1.The sharpest thing about you is your tongue.
2.You can't even tell the truth without lying.
3.Remember the fish if he kept his mouth closed, he wouldn'g get canght.
4.I Adam came back to earth, th eonly things he would recognize are your jokes.
5.When you sing people clap their hands-- over their ears.
6.You may be outspoken, but i can't think of by whom.
7. You are so full of bull, the cows must follow you home.
8.If you went to a mind reader, you'd only be charged half-price.
9.The person who said all things must end never heard you talk.
10.Your clothes match your mouth.They are both loud.
11.The only tense you use in speaking is pretense.
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