[閒聊] 電影情節具現化

[yuuchilyann (ゆうちゃん)]

事件中的各位主角，並不知道他們當時的想法，不過從旁觀者大概能揣測他們的心情.

這天，在路邊吃晚餐(路邊攤的陽春麵).

因為就在路旁~自然可以看到車來車往的馬路.

==========分隔線==========

在一個紅燈下的路口，停著一個黑色大休旅車，後面跟著一個普通的小轎車.

黑色大休旅車裡面，坐著什麼樣的人，晚上天色太暗看不清楚，
不過我想白天應該也看不到裡面.

普通的小轎車，裡面坐著一對情侶(應該是...)

幾秒鐘後，紅燈轉成綠燈了 ~_~

不過黑色大休旅車並沒有往前移動，這個時候後面的小轎車就開始狂按喇叭.



就在這個時候，令人覺得好戲上場的時刻來臨.

黑色大休旅車後座兩邊的車門「唰~」的一聲同時拉開，下來了四個彪形大漢.

其中一個，還在拉開出門的時候，朝地上呸的吐了口水.

其他的彪形大漢，下車後有人扭動脖子(發出啪滋啪滋的聲響)，

也有拉袖挽的，轉動肩膀上的關節；一切就像好萊鎢電影演的那樣.



這個時候，路邊吃飯的人都瞧見了這一幕，好戲要上場了.

小轎車上的男主角，心裡大概想：「靠!!嘟陡啪狼!!」

說那遲快，就像電影演的一樣，大家的耳朵似乎都能聽到男主角，快速手排打換檔的聲音.

因為小轎車的倒車燈已經亮起，似乎已經準備好最壞的打算.


這四個彪形大漢從車上走了下來，也做完了簡單的熱身運動.

走到小轎車的前面，一字排開!!

小轎車上的男主角，心裡大概想：「靠!!他們是玩真的!!」





四個彪形大漢突然轉身，努力的推著黑色大休旅車..........



==========分隔線==========

此刻，「口機～～」的一聲，小轎車不爭氣的急速往後滑行~?!

或許小轎車以為，這四個彪形大漢準備從他們的後車廂拿出什麼可怕的武器吧!

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※ swera:轉錄至看板 Japanese-B95                                   12/21 13:02
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