[Joke] FW: Little Johnny Answers the Question

[wnwangster (Wei)]

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are
          left?"

Lil Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Listen carefully: FOUR crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one.
          How many are left?"

Lil Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

Lil Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."

Lil Johnny: "Ma'am, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Sure."

Lil Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one
             is biting, and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is
             married?"

Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."

Lil Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you
             think."





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推 huntermyth:This english joke is translated from chinese one?
→ huntermyth:cuz i have read the same chinese joke before , but
→ huntermyth:it is still funny haaaaaaaaaaaa
推 stool:hahahahahaha~~~~~~~~ soo funny
→ wnwangster:taken from Comedy Central, donno if it's translated
→ wnwangster:i doubt it though..maybe it translated into chinese
→ AJ215:that teacher is a jerk.
推 stool:just a joke.. dont take it too seriously :)
→ wnwangster:why a jerk? @@