推 wamga:lol...this is a good joke 08/16 20:37
→ carboyUSA:XD yeah this good one 08/20 23:18
There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of
a building. The first man said '' I bet you $100 I can jump out that window
and come straight back in!'' The second man says ''Ok, sure.'' and the
barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the window and disappears
for a second before jumping straight back in. Disappointed about losing
the $100, the second man says: '' I'll bet you another $100 you can't
do it again.'' So the barman holds the bet. Sure enough, the first man
jumps out the window, disappears for a second, then jumps straight back
in. Thinking he must have caught a freak gust of wind, the second man
says ''Ok, I bet you $300 I can jump out the window and come straight
back in.'' The first man says'' Ok, sure.'' The second man jumps out the
window and falls to the footpath below. He is dead. Back up in the bar,
the barman says to the first man '' Gee, you can be a bastard when you're
pissed, Superman.'
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