推 windycat:ah~hahahaha.. nice one 07/22 12:24
→ potingliu:oh~ naughty parrots :P 07/24 15:04
A woman went to her priest with a problem.
"Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing.
All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your
two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male
parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your
parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn
to praise and worship."
The next day, the woman brought her parrots to the priest's house. His two male
parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman
put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots.
The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed
"Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!"
--
"Everyone is entitled to be stupid,
but some abuse the privilege."
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