[情報] 切爾西，讓他滾蛋！*

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讓他滾蛋！
標題：Chelsea - Just Throwing It Away!
來源：http://www.chelsea.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=505126
翻譯：斯坦福橋的碧藍
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Chelsea - Just Throwing It Away!
切爾西，讓他滾蛋！*

Twice have I seen inept managers throw away title hopes for my beloved club!.
我第二次表示，我希望這個無能的主帥滾出我鐘愛的球隊！

Had I been a hooligan I would probably have made myself unhappy for the rest
of my life had I been present at those arenas.
經曆了這麼一場糟糕的比賽以后，我差點就后半輩子不高
興。

The first was Claudio Ranieri in the second leg
of the semis of the 2003 Champions League. The second one was Wednesday. Okay
it was not statistically a loss, we just lost the league.
第一次是2003年冠軍聯賽半決賽的第二場比賽對拉涅利，而這一次，就是本週三。也許那
不是一次徹底的失敗，我們就只是把聯賽冠軍丟了。)

The method used was incredibly bad subbing. They both
totally threw the games by putting in people that disrupted everything.
Substitutions designed to change the game but gave the advantage to the
opposition.
原因都是令人難以置信的垃圾換人。他們的換人使節奏全部被打亂了。換人沒有換得勝利
，卻是將好局葬送。

I have for years believed Ranieri did it on purpose as
he was a Dead Man Walking. He knew he would get fired whatever, even if he
won the Champions League. So he decided to get even with Roman ahead of that.
I can`t really blame him, though I hate his guts for it.
我有好多年都覺得拉涅利使故意輸的，因為他處於“頻死邊緣”
。因為他知道，即便贏得冠軍杯，他還是會被解雇，所以他要讓羅曼吃點苦頭。盡管我憎
恨他的陰險，但是我的確無法責怪他。

Avram Grant has the biggest Jose Mourinho complex in the business. And he
would do absolutely everything to be better or somehow outshine Jose
Mourinho. As he is a nobody, he can only do it by destroying Chelsea..
格蘭特在職場要遠比穆帥精明的多。他可以做出任何事，只是為了要看起來比何塞要強。
但他非常無能，所以他只能毀掉切爾西。

Grant`s handling of the Tottenham game was the worst managing I have ever
seen in my somewhat long life. I should have been prepared, but I am a
stupidly positive person trying to think that even Avram Grant has some
worth. I will pay in hell for that strange belief.
格蘭特在對陣熱刺時候的表現，簡直是我這輩子看到的最垃圾的指揮
。雖然我早就該想到，可是我還愚蠢的想要讓自己相信，格蘭特還有點用。我真應該為我
這愚蠢的想法而下地獄。

Wednesday was just pure stupidity in terms of management history. McClown
could have done ten times better. It was a tragic man way out of his league
trying to make his mark on history. It blew up in his face, as he is about as
talented as a mollusc.
週三是愚蠢教練曆史里面的經典案例。麥克小丑（英國人嘲笑麥克拉
倫，給他起的綽號）也能比他強10倍，這個被踢出聯賽冠軍競爭的經典案例會載入他的個
人光輝史。他那像軟體動物一樣的智商，在他那大臉上開了花。

Not that it will change things, he will still be our manager next year. He is
not judged by his skills like all other managers, he is judged by his friend
- as Grant now mentions in every interview he does.
估計那也不會改變什麼，他明年還會是我們的主帥。他得到這個位置不是憑借他的能力，
而是憑借他的朋友——就像格蘭特在每一次接受採訪時都要說的一樣。

"Roman is my friend"
“羅曼是我的朋友”

If Roman is that stupid, I do hope he sells the club. I love Roman, but Grant
shows that he is not altogether there. And if Roman supports Grant I think
Chelsea will be better off with another owner. Sorry, but that is the truth.
如果羅曼真的那麼蠢，那我真希望他能把俱樂部賣了。我愛羅曼，但是格蘭特的事讓我們
相信，他並不是真愛俱樂部。如果羅曼繼續支持格蘭特，我覺得切爾西還是換個老板更好
。我很抱歉，但是這是事實。

The Tottenham game is not the first time Grant has lost
points on incredibly stupid substitutions. I t was just the game that lost us
the Premiership.
對熱刺的比賽已經不是格蘭特第一次因為難以置信的愚蠢換人而導致球隊丟分了。不過這
場比賽直接導致我們失去了聯賽冠軍。

We used to be invincible in the last 15 minutes. Now that
time is a heart attack waiting to happen. It has happened 8 times for other
teams, once for us if I counted right. We lose in the end because the most
stupid substitutions in the history of football are happening when Grant is
in charge.
我們曾經是再最后15分鐘不可戰勝的球隊。現在 ，那最后15分鐘卻成了我們的心碎時刻
。如果我沒記錯的話，這已經發生了8次了。因為格蘭特那一次又一次的曆史最糟糕換人
，我們一次又一次在最后時刻輸球。

