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話說今天早上六點... 是我們家族總動員去掃墓的日子╮(╯_╰)╭((睡眼惺忪貌)) 大家在奶奶家集合..抄傢伙 ((鋤頭 鐮刀 鏟子..等重兵器)) 於是大家開始往三芝的祖墳出發 今天是一個陰雨綿綿 且山上霧超濃的................... 一到了現場..大家開始動工.....割草 一年沒來..草真的都比人高了......( ̄ー ̄;) 一邊割草同時 我爸總是喜歡邊刁煙 邊割(  ̄ c ̄)y▂ξ 煙 一支接著一支.............. 一個多小時候 終於清理完畢 準備開始燒金紙了.... 我老爹就把賴打丟給我 叫我開始燒金紙 我就先燒大張的.................... 此時雨開始有點變大 大家全部圍在火爐前 加快燒金紙的速度 ~( ̄▽ ̄)~(_△_)~( ̄▽ ̄)~(_△_)~( ̄▽ ̄)~ ~( ̄▽ ̄)~(_△_)~( ̄▽ ̄)~(_△_)~( ̄▽ ̄)~ 就在此時 爐內的金紙被雨弄太濕 快熄火了 ( ̄□ ̄|||)a 我馬上拿出賴打要重起爐灶 但是....就是打不起來!!!! 我:厚...阿爸!!你A賴打 進水了啦!!! ˋ(′_‵||)ˊ 爸:厚!!賴打撒來!!!我用厚哩看!!!! ╭ ﹀◇﹀〣 我:賴打((遞)) 全部親戚就圍在金爐面前等我爸大顯神威 o(‧"‧)o 果然..男人一過四十就剩一張嘴.. ( ′-`)y-~ 我阿爸喀了十幾下..依然無法點起來 爸: X!!奧賴打!!! 此時金爐的金紙 已經呈現悶燒..冒白煙..沒有火了 我:哈哈..我看阿祖A金紙 要用快遞送去!! 阿嬤:因仔郎..黑白講 ( ‵□′)───C<─___-)||| 就在我阿爸繼續努力"喀"時.... 恐怖的事情來了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 阿爸一時手殘..賴打滑掉了!!!!!! 賴打滑掉了!!!!!! 賴打滑掉了!!!!!! 而且是...................掉到金爐裡面了!!! 掉到金爐裡面了!!! 掉到金爐裡面了!!! 瞬間...大家愣住了 (._.?) 下一刻.... 幹 酸阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 以金爐為中心...大家四處閃避!!! 五秒後........碰!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 金爐發生大爆炸...( ̄□ ̄|||)a 金爐有點裂開.... 不過...瞬間金紙又燒起來了...而且火勢相當猛烈 ( ̄ー ̄;) 阿爸:= =+ 痾..哈哈..哩看..火很大阿..大家緊燒阿 \(^▽^)/ 眾親戚:............................................. 所以..原來賴打進水了..還是可以用阿!!!!!!!! 果然是家有一老 如有一寶 _(●;-_-)● P.s 各位鄉民 去掃墓記得要多帶幾個賴打喔..== == -- 無名:http://www.wretch.cc/album/shengda -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 123.192.126.103
k7015002001:XD好笑 03/25 13:53
OPpsyche:番仔火+醬油似乎也不錯... 03/25 13:54
nx3326:阿祖:[狂幹]今年寄來的錢都被炸的爛爛的 叫我怎麼花阿!!! 03/25 13:53
minipen:火很大阿..大家緊燒阿 \(^▽^)/ 03/25 13:57
yuu1350600:好笑~ 03/25 13:57
azxsw21q:三樓害我噴玉米濃湯 03/25 13:59
michael14047:有好笑到XD 03/25 13:59
l1l1l1l1:XDDDDDDDDD三樓的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 14:04
snowkei:我覺得你爸很有王火旺的fu (頑劣家族) 03/25 14:04
iamtako:三樓有經驗? 03/25 14:09
didila:[超幹] 今年清明 子孫把我放錢的保險箱炸裂了 03/25 14:26
lupina:三樓害我肚子痛... 03/25 14:33
badbadmonkey:3樓.. XD 03/25 14:38
larcenciel:三樓經典啊 03/25 14:39
newparry111:哈哈...專業換3樓當!!! 03/25 14:42
allen60169:原PO好笑! 三樓讚! XDDDD 03/25 14:44
Ohya1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 14:46
Hans14:XDD 03/25 14:50
dodo0210:三樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 14:53
jtmh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 14:54
uchihahow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 14:55
MANPringle:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 14:59
hangigi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 15:03
quiet123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好笑! 03/25 15:03
lkkppio:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 15:06
s1470258:3F 畫龍點睛 03/25 15:06
louissuper:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD3FXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 15:07
Milu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 15:14
Taurnil:三樓太棒! 03/25 15:18
b87887:推賴打爆炸 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 15:19
kilik911:好像抓狂一族的劇情 囧rz 03/25 15:20
spanglestars:XDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 15:23
gilbert20:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 15:23
Yehsb:.............原po真早起床阿... 03/25 15:24
