Re: Hamilton這周現身TopGear

[svuper (mika)]

※ 引述《elmar (@@)》之銘言：

我來Po一下Jeremy和Lewis聊天的內容
無聊隨便翻一下


JC:"I want to start by offering, all of us will do the same, big
congratulations for this astonishing year, genuinely amazing,
are you as amazed as we all suppose to be?

首先我要說，在場的大家都一樣，非常的恭喜你這一年漂亮的演出
你對於自己這樣的表現，驚訝嗎?

LH:"I am, absolutely. Who would have thought, I'm an average guy who had
an amazing opportunity to come to Formula One, I manage to... just lose
the championship right at the end, but still it was an amazing year.
我有!!這當然~~沒有人會想到，一個再平凡不過的我竟然有這令人驚訝的
運氣進入F1，雖然今年最後我失去了世界冠軍，但今年仍然是很令人驚奇的!!


JC:"When you arrive at the Formula One in Astralia, are you expected to
behave like a new boy?
當你第一年來到澳洲墨爾本時，你預測是自己的表現是不是會如菜鳥?


LH:"I think so, everyone expects it is a new kid, he doesn't know what
he is doing, he will be a breeze to pass, that wasn't the case.

我想試吧，大家都猜測我會像個新孩子，不知道自己在幹麻，
很容易就被超越，不成氣候

JC:"But it wasn't because first race you overtook eyebrow man, and the
second one you put on Massa.
但是事實並非如此，因為第一場比賽你超越了大眉毛，之後是超MASSA


(這時觀眾笑了，Eyebrow Man不難猜是誰)

LH:"Massa and Kimi

嗯!MASSA和KIMI

JC:"Was Kimi drunk?

KIMI是醉的?

LH:"I don't know, I should have asked him, in Malaysia he was on the left
and probably didn't imagine I would outbrake him from the inside

我不知道，我應該問他的!!
在馬來西亞的時候，他在我左邊，他大概想不，我會吃他內線

這時JC開模擬KIMI喝醉酒開車:喔~~左轉，酒吧在哪裡，
哇靠~~那是誰...喔是那個新來的要超我車


JC:"We have just been watching Richard Hammond making a clot of himself in
a Formula One car, are tey hard to drive?

我們剛看到RH，把F1開的一蹋糊塗，他們真的很難開嗎?

(TopGear這集先播了Richard試駕Renault R25，真的滿慘的)

LH:"They are very, very hard, when you are at high speed, doing 150,180
miles an hour, and you go through the corner and hit a bump, and you try
to correct it, it will shoot you off.

他們非常非常的難，當你達到時速250~300公里這種高速度
你進彎然而撞上路緣石，如果你想要修正，你整個會被彈開


JC:"Are you fearless, you have said if you die on a track so be it?

你是不是不怕死ㄚ?
你說過在如果死在賽道上也沒有關係

LH:"I don't think, I'm not looking to waste my life. But I have never had
the problem of be scared in there.

我不認為，我並沒有浪費我的生命啦，但是我在跑道上絕不害怕

JC:"You never think what if a wheel comes off now?
你都沒想過如果你的輪子飛掉怎辦?

LH:"I have had that problem this year a couple of times. It is quite exciting
when you are flying head first into barrier, the initial part if actually
quit, especially when you hit the gravel track and the air, then you see
it coming think it's going to hurt.

這問題我今年發生幾次阿
當你飛向護欄時老實說還蠻刺激的說~
我是指最剛開始衝出去的時候啦，特別是當你飛起來或是進入碎石的時候
然後當你看到護欄接近時，你心裡會想，靠!!這個會痛
(這時Jeremy表情很怪，因為面前這小子竟說撞車很exciting)

JC:"You think it's going to hurt?

你覺得這將會痛?

LH:"I had a brilliant one, the team worked very hard to get two brand new
cars out for the test, I shunted it, 180 miles an hour back ward noose the
wall, I remember thinking it would hurt, and I put my head back and I
was quite a nice shouldn't. (最後這字沒聽懂)
我有一個很帥的!
今年年初第一場測試，我們團隊非常努力的弄出兩輛新車給我們測試
我就買單了，時速300車尾向前的撞進祜斕，我當時想的就是"這個應該會痛"
然後把我的頭往後靠好


JC:"Did you just watch Die Hard 4, that's exciting.

你是不是剛看完終極警探4阿? 有沒有那嚜刺激阿

JC:"Who do you want to be your team-mate next year, somebody useless
presumedly?

你希望明年誰當你隊友?
一些低能的?
(觀眾笑了後面那句)

LH:"You want a job?

