[Joke] FW: The Four Ghosts of the White House

[wnwangster (Wei)]

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed.
He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him,
"George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did." Washington advises,
and then fades away...

The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson
moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out,
"Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight...

The third night sleep still does not come for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost
of Frank D. Roosevelt hovering over his bed. Bush whispers,
"Franklin, what is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist..

Bush still isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure
moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads,
"Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"
Lincoln replies, "Go see a play..."
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On a side note to our dear mod. stool,
this might pose as inappropriate,
doesn't hurt to ask nonetheless:
Shall I embrace the Black humor and promote diversity by sharing some of the
less blatant "Yo Mama" jokes? I promise I'll behave... XDDDD

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      "Everyone is entitled to be stupid,
                                          but some abuse the privilege."

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推 AJ215:Hilarious ^^   But making fun of Lincoln may backfire..
推 army:I don't get it.. Pro'bly has to do wth my poor US history
推 Bigfatty73:all sums up to 1 conclusion :
→ Bigfatty73:just die for the sake of the land of freedom
→ Bigfatty73:tho I am still in favor of war in Afghanistan
推 sulliven:Hhhh...it's so funny