推 cedricfp:Is this a joke??= = 03/16 20:52
→ godispower:or what should it be cataloged? 03/16 20:55
推 cuteju928:i had entered a wrong car before 03/19 01:58
推 cuteju928:i was embarrassed 03/19 02:00
推 upyours2:this is strange... 03/21 21:14
it's my translation, if i got wrong. plz help redress
my uncle
my uncle was drunk, got out of the restaurant, he felt like to pee.
it's nighttime, and it's dim around, so he found a car that stayed
in the corner. pee at it's front wheel.......suddenly, the window
of the car roll down, and the driver said,
"Sir ... the rust would corroded my wheel" ,
and my uncle was given a flight, turnned his body without put 'something'
back.....
my mother
my mom date with her friends, and she arrived early, feeling bored
while waiting, so she took some car's window as mirror, to make her
face up,...............suddenly, the window of the car rolled down
the driver said, lady, i am going to leave, are you OK?
my mom was given a flight....
about me
one day i worked out with my colleague, he drived a black car,
we stopped in front of a convenience store, i was going to buy some drink
when i walked out the convenience store, i sought for a black car, and
i ....entered .............suddenly, a strange driver turnned and said
kid...who are you? do I know you? why you enter.........
ooop... shit, I entered wrong car...
my colleague's car was just back, and all my colleagues saw what i did.
damn, why they did not yell to me...+_+
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