要不你來啦

JC:"no, I can't fit in"
   "It would be embarrassing, first race you would be like the fat bloke's
going to be useless, it would be a same history, I would come flying past
you screaming. You want someone, everybody presumably wants (crap) ?
(最後crap只讀唇，沒讀出音)

喔喔~~我裝不進去!!
這樣會很難看，第一場比賽就會像個沒用的豬頭一樣，那就會是個丟臉的記憶了
我可能會一路尖叫的飛過你!!
我想大家都要個廢物當隊友吧

LH:"No honestly, this year having someone who could push me all the way
was great.

老實說~不是這樣，今年就有個仁人讓我衝勁十足阿...

JC:"fernando...?

小新??
(露出不屑)

LH:"He's a bloody good driver
他真他媽的是個好車手

JC:"I did once on the Oxford Ring road, I was doing 80 and someone passed me
at 85, 65,7.....

(這段Jeremy開玩笑說他也被Alonso追過，因為Alonso住在Oxford附近，後來他一直
改口85,65,7...因為法定車速上限是70)

JC:"When you driving now, obviously your dad has been very much part of
big rule to build up your whole, does he still tell you how to drive like
all dad do if you are driving along with him?
當然，你爸從小就教你很多，所以當你在開車的時候他是不是也會在旁邊碎碎念?
說你開車種種?


LH:"Yeah, if we're on the road he truly believes he's a better driver
than me, if he had been given the opportunity he would be in Formula One
right now.

唷~當然!!當我們在陸上的時候~~他都認為他我還會開~~
那是他沒機會，不然現在是他在開F1
(所以他爸才會這麼培養Lewis呀? 今天他也在TopGear現場觀眾裡)

JC:"what you got on Mercedes, have you got a CL?

那你開賓士啥車?
CL嗎?

LH:"No, I drive a GL500, GL420

不，我開GL420


JC:"what?

啥~~

LH:"It's a diesel, It's a pimp wagon, cruising. You can fit 24 in rims on
it and lean back and drive, that's all you need onthe road.

柴油車，他是5們掀背的。，你可以改24吋框，可以躺著開，在路上很好用的啦

JC:"what are you saying about yourself?
   "Now there is one thing we have noticed Martin Blundle, We've notived
every time you don't do so well in the race. Brundle has talked to you,
have you noticed that?
你對於自己怎麼說?
我們注意到一件事情，每當你在比賽裏沒有達到完美的時候Martin Blundle
就要找你談話，你有注意到嘛?


LH:"I have  (他滿深有同感地說:D)

JC:"I think he's bitter, I think he's undoing things on your car.
That's what's going on. Hit himi.

我想，他是見不得你好，我想就是他在搞你的車~~
打他快點~~

(我覺得這段很有趣，主持人好像也注意到了Martin不是很挺Lewis)

JC:"Who would win a fist fight of all the British drivers?

所有的英國車手來個搏擊，誰會贏?

LH:"I used to do boxing and karate
  我曾經打過拳，還有空手道哩!

JC:"You 're black belt?
  你是黑段?

LH:"I'm more into defending myself.

  我用來防衛我自己

JC:"You wouldn't want to hit Coulthard?
   你不會想打DC吧!!

LH:"You would brake your wrist

  你會弄壞你的手挽
(這段我就不是很了解了)

JC:"You know when you look at a Formula One car, obviously every gram you
save you do, there is no excess fat, how come Jenson Button is allowed
a beard, that has to wear, all the effort the designer makes and then
he turns up with the face fungus,
You havn't start shaving yet, you won't notice ?

你知道的~~在F1車上每一公克都是斤斤計較，不能有多餘的重量，那為何鈕釦
可以留鬍子?那會增加重量耶!!然後改變整輛車的設計
喔~~你還沒開始長鬍子，所以摩注意到是吧?(調侃LH還小)


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車子是一樣的，把之前那台又拿出來給他試!!
結果溼地只比乾地的STIG慢0.3秒~~
然而STIG在那場地不知開了幾百圈了~~
還是在乾地的情況~~只能說小黑真有你的
晚點再把開車時的對話內容PO上來~~
先去看棒球
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推 se7encat:有沒有richard開F1那段啊？感謝翻譯
推 chrissuen:DC那段是在取笑他的下巴 XDD  另外我覺得F1車手去做單圈
→ chrissuen:時感覺都是輕描淡寫的,但實際上卻都很快~ LH還唱歌,超好
→ chrissuen:笑的 XDDD 他說自己平常用的車子是GL420(柴油車)時JC的
→ chrissuen:表情完全是囧 XDD
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※ 編輯: svuper          來自: 210.209.232.74       (12/03 18:04)
推 elmar:推!感謝翻譯，翻得很好呢
推 ducatti2:18K那篇最後一推 台泥有贈送全集影片
推 Haiker:GL XDD
推 pow:(最後這字沒聽懂)=shunt
推 speedkyo:LH:"You want a job? 吐嘈JC那段還蠻好笑的~JC有囧到