精華區beta FCK-GARDEN 關於我們 聯絡資訊
聽一個朋友說他以前高中時的趣事,但我一直覺得事主是他... 話說他那學校的宿舍中間有條水溝,不算很寬,人跳的過去。而那水溝好像剛好就是分隔 男女宿舍的分界線。所以他們學校規定晚上不得跨過那水溝,要不然大過一支。 有一天晚上,有位同學閒來無事跑到宿舍外面亂逛。不知為何,他一時興起,走到水溝旁 。 跳了過去,然後喊著:「一個大過」 又跳回去,「二個大過」 再跳過去,「三個大過」 四個 五個 六個 七個 . . . 在他玩的正盡興時,他猛一轉頭發現教官在一旁靜靜地看著他。 「幾個了?」 -- 「你要我做什麼?我不能......哦,可惡......」哈普羅一把抓住本資費,他正徒勞無功 地想把自己和雷桑拉上飛船。「你那隻龍呢?」哈普羅把老人拉上來,焦急地問他。 「基隆?」本資費像個被嚇呆的貓頭鷹,對著哈普羅猛眨眼睛。「好主意!聽說那裡的夜 巿不錯── 」                             死亡之門─精靈之星 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 222.157.92.135
Chiaor:先承認你就是事主巴! 11/12 01:28
asklove:XD 11/12 01:31
nosugarGtea:XD 11/12 01:32
Alip:噗... 11/12 01:34
starlone:XD 11/12 01:35
NYAITHEE:那你到底跳幾次你就老實說出來麻 11/12 01:42
iliya1005:XDDDDD 11/12 01:44
ipessimistic:XDDDDD 11/12 01:45
genbin:這麼奇怪的要求我這輩子沒見過 11/12 01:46
creativegod:XD 11/12 01:50
abcd1111:幹...我笑翻了 11/12 01:57
sp056456:我又跳進來啦 我又跳出去啦 我又跳進來啦 我又跳出去啦 11/12 02:00
san009:XDDDDD 這好笑 11/12 02:00
fireflyyen:XDDDD 11/12 02:05
memalina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 02:05
iamvene:超好笑的啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 02:06
MashRoom:我跳過來啦 我又跳過去啦 我又跳過來啦 我又跳過去啦~ 11/12 02:05
MashRoom:記我啊笨蛋~ 11/12 02:06
i524680:報告教官,其實我是在練乾坤大挪移......... 11/12 02:07
aoc5000:XD 11/12 02:10
StAKA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 02:11
blackkane:笑翻了啦 哈哈哈哈 11/12 02:13
lliyuu:教官:大家都看到啦~是他要我記的!!! 11/12 02:14
onset:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 02:18
evilpoint:我覺得教官講話都很好笑 XD)rz 11/12 02:19
mgkmrmgi:是冷面笑匠,我一直懷疑其實他們心裡在偷笑 11/12 02:22
Still28: XDDDDDDDD 11/12 02:24
almedpaco:XDDDDDDD 11/12 02:25
childhood:XDDDDD 11/12 02:26
ohmygod0707:XDDDDDDDDD\ 11/12 02:34
MoMobull:XDDDDDD 11/12 02:46
y2kcat:XDDDDDD 11/12 02:48
tina02119:哈XDDDDDDDDD 11/12 03:20
popzxcvasdf:哈~超好笑!!! 11/12 03:20
Zephyrs:教官:像這種要求我這輩子沒見過 11/12 03:21
wildinheart:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 03:21
stillj8282:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 03:52
zyxcba5:我想知道結果XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 04:06
ohole:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 04:15
bluemidnight:這真的好笑XD 11/12 04:30
crimsonsky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 06:35
gn00063172: :像這種要求我這輩子沒見過XDDD 11/12 06:55
hipwaveric:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 07:20
NUKnigel:笑翻掉~ 11/12 07:32
eggimage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD像這種要求我這輩子沒見過XDDD 11/12 07:40
lavandersea:哈哈笑死我了啦 11/12 07:56
Hans14:X] 11/12 08:04
m1432012165:記我阿笨蛋~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 08:16
bbbgggttt999:像這種要求一輩子沒見過XDDDD 11/12 09:31
PoorTea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 09:39
pcgamelee:只要有心 幾個大過都不是問題 11/12 09:40
mdeternity:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 10:09
monwedfri:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 10:26
colorma:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 10:32
iowaya:聽一個鄉民說他以前高中時的趣事,而我一直覺得事主是他... 11/12 10:40
DoDoisSocold:XDDD 11/12 10:49
charling717:哈哈哈哈哈 好好笑 11/12 10:54
Elivanta:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 11:01
prononhead:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 11:20
oojnhars:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 11:31
noviage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 11:34
