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Tales From The Shire 夏爾的故事
Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly.
兩個哈比人走進一間酒吧 其中一個哈比人挑了一個吧女
They take her to a local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room
while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit
他們把她帶到當地一間汽車旅館 第一個哈比人進去房間 另一個在外面等 門一關上
on the outside hears strange noises through the door, "I can't do it, I can't
do it, I CAN'T DO IT!"
在外面等的哈比人就聽到??的聲音傳出門外 "我不行!我不行!"
In the morning, the second hobbit askes the first, "How did it go?" The first
one answers. "It was embarrassing. I simply couldn''t do it."
到了早上 第二個哈比人問第一個哈比人說 (昨晚)怎麼樣阿 第一個哈比人說 "好糗
我就是不行"
The second hobbit shook his head. "Manhood problems, eh?"
第二個哈比人搖搖頭說 " 下面不行喔 "
"No. I couldnt get on the bed!"
"不 是我無法爬上床"
shire (英國的)郡 常用作地名的結尾
hobbit哈比人
barfly長時間在酒吧間廝混的人
manhood男子氣概；男性
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