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Top 10 at the bottom
In case you missed it, here's the Top Ten list from Tuesday's ``Late Show with David Letterman,'' the Top 10 signs your team is not going to win the NBA Finals, as delivered by a group of NBA legends:
10. Oscar Robertson: ``Owner won't pay for team to travel to away games.''
9. Robert Parish: ``Coach used time out to go get Spike Lee's autograph.''
8. Rick Barry: ``Your teammate spends the whole game guarding the ref.''
7. George Gervin: ``Power forward has been out two months with the hiccups.''
6. Willis Reed: ``During the season, you lost to the Lakers and the Laker Girls.''
5. Walt Frazier: ``Your team logo is a guy asleep in a hammock.''
4. Clyde Drexler: ``Much of the 24 seconds is spent on uncontrollable sobbing.''
3. Bill Walton: ``No one on your team can dunk without using a stepladder.''
2. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: ``Your best player is named Shaquille Wasserstein.''
1. Bill Russell: ``Many nights you have more groin pulls than points.''
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