[八卦]大舒又撞車了

[haoto (carried away)]

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大舒駕駛Fiat休旅車意圖超車時，撞到這個倒楣(?)的路人
以下為現身說法：

Father-of-one Martin said: "I was putting the security bars up outside the
garage before going home. I have to stand on the edge of the road and keep an
eye on traffic.

"Out of nowhere I heard a bang from behind me. It spun me round and I was
thrown forward on to my face, hitting the bonnet of a parked van. Then I saw
a big blue van go by and realised they'd hit me. I thought I recognised the
driver, but my head was spinning.

He was screaming, 'What the f*****g hell were you doing in the road?' "He
seemed cross, as if I was in the wrong. I called the police."

The accident smashed the driver's side mirror of the van. Schumacher passed a
breath test and was quizzed.

Martin went on: "The officers asked me to wait in my office while they spoke
to him. An officer came in and said 'This guy's claiming to be Michael
Schumacher'. Then another told us she'd seen his ID and it was him.

"He still didn't apologise. The police realised I wasn't too injured and told
us to swap addresses, then he just got back in the van and drove off without
even looking at me. He was arrogant.


"I guess it shows once a racing driver, always a racing driver. The old
ladies were probably only doing 30mph and he fancied his chances.

馬路很危險的，大舒還是乖乖留在賽道上吧XDD


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