deny0022:樓上是教主耶..好久不見喔 03/25 15:26
carlwang25:因仔郎..黑白講 ( ‵□′)───C<─___-)||| 03/25 15:31
takasi03:3樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 16:10
imeder:阿爸:= =+ 痾..哈哈..哩看..火很大阿..大家緊燒阿 \(^▽^)/ 03/25 16:11
AAU:3樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 16:22
Nicoleching:XD 03/25 16:31
musiclife:3樓專業XDDDDDDDD 03/25 16:37
jumpings:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 16:38
st4123:因仔郎..黑白講 ( ‵□′)───C<─___-)||| 03/25 16:45
blurcloud:其實是阿祖顯靈啦!! 這篇太好笑了!!! 03/25 16:48
mmm90415:XDDDDDDD3FXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 16:56
superbabyer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 17:05
hayata:這1、2天掃墓~請問你們是客家人嗎?因為這幾天很多客家掃墓? 03/25 17:05
dhero:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 17:10
hatasky:有笑有推 03/25 17:12
riveranz:推三樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 17:21
gsx7777777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 17:41
jojotseng666:XDDDDDDD 有笑有推 以後專業的就換3樓啦~~~ 03/25 17:41
iowaya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 17:45
ienjan:推原po和三樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 17:47
avantgardej:XXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 18:01
furla168:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 18:05
askingbbq:推爆推爆! 03/25 18:15
Candybi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑 !!!! 03/25 18:16
flylover:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 18:19
yamg:XDDDDDDDD 03/25 18:31
DevilVic:幹超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 18:48
Yie:3F XD 03/25 18:50
fjzc:3F~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 18:59
butter:我好久沒有狂笑了... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 19:00
namekiss:看笨版長知識---原來要先落跑阿(記) 03/25 19:05
franreaac:你爸..... 03/25 19:09
asdfgh123:XD 03/25 19:21
shadowmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 19:34
smarttommy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 19:36
pinkdemon:3樓專業 03/25 19:39
deny0022:哈.感謝3F.幫我潤文(~^O^~).我們只是剛好大家都有空就去 03/25 19:39
deny0022:不是客家人..^^ 03/25 19:40
cherrypink:哈哈  三樓超好笑 03/25 19:51
T28: 阿祖:[狂幹]今年寄來的錢都被炸的爛爛的 叫我怎麼花阿!!! 03/25 19:54
Adagietto:推三樓~~~ 03/25 19:55
Cyanite:呵呵 03/25 20:03
gx9900double:三樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 20:22
ppv: 果然..男人一過四十就剩一張嘴. 推~~ 03/25 20:34
hineboy:XDDDDD 03/25 20:59
redone551:有笑有推喔 03/25 21:18
derex:轉錄至看板 CPU_TS731 03/25 21:22
willy:原來直接丟賴打進去就可以快遞了 03/25 21:25
hayata:下次掃墓也來試試這招><" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 21:38
alufish:三樓讓我笑了XDDDD 03/25 21:43
kkyan:三樓夠專業......我肚子好痛.......XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 22:03
plumg:推三樓 03/25 22:19
harpseal0301:推三樓XD.....(≧<>≦)笑得肚子好痛.... 03/25 22:52
Qptt: 有好笑到 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 22:53
summerkof:推三樓 超好笑 03/25 22:58
drivel7310:阿祖罵說:死因宰,要我明年沒錢花是吧!! 03/25 23:03
mooninsnow:XDDDDDDDDDDDN0 三樓有專業拉~~哈哈 03/25 23:06
chancying:XDDDD 03/25 23:10
yuu1350600:全部都很經典 03/25 23:09
deepbluedj:阿幹XD 酸~~~~ (看到這裡我就笑了XD) 03/25 23:17
inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 23:18
Coldfengzi:奇怪,不是用氣體(丙烷)的嗎? 03/25 23:59
newjackle:阿祖急著要等不及你送快遞了 03/26 00:03