kickme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 11:48
mayfly:XD 11/12 11:52
catem:XDDDDD 11/12 11:58
mayday198076:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 12:06
netii:好笑~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 11/12 12:26
wizardfizban:事主是不是我 不會影響這事的存在性 所以不重要 11/12 12:33
orangehb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 12:43
Scorpiongirl:好智障啊 XD 11/12 13:00
loveshih:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 11/12 13:01
yjay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 13:36
a78544521:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 13:38
NanikaNL:推瘋子費資本 11/12 13:37
wizardfizban:哦! 想不到有人看的懂我的ID和暱稱耶! 11/12 13:51
urto:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 14:04
linkinchez:我還以為是搞笑漫畫日和XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 14:10
neek:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 14:10
swg1319:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 14:29
oioallen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 14:42
IhCnAb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 14:51
fabled:XDDDDDDDDDDDDd 11/12 15:21
topgunguy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 15:26
vip0115:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 15:29
foreverlord:正心的愛(礙)河? 11/12 15:36
wizardfizban:是正心沒錯... 11/12 16:09
moritachiny:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 16:32
texting:哈哈哈我也是正心的 好懷念阿XDDD 該不會是淋罄昌教官吧 11/12 16:33
wizardfizban:@.@ 你們不要把劇中人物都報出來呀! 囧 11/12 16:45
liuchihying:唉唷 我的媽啊 笑死我了 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 11/12 17:25
lynnping:我笑到翻掉,靠…XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 17:37
snooze:正心人推... 11/12 18:44
place123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD天阿 好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 18:47
poikg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 19:02
inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 19:05
wia04:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 19:33
happycoser:這種要求我一被子都沒聽過....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 19:42
pearl0108:哈哈~超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 19:45
freemanjkdd:愛(礙)河~~~不是填平很久了~~~(幾十年??~@@?)~~ 11/12 19:57
s1470258:九個... 是你偷的吧!!! 11/12 20:02
shin696:這種要求我一輩子都沒聽過.......XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 20:02
ibulondong:XXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 20:54
keikolin:愛河~~ 哈哈 就是正心..我也是..大肥昌退休了吧 11/12 20:54
glayteru00:哈哈哈哈哈 這個教官妙 11/12 20:56
minutess:教官讚XDDDDD 借轉班版 11/12 21:38
minutess:轉錄至看板 MCJH_8810 11/12 21:39
plqaoki:人生何處不相逢阿 11/12 21:48
Sunofgod:噗 XDDD 11/12 22:00
siaye:XDXDXD 11/12 22:05
Avrilwinner:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 22:13
jk456jk:轉錄至看板 NCCU06_PA 11/12 22:14
newbox66:這種要求我一被子都沒聽過....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 22:30
candc46:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 最近教官系列的文很多~~~ 11/12 22:33
shadowmoon:這種要求我一被子都沒聽過....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 22:46
Jeff777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 23:08
kathliy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 23:19
ricky7899:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 23:37
Moxon:還沒推暴...XD 可惜 -.- 好笑耶 11/13 00:06