Wins are not what make managers or players great.
Only idiots believe that, but then they also think `you-tube` clips show a
players worth. For me, it is what they have accomplished - especially when
the odds are stacked against them. After all, half the games in a season are
just play it out games. Some games are important though, normally, the ones
Grant screws up every time.
勝利並不能說明教練或者球員偉大。只有傻瓜那麼
想，但他們也認為“You-tube”能反應球員的價值。對於我來說，最重要的使他們的表現
，特別是對於關鍵機會的把握。然而，一個賽季有一半的比賽我們都把握不住，盡管一些
比賽特別重要，然而每次格蘭特都可以重新振作。

Monday I tried in vain to make an argument for
being great and winning you only needed two things, a great squad and good
bis-management. Today Grant shot that theory down by showing that an idiot as
manager can destroy everything in a club.
週一的時候我徒然的表示：想要偉大和取得勝利，你只需要有
兩樣，擁有強大的陣容，再加上一般的指揮。今天格蘭特把我的理論擊的粉碎，他驗證了
愚蠢的執教可以讓球隊的一切化為烏有。


Sunday will decide matters even for the Grant supporters, squiddy the Vital
Chelsea agitator and that lovely whimsically alonrose that doesn`t have a
clue.
週日，我們就能讓這些格蘭特的支持者們，像Squiddy和alonrose明白一切了。（這些人
名下面秀人的帖子已經做了說明

I refuse to believe we will lose the game, we have a record to care about.
But I do not think we will win it either even if Arsenal are really pathetic
right now. I just hope that the traitor Gallas will make a fool of himself.
We will finish ahead of them, but Man U are a different matter.
我的意思不是我們肯定會輸，因為我們的主場記錄
太重要了。但是我同樣也不認為我們能贏，盡管阿森納現在狀況不好。我只希望叛徒加拉
斯能自取其辱。我們會領先槍手，但是曼聯就不一樣的。

1 a& F1 v. H0 vThis year we will have to hope that "lucky draws Grant`s luck"
will carry us on the in the Champions League. If Arsenal beats poo then it is
easy. But if poo beats the Whiner… Grant will be out-manouvered again. I
think I better try for a comatose state so I do not have to watch Grant being
outsmarted by the tubby of all teletubbies.
今年，我們期待“格蘭特的幸運抽簽”能夠讓我們在冠軍聯賽里面繼續
走下去。如果阿森納能夠擊敗"馬桶"，那麼走下去就容易點，如果“馬桶”擊敗了“娘們
”...那格蘭特會又一次出局。我想我會選擇睡覺，那樣就看不到格蘭特被另一個胖的像
水桶的家伙比下去。

Whatever happens Grant will not leave. He is no gentleman so he will never
leave on his own accord and Roman will never fire his friend. He might remove
him as manager and instead make him omnipotent in the club. Like that would
be better. I do so wish that Roman would listen to the people that know. The
fans. Instead of his idiot advisors, Piet de Visser, Frank Arneson, Pini
Zahavi etc.
不論發生什麼事，格蘭特都不會離開。格蘭特根本就不是
紳士，所以他不會自覺的離開，而阿布又不會炒掉他的朋友。他也許會讓他離開主教練位
置，但是仍然留在球隊里作威作福。那樣更好點。我真心希望羅曼能夠聽聽人們的想法，
聽聽忠心的球迷的想法，而不是聽那些愚蠢的馬屁精們：菲瑟、阿內森和扎哈維等等

Our only hope is the board. Which is hardly a hope at all.
我們的希望已經很明顯了，幾乎已經不是個希望。

If Grant is manager in July our beloved club will face an exodus of players.
Lampard, Drogba, Essien, Bridge, maybe Cech, Makelele. The only one we can
count on are JT and Joe Cole. The rest want to play for a club with
intelligence and a manager that actually can win things and knows what he
hell he is doing.
如果格蘭特在俱樂部留到7月份，那麼我們就會失去大批的
球員：蘭帕德、德羅巴、埃辛、布里奇，也許還有切赫、馬克萊萊。也許我們還能有的就
只有特里和喬科爾了。其余的人想要為一個有才能的、能夠贏得冠軍的主帥效力的球員意
識到，他干的多麼見鬼的糟糕。

We all said that the decisive period of Grant`s was when he had a full squad.
And look what he did with it./ h: C( t: u- H+ g9 G- o  Q% p
我們曾說過，決定性的時期是格蘭特擁有全部陣容的時候。但現在看看他都干了些什麼。

I`ve bent over backwards trying to support Grant. He paid
me back with being the worst game manager this game of football ever had. I
might be nothing much, but there is no way in this world I could be a worse
football manager than the toad. Get rid of him NOW!; l8 V8 N6 E# j7 j% k# M
我過去曾經嘗試過加入支持格蘭特的陣營。但是他用那些糟糕的不能再糟糕的指揮水平，
將我踢了回來。我可能什麼都不是，但是，但即使我做主教練也要比這個死癩蛤蟆強。讓
他滾吧，就現在！

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