toyoching:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 00:05
mimiyaki:XDDDDDDDDD ( ̄▽ ̄#)﹏﹏ 03/26 00:12
andyjgc:小心!手榴彈! (隊友陣亡) 03/26 00:13
birdwings:Fire in the hole!! 03/26 00:33
lucy910897:推三樓 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 00:34
tatashi:推經典的三樓 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 00:48
nx3326:怎麼推個文好有成就感阿 03/26 00:51
convey1227:賴打丟到火裡會爆炸啊?我有摔過賴打但是沒爆炸 XDDDDD 03/26 00:52
convey1227:以後丟到火裡試看看 = =+ 03/26 00:53
end61728:哈哈~好好笑 03/26 01:06
Xenomania:請你吃賴打 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 01:11
ultrarider:我有摔過讓她爆過..角度要對好 03/26 01:13
roger0918:廢話 賴打裡面是瓦斯啊 別白痴到真的拿去丟 03/26 01:16
Zeroyeu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 01:18
anochen:下次帶95去....更快更安全....@@ 03/26 01:27
tom90921:XD 03/26 01:38
dementquiet:3樓讚!!!! 03/26 01:40
KAWA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3f 03/26 01:45
xkoric:阿祖:[狂幹] 只燒打火機給我..來根煙阿(  ̄ c ̄)y▂ξ 03/26 01:49
selient:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/26 01:52
dxdxdxdx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 02:02
johnnysam:XDDDDDD 爆啦 03/26 02:05
cargolux:爆 03/26 02:06
sactar:推 03/26 02:06
harphy:100 03/26 02:06
unbisepenn:100分 03/26 02:18
elle:3F...XD 03/26 04:05
eason0310:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 06:56
lucky1218:3F 太好笑啦 XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 09:56
deblue:3F...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! 03/26 11:37
samcool:3F...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 12:04
patc: 阿祖:[狂幹] 只燒打火機給我..來根煙阿(  ̄ c ̄)y▂ξ 03/26 13:13
gunden:哈哈 我也想推三樓 都很好笑 03/26 13:23
neokoichi:笑死我了 我笑到肚子痛 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 15:33
eustace:三樓真的超好笑 03/26 15:55
luckydog0605:哈哈~~三樓好好笑~~ 03/26 15:56
cindy78127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (笑翻) 03/26 16:00
poundy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 16:43
lovefoolish:3樓的經典....很有經驗吼?XD 03/26 16:51
hsying:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 推三樓 好好笑 03/26 16:59
ehrlich: 3F 有笑點 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 17:51
fredbrown:好笑...樓上記得推回喔 03/26 18:03
jimmy0618:三樓太經典了 板上狀態應該換這個 03/26 18:10
bc0960:換版名啦 03/26 18:48
bsb1530:換版名啦 03/26 19:48
saywa:(  ̄ c ̄)y▂ξ 03/26 19:57
eisenccw:三樓的專業由今天開始 ~ XD 03/26 20:37
DeathWizard:三樓害我狂笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 21:48
memorytrace:3F真的有笑點XDDDDDDDDD 03/26 21:48
chilli4321:推3F 03/26 23:17
bonny0512:三樓害我半夜狂笑啦 03/27 01:48
kayfox:推三樓 XDDDD 03/27 03:04
zhou:XDDDDDD 03/27 03:27
zeuselephant:3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 05:20
zacharypan:這好笑!幹~推阿! 03/27 13:45
TOOYA:噓什麼噓 你的推文很有特色嗎 礙眼 03/27 16:49
newman69:火會不會太大了點??真是賴打逆襲!! 03/27 18:50
cycu0315:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 18:55
PeachRain:我笑到...連感動的淚水都流下來了XDDD 03/28 01:17
catsintc:超好笑~~~ 03/30 21:15
angel0952:轉錄至看板 RSSH93_306 03/31 09:08
angel0952:SORRY 借轉一下 如果不行 我再去它刪掉 03/31 09:09
evolutionvii:還真的「快遞」咧…… 03/31 16:48
ami0603:三樓真的是太妙了 原po爸爸也很妙 04/01 00:44
scpxxxx:XDDDDD 04/04 20:07
Mizaromilky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 15:19
cloudyaung:賴打丟進去燒 爆開時能聞到瓦斯的味道喔 香香的 04/08 09:21
trtc:3F本日最專業XDDDDDD 04/11 02:15