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推 youcankillme:Control code? amazing!! 08/01 17:26
→ flabbypig:ha, you make me lol^^ 08/06 01:04
※ 引述《youcankillme (I beg your pardon)》之銘言：
: ----------the first one: (a knock knock joke)------------
ok, here comes one.
A:(knock! knock!)
B:who is it?
A:Youcankillme
B:I can kill you?
A:yea, I am dying!
: A:(knock! knock!)
: B:who is it?
: A:Drwon
: B:Drwon who?
: A:Drwon at the tub.
: I am drwoning(drowning).
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"dying" is not allowed in Eng. grammar.
beg author's pardon. (don't punch me ><")
btw, sorry, it's a cold joke, not a knock knock joke...
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