作者Lovetech (放屁安狗心 :~)
看板DepecheMode
標題Can you feel a little love of toeic?
時間Sun Apr 24 16:09:32 2005
As your bony fingers close around me
Long and spindly
Death becomes me
Heaven can you see what I see
2B鉛筆、橡皮擦及手指與考卷作第一次親密接觸
指尖輕柔的在紙張上摩娑
因為上面寫著折損一律不記分
這就像被幫死屍洗澡一樣 想趕快弄完卻又要小心翼翼
你....看懂了拖易給的圖例嗎?
Hey you pale and sickly child
You're death and living reconciled
Been walking home a crooked mile
小朋友 臉白裝病沒有用
音箱在前面 監考人員在兩邊 乖乖照著指示聽好作答
Paying debt to karma
You party for a living
What you take won't kill you
But careful what you're giving
這就是沒唸完的應得報應啊!!
但是有猜題的機會喔 因為答錯不倒扣
聽到的問題 看到的圖片 讀到的敘述跟得到的分數完全無關
選定畫滿離手的答案才是致命關鍵
There's no time for hesitating
Pain is ready, pain is waiting
Primed to do it's educating
沒有時間再給你想東想西想別的答案
寫錯題 寫漏題的痛苦隨時都在背後等著
就當這次考一次試學一次經驗吧 孩子
Unwanted, uninvited kin
It creeps beneath your crawling skin
It lives without it lives within you
從撕開題目本的那瞬間就成就了驚心動魄的過程
心跳超速拉肚子放屁頭痛 全部在你體內舞動著
Feel the fever coming
You're shaking and twitching
You can scratch all over
But that won't stop you itching
覺得臉紅心跳嗎? (那是因為室內空氣不良)
覺得全身不自覺抖動嗎? (那是因為緊張過度)
你怎樣做都無法停止繼續畫圈圈的事實
Can you feel a little love
Can you feel a little love
你能夠感受到拖易傳給你的陣陣愛意嗎? (不...我感受不到!!)
Dream on dream on
想提早交卷 你可能是在作夢吧
Blame it on your karmic curse
Oh shame upon the universe
It knows its lines
It's well rehearsed
就把一切怪到你沒把書念完
天錯地錯拖易錯 題目多又難
但是音箱的人聲才不管冒著冷汗的考生
他還是流利的說著你記不得的對話
It sucked you in, it dragged you down
To where there is no hallowed ground
Where holiness is never found
努力聽著前方的聲音 就像被催眠一般
管它是怎麼講的 會寫答案最重要啊!!
Paying debt to karma
You party for a living
What you take won't kill you
But careful what you're giving
只剩十分鐘了 就當這是沒唸完的果報吧
你還是會活著出考場 還是會吃到慶祝活下來的第一碗牛肉麵
耳朵聽到的話不會決定一切
筆下的黑圈圈就算亂畫也會沒分
Can you feel a little love
Can you feel a little love
你能感受到脫易傳來的陣陣愛意嗎? (不....我感受不到)
Dream on dream on
想兩小時寫完200個聽考題 你大概是做夢吧
(本曲吉它得得聲 請用拖易"叮"聲代替)
這是考過拖易的人才能體會的 *淚*
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