作者jack10630 (jack10630)
站內EngTalk
標題[Joke] Joke
時間Sat May 6 16:16:53 2006
It was the final examination for am introductory Biology course at the local
university .Like many such freshamn courses, it was designed to weed out new
students,having over 500 students in the class!
The examination was too hours long, and exam booklet were provided.The
professor was very strict and told the class that any exam was not on his desk
in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the students would fail
Half an hou into the exam,a student came rushing in and asked the professor for
an exam booklet.
"You are not going to have time to finish it"the professor started sarcastically
as he handed the student a booklet.
"Yes I will"replied the student.He then took a seat and began writting.After
two hours,the professer called for the exams,and the student filed up and handed
them in.All except the late student,who continued writting.An hour later, the
last student came up to the professor who was sitting at the desk preparing for
his next class.He attempted to put his exam to put his exam on the deskof exam
booklets already here.
"No, you don't I am not going to accept it.It is late"
The student looked incredulous an angry.
"Do you know who am I?"
"No,as a matter of fact I don't"replied the professor with an air of sarcasm
in his voice.
"Do you know who am I?"the student asked again in a louder voice.
"No,and I don't care."replied the professor with an air of superiority.
"Good"replied the student,who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams
stuffed his in the middle and walk out of th room.
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推 FoBenJa:u of T, 2000 students in Bio150 = =" 05/06 16:31
→ FoBenJa:and by the way, this is a commercial 05/06 16:32
推 jack10630:really? it's also a article in our tests^^ 05/06 18:26
推 karatefish:HAHAHah i like this one ~ that dude's got guts XD 05/07 00:09