[閒聊] F1 Racing Magazine（有OP請告知）

作者JUNstudio (agGREssion)

看板FORMULA1

標題[閒聊] F1 Racing Magazine（有OP請告知）

時間Tue Apr 25 05:15:16 2006

剛看了 F1 Racing Magazine 「三」月份（嗯，我承認我LAG太久）剛好是介紹各車隊的PREVIEW 當中有一欄描述各車隊的相似物，我覺得蠻有趣的想說不知道能不能貼上來給大家笑笑但是這種LAG太久的東西，實在怕OP的太誇張而貽笑大方雖然爬文沒找到，但是如果有人知道哪篇有的話，請告訴在下，我會將此文刪除 RENAULT are like... ...Thierry Henry Plenty of va-va-voom and God-like technical ability, but, even though commited in this short term, you get the feeling their future lies everywhere McLAREN-MERCEDES are like... ...a great white shark Focused, magnificent, super-swift, single-minded and deadly - but grinning through clenched teeth last season FERRARI are like... ...Mike Tyson Once explosive, unbeatable, scary. Now back in the ranks of lesser mortals, scrambling to find their mojo TOYOTA are like... ...Pop Idol A soulless, global franchise contriving short-term successes and appealing only to...well, who, exactly? （這一段怎麼覺得蠻酸的XD） WILLIAMS are like... ...a dog with a stick They'll always come back, although not neccssarily with the same sticks. Still, you're always willing them on, and one day they'll get it right again. HONDA are like... ...a monastery Austere engineering purists devoted to the cause, but perhaps a little out of touch with the real world. RED BULL are like... ...Chelsea Football Club No, not really, contrary to how they protest a tight budget, RBR are like Abramovich's superclub. Mateschitz? Abramovich? More than just sound-a-likes. （這段掰的不是很好） BMW-SAUBER are like... ...Robbie Williams Circa 1995, when the egotistical singer quit Take That to go solo. They've got the odds stacked against them, but the potential could be huge. MIDLAND are like... ...Anna Kournikova Pseudo Russian credentials, questionable motivation, but they look the part (oh, yes, indeed), so it's a shame there's so little substance. （酸的恰到好處XD） SCUDERIA TORO ROSSO are like... ...a Snickers bar Renamed from Marathon, but still a question of taste, and we don't yet know how soft their centre will turn out. SUPER AGURI are like... ...a Sinclair C5 Odd idea. （Sinclair C5是一種三輪電動車，雖然造價低廉，但是性能堪慮） -- ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ＡrｓeｎaｌＦＣ（1896～Forever） ▌▎Ａrsenal▊▌ ╭────────────────────╮ ▌▎◆ ▇▊▌ │ 我首先是兵工廠的球迷，其次才是足球迷。 │ ▌▎◢[⊕▇ ▊▌ │ (arr. from Nick Hornby) │ ◥▄▁ ▁▄◤ ╰┐┌──────────────────╯ ▇▅▄▂▄▅▇ JUN └╯ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 71.255.152.201 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- < 作者: u1302094 (Got Urself a Gun) 看板: FORMULA1 標題: Re: [閒聊] F1 Racing Magazine（有OP請告知）時間: Tue Apr 25 12:45:07 2006 這一期（五月號）也有好玩的東西。XD 有一篇是問及各車手對於「危險」的定義或他們經歷過最危險的事（賽車除外）各家車手通常都正回答啥滑雪啦、攀岩啦、衝浪啦.... 一些用想就知道很危險的事。（Jarno Trulli還參加過四人雪橇賽，真有他的）但是當問到Juan Pablo Montoya時他的答案是：「跟我老婆Connie結婚。」 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD（笑翻倒在地上） -- 「我不過才33歲，我想還不是可以動筆寫回憶錄的年紀。不過我會考慮動筆寫慕尼黑的夜生活指南！」　　－Oliver Kahn -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.115.206.71

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