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適逢假日,宿舍沒有人 可是已經燒到很不舒服 只好自己很悲慘的騎車去看醫生........ 到了小診所 理所當然的先掛號 櫃檯護士小姐:不好意思,請給我您的健保卡 我從皮包裡拿了一張綠色的卡給她 櫃檯護士小姐:小姐不好意思,我是說健保卡喔 我仔細看了一下 手裡拿的是郵局提款卡 於是我努力在皮包裡翻找的(有點辛苦,因為人很不舒服) 可是找不到 這時護士小姐應該是看出我的窘境 櫃檯護士小姐:如果沒帶的話身分證還是有其他東西也可以 這時我不知道也在想什麼 又把提款卡遞給她 櫃檯護士小姐:這個比較麻煩,要有密碼才可以喔^_^(半開玩笑) 我:**********(密碼) 櫃檯護士小姐:............................ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 123.204.19.197 ※ 編輯: ojb42356 來自: 123.204.19.197 (05/29 13:49)
scar906:好吧!晚上約薇閣...到時候你再匯款 05/29 13:48
Brad255:其實你想跟她表白齁(誤) 05/29 14:12
chynlin:護士:等我一下,我去找台ATM確認你的身份~ 05/29 14:13
adam8520:護士:我......不便宜喔 = =+ 05/29 14:21
blair60503:[超爽] 病患給我提款卡跟密碼耶 05/29 14:33
inse:另類告白方式 05/29 14:44
waityang:嘴角不爭氣的上揚... 05/29 14:59
Hans14:禁忌之愛~ 05/29 15:00
forevertwo:有笑有推 05/29 15:06
eipduolc:怎麼感覺燒到49度了 05/29 15:44
momoCry:XDDDDDDD 05/29 15:52
Lelio17:XDDD 05/29 16:00
AceID:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 16:12
c854726:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 16:20
sherry8330:(噴笑) 05/29 16:20
kilo2000:XDDDDDD 05/29 16:30
wsx2233:應該不只39度= = 05/29 16:36
evelyn055:XDDDDDDD 05/29 16:39
sunnytutor:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 16:39
holdbird:護士圖勒 05/29 16:40
Keiichii:3樓讚啦 05/29 16:40
huckebein12:這種症狀比較像喝醉... 05/29 16:43
straypoet:護士圖呢?? 05/29 16:43
j20006640:笑翻了XD 05/29 16:45
ayulovem:笑了XDDDD 05/29 16:47
pel447:[無奈]當護士被病人羞辱 05/29 16:47
jay8063:我還曾經拿淡江大學的學生證去掛號 然後只帶150... 05/29 16:53
iamyen:護士表示:醫生,那我先下班囉~ 05/29 16:58
jimlexus:快送醫 05/29 17:02
llw773:終於知道金光黨為何都潛伏在醫院裡了XDDDDDDD 05/29 17:02
a5091300:XD 05/29 17:11
nekoyiyu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 17:12
h94xo4jo3:哈哈笑了 05/29 17:18
yoyo3985:哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDD (護士該笑還是該哭呢?) 05/29 17:23
hosanna0813:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 17:26
tokyo9986:這個有好笑到~~XD 05/29 17:32
survive:應該不只39度 05/29 17:32
ee012345:有爆點XD 05/29 17:39
CJO1I6:燒的挺嚴重的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 17:41
ective:XDDD 05/29 17:43
eve260000:原PO真可愛XDDD 05/29 17:44
qoo60606:護士:你腦袋是燒壞喔 05/29 17:45
IDAY:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 17:50
waterydan:這應該不只有39度而已 05/29 17:52
ciaochen:XD 05/29 17:52
memalina:護士:醫生 這裡有一個病人快不行了 病的不輕呀 05/29 17:54
vince1027:關燈了...那個密碼 怎麼還看不到? 05/29 17:56
WilliamXZ:護士:超爽的咧 有人送錢上門 05/29 17:56
SoDaTea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 05/29 17:58
lsc047:密碼勒 05/29 17:58
MyoCat:燒壞了 囧 05/29 18:05
s9234140:拿出台科學生證 就免錢了 05/29 18:05
ballball520:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD真的要快點就醫了!XD 05/29 18:07
GGisme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 18:10
so800721:哈哈哈超好笑XDDDDD 05/29 18:49
jmmylu1990:我看到一半想說會不會把密碼給她...原po還真給了XD 05/29 18:50
cff9900ff:開燈看得到密碼耶!! 05/29 18:56
ayulovem:樓上騙人 05/29 19:00
Macototo:XD 05/29 19:05
Bettymeimei:護士:我很貴 05/29 19:48
evermpeg2:應該不止39度+1 XDD 05/29 20:29
evermpeg2: 只 05/29 20:30
qvTYTvp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 20:30