leo007:就是填平了變小水溝才可以跳過來跳過去....正心好愛河好~~ 11/13 00:08
siriusu:推推 11/13 00:10
maddercat:很好奇簽名檔是真的有這本書嗎?? 11/13 00:24
wizardfizban:http://0rz.tw/2122v 11/13 00:29
tina80141:這種要求我一被子都沒聽過 11/13 00:37
aalphabet:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 00:38
godenocean:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 00:48
linzhengzhan:這是聽以前的學長說的啦;至於教官嗎,聽說姓“孟“ 11/13 00:57
linzhengzhan:我進高中部時,他已經退休了說;應該有人認識他吧… 11/13 00:59
linzhengzhan:ps.我現在已經25歲了,所以是好久以前的故事了(茶) 11/13 01:02
kcott:這種要求我一被子都沒聽過....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 01:04
chack:這種要求我一輩子沒見過.... 11/13 01:08
smileone:XDDDDDDDD超好笑 11/13 01:09
qqsheep: 這種要求我一被子都沒聽過....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 01:14
crazybetty:XD 11/13 01:16
ABeChen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 01:41
snowblack09:哇是正心是正心耶~~我也是正心人XDD 11/13 01:43
ArrowSmith:推一下本資費 11/13 01:49
zo4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 01:52
bikestormer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 02:02
librafe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 11/13 02:06
AAU: 這種要求我一輩子都沒聽過 11/13 03:45
Lanewap: XDDDDDDDD 11/13 05:38
gorden00:XDDDDDDDDD 11/13 09:29
uunnii:正心人推一下 11/13 12:10
cheko:像這樣的要求從來沒見過 11/13 15:06
ice0905:正心人一定要推的XD,好想林教官呀~~XDDD 11/13 15:52
lovefir:正心人推一下 11/13 17:46
asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 18:12
plpl:正心人推推推 11/13 19:03
l00A:正心人推~~孟教官是以前顧宿舍的..長的很帥..林教官人不錯 11/13 20:22
starshine:好笑到爆 XD 11/13 21:34
windtrace:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:27
boldt:正心人推 11/13 23:00
lasslass:XDDDDD 11/13 23:36
cbate:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 01:07
guitarnini:你看不到我看不到我看不到我...3(~.~)E... 11/14 04:44
zoewangiu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 07:58
funnyway:XDDD 11/14 10:31
SummerShine:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 16:29
kuaibaby:正心人推推推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 19:44
fairy1215:教官退休了..還挺想他的 11/14 19:43
JackKKK:QQ 11/15 00:42
dragonsoul:XD 11/15 10:53
GeniusMrlai:我又跳進來啦 我又跳出去啦 我又跳進來啦 我又跳出去 11/15 21:37
fairy1215:正心人推推推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/15 21:40
Raist:推iowaya XDDDDDD 笑死了 11/15 22:00
dreamthief:正心人一堆~~好懷念愛河阿~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/15 23:13
cherry313:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/15 23:51
PhySeraph:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD半夜憋笑 我要死了. 11/16 02:16
zhou:XDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:25
kkkkkkkkkk10:教官:大家都看到啦~是他要我記的!!! 11/16 18:01
GiGiWiWi:XD 11/16 19:20
Makomoon:我也要推瘋子本資費XDXD 11/16 19:45
pearlymirror:肚子好痛哈哈哈XDDDDDDD 11/16 23:00
nibgn:我上正心初一時 早沒愛河了 老子現在大一被退學 11/17 01:57
youzen1226:再推本資費!!XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/17 15:16
lilaccat:正心推....XD 11/17 17:37
rhinoii:我懷疑教官常駐在那邊監視 11/17 18:15
s110220:在正心沒看過愛河 現在連芒果都變鳳梨了 11/17 20:47
xxx22088:哈哈哈 11/17 22:47
nnn3:哈哈哈~正心人推..剛剛就在想是不是林教官 哈哈~ 11/17 23:09
ForSinSoKing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/18 00:51
anions:正心人推... 11/18 00:51
ibulondong:XD 還是很好笑 借轉!!! 11/18 02:37
ibulondong:轉錄至看板 NLHS-3th-306 11/18 02:38
youshow:光頭昌教官退休了,不過現在還在學校工作,約聘公務員 11/18 19:25
miljs:XDDDDDDDDDD 11/19 08:15
d80338:我又跳過去了~ 我又跳回來了~ 記我過呀~笨蛋! 11/26 20:11
nuvita:正心人推... 好想教官喔~ 11/26 23:24
beyonce091:借轉,謝謝 12/23 15:27