism from Milan owner Silvio Berlusconi.
「我不太在意他的評論，畢竟，如果我點了一根煙，
Berlusconi就會認為有某種態度正在針對他或是他的義大利萬歲派對～」
電話門醜聞調查員 Borrelli 掐滅 Milan老闆 Berlusconi的批評。


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推 takuto:Cannavaro就這樣換掉了他的泰迪熊(☆_☆)
推 JO87:大推！我不小心笑翻了XD
推 Okuthor:這一系列總是非常好笑，真是很酸，而且很多，所以我經常會
→ Okuthor:懶惰就沒有貼出來翻譯。　XD
推 kaiandgreen:XDDD
推 bois:真的滿好笑的…XD
推 starred:我最喜歡這個單元了XD，感謝威爺的翻譯呀:)
推 noirel:泰迪熊真的是太好笑了XDDD
推 choco666:推Cannavaro就這樣換掉了他的泰迪熊。XDDDDD
推 lonely0830:整個狂笑 還不錯耶 xd
推 evamiaow:這個單元一整個棒啊 笑死我了~~