Anatomy:記得PO結果 05/29 20:51
shaka1aka:護士:好的,以後就負責管理你的財產(羞) 05/29 21:08
Ida102:s大,為何拿出台科學生證就免錢啊@@? 05/29 21:09
econjimmy:密碼的圖咧? 啊不是 是護士小姐的圖咧? 05/29 21:17
shinwar:護士小姐:醫生~醫生~這個很嚴重,先抓去看吧 05/29 21:25
tt511327:告訴我密碼XD 05/29 21:31
nous:護士:以後你來不用掛號了也不必帶健保卡了 05/29 21:49
asdfghjkl220:燒壞了XDDDD 05/29 21:50
jeff20092:應該不止39度+1 ( ′-`)y-~ 05/29 21:53
babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 22:20
k3062200:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD 05/29 22:42
petwing:你確定是39度而不是93度? 05/29 22:50
mei1989:真的病的很嚴重.....(拍拍 05/29 22:59
ym920822:你真的病的很嚴重XDDD 05/29 23:03
bigbvd2001:XXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 23:35
stab22:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 23:35
oXnXo:沒藥醫了XDDD 05/29 23:47
lzhhilly:護士:你確定帳戶裡面的錢夠嗎? 05/29 23:58
b7550188:好像在哪看過類似的情形XD 其實你想包養她吧~XDD 05/30 00:00
jzn:醫生!醫生!病人腦子燒壞啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 00:01
mystage:你明顯想掛號插隊= =@m 別以為我不知道你想幹嘛 05/30 00:07
mystage:排隊的病人們表示: 你先進去吧大哥 05/30 00:13
mensen:護士圖呢? 05/30 00:15
indigomaple:原波不是小姐嗎?XDDD 05/30 00:26
rickymore978:哈哈哈哈~笑到室友都被我吵醒了 05/30 00:29
evilize:原來當護士這麼好康 XDDD 05/30 00:49
gn02597865:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 01:18
kiwidogz:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 01:30
mystage:.........我看錯了 大姊歹勢 05/30 01:32
open00937:好好休息@.@ 05/30 02:05
e0975310:原PO頭燒昏了XDD 05/30 02:22
shex2106:原PO好好休息吧XDD 05/30 02:55
snok:護士的圖(敲碗) 05/30 02:57
sodas500i:護士一定很正 05/30 06:56
mikechan:護士圖哩? 05/30 07:51
lightpisces:所以重點是護士正嗎 05/30 11:10
Armuu:XDD 05/30 11:22
heaos:笑了XD 05/30 11:29
Irhhwtd:護士:既然都給了提款卡,可不限次數+不限內容喔(大誤) 05/30 11:34
while0729:護士: 我很貴 05/30 11:35
ben313233:護士: 要溫柔點喔 別太快__進來喔(?!) 05/30 11:37
CJO1I6:樓上很糟糕 05/30 11:53
di7101483:護士會偷偷幫你掛精神科... 05/30 12:29
cj6u40:開燈有密碼+1 05/30 13:06
onlyyouhear:你病的好嚴重XDDD 整個恍惚 05/30 13:43
ckp4131025:圖咧!! 05/30 14:37
hny6109:四樓好好笑.. 05/30 15:42
james732:應該不止39度 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 17:05
Ashes:滿好笑的 XD 05/30 18:52
banban612:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 19:54
ttyycc:XDDD 05/30 20:01
irene560:笑翻XDDD 05/30 21:08
oooogod:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD∞ 05/30 21:26
AABBgogogo:應該不止39度~~~~~是390度!!!! 05/30 21:41
gg9527:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 21:47
Yie:XDDD 05/31 01:24
cluster159:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/31 03:15
jimmu:XD 05/31 11:35
yupo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/31 14:22
cosmosmass:不只39+1 05/31 14:23
r19880603:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/31 15:07
bonnie30020:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/31 15:40
funnily:爆! 05/31 15:45
apple7146:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/31 15:58
f21490310:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/31 18:06
happy6331ya:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 05/31 19:36
Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/31 20:13