[請益] 一個Sherlock的惡搞影片

[velvetavt (網際路人)]

  可能有人看了會不喜歡，請慎入。

  就我個人來說(Sherlock影集+原著的粉絲)
  這個影片真的好好笑XDDDDD

  不過後面有點聽不懂，只知道他又推理錯了，
  舞蹈、商務艙、看的電影是馬達加斯加2(Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa)...

  請問有沒有人能好心翻譯一下3:00~3:48的部份?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKQOk5UlQSc


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→ NouTsan: 這在youku有中文字幕的樣子 沒記錯的話XD
推 anny325: 好笑~不過他後來講好快的都聽不懂...
→ velvetavt: 他從頭到尾只說對一件事XDDDDD
→ velvetavt: 惡搞歸惡搞，這影片還是有抓住Sherlock的精髓，就是
→ velvetavt: 約翰人好好!!
→ velvetavt: 看到約翰在安慰他那一段，其實有點小感動XDDD
→ velvetavt: 我覺得那一段很可愛XD
→ velvetavt: 不過最喜歡的還是最後那段:
→ velvetavt: Mike: Isn't it Sherlock Holmes?
→ velvetavt: Sherlock: SHUT THE F@#K UP, MIKE!!!
→ velvetavt: @NouTsan:我在網上搜尋很久，都沒看到耶，連英文的
→ velvetavt: transcript都找不到...
推 bjr: 我也找不到翻譯，只能聽個大概
→ bjr: You blink approximately every 12.2 seconds
→ bjr: You pay to someone uncomfortable for extensive silence
→ bjr: Leaving you to be believed that you come from a noisy
→ bjr: household
→ bjr: Parents fighting, no, squabbling, regularly
→ bjr: But your shirt, as was relaxed, leaving me to believe you
→ bjr: hand extracurricular activity to blow off some steam
→ bjr: While you have some childhood good look, not a strong
→ bjr: upper body, so I will say dance.
→ bjr: At first simple, sashay, foxtrot. But you needed more,
→ bjr: didn’t you. That’s when you met the b-boy mastered
→ bjr: the robot, the lummore(?), the fish
→ bjr: Additionally, the way you grip you cane suggests high
→ bjr: degree of martial arts training.
→ bjr: Your tan implies recently you flied wii tier tournamenty
→ bjr: in Singapore.
→ bjr: Your knees are hyper extended, not strunky.
→ bjr: So you flew business class. In flight movie was
→ bjr: Madagascar 2: Escape to Africa.
→ bjr: You liked it but didn't love it.
→ bjr: Actually the flight attendant Trish offered you pretzels
→ bjr: or peanuts. You chose peanuts. But the sadness your eyes
→ bjr: reveals you regretted it immediately after.
→ velvetavt: 感謝你! bjr大大!!!!! 太謝謝了!