[分享] 英語笑話小集-金髮美女篇

[rumicco (SKIP．BEAT )]

[1]

Q: How do you know that a blonde has sent you a fax?

A: There is a stamp in the corner of the fax!


[2]

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Three: one to hold the bulb and two to rotate the ladder.


[3]

        A police officer stopped a blonde for speeding and asked
her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff,"
I wish you guys could get you act together. Just yesterday you took
away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."


[4]

Q:  A smart blonde, a dumb blonde, Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny
are sitting at a table with $10,000,000 in the middle. Who gets the
money?

A: The bumb blonde does because a smart blonde, Santa Claus and the
Easter Bunny don't exist. (好狠)


[5]

Q: How do you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday?

A: Tell her a joke on Tuesday!


[6]

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

A: Knock on the door.


[7]

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

A: Pregnant. (狠...)


[8]

Q: Why are all blonde jokes one-liners?

A: So that men can understand them.

(太精采了~Bravo!!)

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推 sovereignty:kind of discrimination...
推 jdjs:第八個看不懂 那位高手可解答一下 謝謝
推 namieanita:第6我不懂可以解釋一下嗎?? 謝謝
推 Londonsnow:6 一開門就海水灌入-->沉沒........
→ Londonsnow:諷刺他會笨到有人敲就去開潛艇的門
推 SCUM:為啥金髮美女的笑話都很精簡好笑
→ SCUM:所以男人好瞭解她們
→ SCUM:應該是反指男人只是笨蛋也只愛笨蛋
推 rumicco:讓男人好了解"它們" 那個them指笑話
推 ppianojulia:hilarious....Hahaha
推 acgd8964:http://www.ewsonline.com/jokes/cjokes0
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作者: ppianojulia (   劃上一圈的藍紫) 看板: Eng-Class
標題: Re: [分享] 英語笑話小集-金髮美女篇
時間: Sun Sep 17 15:55:40 2006

(2)的意思是說，要金髮美女拴電燈泡得耗上三個人力，

   一個握緊燈泡，兩人轉梯子。

   （金髮美女笨到不會鎖電燈泡）

(4)要我們猜，如果桌子坐著四位分別是一位笨金髮美女

 、一個聰明的金髮美女、聖誕老人和復活節小兔子，

   桌上放了一千萬美金，誰會拿到？

   答案是那位笨笨的金髮妹妹，因為其它人事實上並不存在。

   （世界上沒有聰明的金髮美女）
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作者: rumicco (SKIP．BEAT  ) 看板: Eng-Class
標題: Re: [分享] 英語笑話小集-金髮美女篇
時間: Sat Sep 16 17:20:36 2006

        Two dumb blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door

of theirconvertible with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the

door open, but they couldn't. The blonde with the coat hanger stopped

for a moment to cath her breath and her friend said anxiously, " Hurry up!

It's starting to rain and the top is down."

convertible (n.) 敞篷車
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推 toosp:有沒有這麼誇張阿?
推 tooodark:看不懂@@…the top is down是什麼意思？
→ rumicco:敞篷車的soft top放下來