[Joke] The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary

[wnwangster (Wei)]

Taken from Comedy Central
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Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that
morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say
"Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me.

She didn't even say“Good Morning,”let alone any“Happy Birthday.”I
thought,“Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember.”

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I
walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said,“Good morning boss, Happy
Birthday.”And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.

I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and said,“You know, it's
such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just
you and me.”I said,“By George, that's the best thing I've heard all day.
Let's go.”

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out into the
country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch
tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said,“You know, it's such a beautiful
day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?”I said,“No, I guess
not.”She said,“Let's go to my apartment.”After arriving at her apartment
she said,“Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and
slip into something more comfortable.”

“Sure,”I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six
minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife,
children and dozens of our friends. All were singing“Happy Birthday”and
there on the couch I sat...... naked.

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