[閒聊] 一些你沒聽過的事情

[wei7515 (不能待業的狼)]

http://www.chelsea.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=71757
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When our very own Jose Mourinho admitted the other that, to pretty much
everyone's utter disbelief, that he regarded Sp*rs as a title challenger, I
speculated that this was one of those things that you never thought you would
hear in your lifetime. On this particular train of thought I have mused, and
here are some of our ideas of things you will never hear.
當我們莫里尼奧承認了那些大多數人懷疑的事情,像是承認Sp*rs(註:呃..某刺嗎)會挑戰
英超冠軍,我推測那些事情是你一生中從未想過的.在我一些特有的深思之後,這是一些
事情而你從未聽過.

THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR PEOPLE SAY
這些事情是你從未聽到人們說過的

"Ok I admit, he got the ball Ref" - Arjen Robben
好吧!我承認,他得到了球判-阿羊羅本

"I've always had a lot of respect for UEFA. Always treated us fairly" - Jose
Mourinho
我相當的尊重歐足總,他們總是對我們相當公正-何塞.魔力鳥

"I think I'd better come off Gaffer, it hurts" - John Terry
我覺得我最好不要當教練,這讓我覺得很受傷 - 蔣特里

"I'm not really one who goes on looks. My woman has to interest me
intellectually" - Ashley Cole
我挑女友絕不是只看外表.我都是被她們的內在吸引的- 阿什利柯爾

"If you keep playing me out of position I'm going to get the right hump" -
Michael Essien
如果你不讓我繼續打不是我的位置,我將會覺得厭煩-愛心

"My girlfriend likes me to keep the headgear on in bed; she thinks it`s very
sexy and so do I" - Petr Cech
我女朋友喜歡我繼續帶著頭罩上床,她覺得這樣很性感而我也這麼認為-彼得 切赫

"No I know my free kicks are rubbish. I think we should let Ballack take it"
- Frank Lampard
不,我知道我的自由球是廢物,我想應該以後都讓巴拉克踢好了-法蘭克 蘭帕德

"You can`t book him for that Ref, he barely touched me" - Didier Drogba
你不能因為這判罰給牌,他幾乎碰不到我-迪迪兒 德羅巴

"I really hope they sell me to West Ham" - Shaun Wright Phillips
我真的希望他們把我賣到西火腿 - 小賴特

"I have a secret soft spot for Pompey. Nice people down there." - Wayne
Bridge.
我有一個關於秘密喜好關於龐貝,他們是好人-布里奇

"I'm so pleased I didn`t go to Chelsea. Winning things just isn`t my style" -
Ickle Stevie Gerrard MBE DSO MotM QC VC BHS IKEA B&Q
我很高興我沒有去切爾西,贏東西不是我的風格- 偉哉傑拉德巴拉巴拉爵士
(註:傑拉德後面一堆巴拉巴拉東西我看不懂 囧...)

"I agree. ￡3.50 is scandalous for a beer. Beer is free to season ticket
holders from now on. If that doesn`t get the West Lower singing, nothing
will" - Peter Kenyon.
我同意,3.5英鎊是令人憤慨的啤酒價格,此後對拿季票的人啤酒應該免費,假如這不會讓
西半邊看台唱歌,這沒有關係-彼得肯羊

"No, no, ￡100,000 is more than enough, I really dont need more money" -
Footballers generally.
不,不,100,000英鎊已經足夠,我不需要這麼多錢-一般足球員

"No, mate carry on. You might as well stand up - everyone else is" - Stamford
Bridge Steward.
不,夥伴繼續,你可以站起來,每一個人都可以喔!-斯坦福橋人員

"No, mate carry on. You are right - he is a c*** - sing it like it is" -
Stamford Bridge Steward.
不,夥伴繼續,你是對的,他是一個c***,就像這樣唱-斯坦福橋人員

"There's only one Dean Saunders" - Chelsea fans.
世界上只有一個Dean Saunders -切爾西球迷

"We are going to stop making up lies designed to destabilise the Chelsea
squad and management as, even though the majority of the country is thick
enough to swallow what we feed them, we have a responsibility to the truth
and to be even handed in our coverage" - Tabloid press.
我們將停止製造謊言來動搖切爾西隊伍以及管理階層,即使這個國家多數人已經
蠢到我們給什麼他們就接收什麼,我們有責任公佈事實以及修正我們的傳言-八卦報紙

"Bellamy is a really nice person and I hope he signs for us as I think he
would really add something positive to the dressing room" - Football Managers
anywhere.
貝拉米是個好球員而且我想要簽下他,我想他能替更衣室帶來一些更積極的影響-各地的足
球教練

"I am really enjoying my time at Arsenal and am so thankful I left Chelsea" -
William Gallas.
我很享受我在阿森那的時光,謝謝你們讓我離開切爾西-威廉 嘎拉斯

"I wish Robbie Savage had signed for us" Fabio Capello whilst Real Madrid
manager.
我希望我們能夠簽下羅比.殺圍棋-前皇馬教練卡佩羅

"Frank Lampard says he is staying at Chelsea and that`s good enough for us" -
Sky Sports.
法蘭克蘭帕德說他會留在切爾西,這對我們來說很好-天空體育

I saw it all, I just do not wish to incriminate my team by commenting, so
please stop asking me about it" - Arsene Wenger.
我有看到全部,我不希望因為一些評論而指控我的隊伍,所以不要再問我這些了-溫格

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推 DemonRing:...
推 fatbear:切賀那句好像是："...我女朋友覺得這樣很性感，而我也這麼
→ fatbear:認為."
推 wei7515:已經改了,謝謝 m(_ _)m
推 cses87254:MBE是爵位的樣子  剩下的只看得懂IKEA跟B&Q  不曉得要表
→ cses87254:達什麼
推 dyce:蔣特裡﹕教練(Gaffer)﹐我想我還是下場比較好﹐我很痛 =)
推 dyce:不理雞﹕其實我偷偷的對龐貝充滿柔情。 =   =b
推 stranck:樓上英文真好... 教教我吧... orz
推 chelseamiyu:IKEA和B&Q...利記新贊助商??...(別鬧了)
推 IronChef:Skysport那個讚
推 JamesCaesar:怎麼可能有些是真的，當然全部都是惡搞 XDDDDDDD
※ 編輯: wei7515         來自: 125.225.26.204       (07/06 22:33)