Re: [閒聊] Celery

[jftsai (Good Luck Chelsea)]

http://www.cfc-net.co.uk/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=5848

這位熱血 celery_squad 仁兄在主場看水晶宮比賽時, 一時興奮投擲洋蔥而被逮捕, 警方
指控他"投擲武器", 證物是2.5英吋長的洋蔥, 他禁止看球賽.他買的還是季票!!
他向球迷求援, 看有沒有可以銷案的方法.：Ｄ　大家也聲援他：沒打到人沒人抗議，
警方應該沒理有逮捕你；還沒定罪何來禁賽。。。

I was evicted from Stamford bridge and arrested on Saturday at the palace game
for throwing a bit of celery, I have been charged with "throwing missiles "
which couldnt be further from the truth as I was joyfully chucking it around in
the MHl amongst chelsea fans, which has been a tradition for the last 20 years
or so. I even recall neil Barnett on Chelsea tv saying bit of celery never
hurt anyone?

I have been banned from attending football matches until my court case and
will then probably receive a further banning order and lose my season ticket,
this is gonna absolutely kill me as all I live for is chelsea, especially at
this crucial time of the season, something i have been waiting for my whole
life! The police recovered a piece of celery from the scene which measures
2.5 inches long and is part of the evidence against me!! So basically lads
I need some messages of support about the celery situation and the actual
policing of it,which I personally feel bordered on assault on myself. I may
be able to produce this to chelsea as something of a petition and hopefully
(pray to zola) be able to keep my season ticket and forthcoming away tickets.
thanks to all those people I bumped into on the train on the way home who
kindly offered me their numbers and support.

We dont want to lose our celery, its tradition, so lets stick up for ourselves
and take a stick or two to the next game and show the authorities what its all
about. I would also like to hear from anyone else who has been arrested for
throwing celery and also if anyone can refer a Chelsea supporting solicitor
who understands the whole celery thing and can take my case up.

YOU'L NEVER BAN THE CELERY!



Rigman 仁兄回:

As for Rule 7.2.1 Does this mean that if the ball comes into the stand we
should not throw it back for fear of being arrested!!

根據切爾西官方規則所寫:
7.2.1 The throwing of any object within the Ground without lawful authority
      or excuse.

若照WBA那場德羅巴踢飛一堆球, 球迷可以有藉口抱好多球回家XD

若不能丟洋蔥發揚傳統, 那麼"穿"在身上也不錯:D
http://www.tshirts365.com/store/comersus_viewItem.asp?idProduct=853

左拉大叔保佑celery_squad 可以保住價值不菲的季票!

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