[Joke] FW: Learn to Speak Chinese

[wnwangster (Wei)]

Let me know if you need a translation...... =.=


Are you harboring a fugitive - Hu Yu Hai Ding                  (who you hiding)

See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao                                   (come here now)

Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni                                          (tiny pony)

Your price is too high - No Bai Dam Thing                   (no buy damn thing)

Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan                        (why you so tan)

I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni                  (I bang my knee)

I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat                        (chin too fat)

It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?                               (why so dim)

Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?           (how long waiting)

That was an unauthorized execution.- Lin Ching                       (lynching)

I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?             (why you munching)

This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King                             (no parking)

You are not very bright - Yu So Dum                               (you so dumb)

I got this for free - Ai No Pei                                      (I no pay)

I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?                                    (why hang me)

Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?                          (why go now)

Our meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao     (why you come now)

They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum                                (here they come)

Stay out of sight - Lei Lo                                            (lay low)

He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka                        (washing car)

Does this bathroom stink! - Hu Flung Dung?                     (who flung dung)




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推 stool:i think i need.. XDD
推 XiJun:1.Who you hiding(not sure) 2.Come here now 3.tiny pony
→ XiJun:I think those so-called Chinese kinda like a combinition
→ XiJun:of Cantonese and Hokkien, maybe some Vietnamese/Korean
→ XiJun:just some "looks" like Mandarin, btw it's so funny
→ wnwangster:i swear this is what you'll hear in ChinaTown...XDD
※ 編輯: wnwangster      來自: 118.165.179.149      (07/19 13:37)
→ outofdejavu:I found myself reading every one like a moron ="=