有個大學生零用錢花光了，日子難捱，想向老爸要錢，
又不好意思明講，於是他寫了這封流傳千古的家書，
用「$」取代「 S」：
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$eptember $ixth, 1997
Dear Mom and Dad:
Gue$$ what I need? Plea$e $end $ome a$ $oon a$ po$$ible.
Thank$.
Be$t wi$he$,
Your $on $am
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有道是：虎父無犬子。反之亦然；虎子無犬父。
父母的回函更是技高一籌：
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NOvember second, 1997
Dear Sam:
NOthing much is happening here. NObody is sick.
We have NOthing else to tell you. Please write
aNOther letter soon. Bye for NOw.
Love,
Mom and Dad
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