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作者Bluebear (布魯塞爾的布魯貝爾)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 中文真是一種難搞的語言
時間Sun Jul 11 00:01:48 2010
板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退! ========================================================================== 今年暑假，原PO哥哥的法國同學Philémon來台灣學中文。 Phil桑是一位非常和藹的歪國人，自從認識台灣留學生原PO的哥哥之後，就喜歡上中文字 這種圖畫文字。 知道Phil要來台灣學中文，哥哥自然很高興。 Phil讀書很認真，雖然上街買東西的時候，大部份的人都跟他說英文，但他都會堅持自己 懂得說中文，一定要用中文回應，平時也常常練習上課學的會話。 這天，Phil來家裡玩，說上課學了身體各部份的名稱，正好哥哥要去運動，兩個人就開開 心心跑去健身房玩了一下午。 晚上，哥哥帶Phil回家吃飯。 老爸幫忙盛飯，隨口問道：「Phil，健身房好玩嗎？」 Phil：「好！Willie跟我一起在房間裡做了好久運動，我很滿意。Willie很棒，他整天讓 我的下體很忙碌很痛苦。」 下體很忙碌很痛苦 下體很忙碌很痛苦 下體很忙碌很痛苦 下體很忙碌很痛苦 下體很忙碌很痛苦 下體很忙碌很痛苦 瞬間一片靜默...... 我終於明白全家同時被飯噎到原來是這種感覺...... 哥哥氣急敗壞用法文和Phil稀哩呼嚕講了一串後，崩潰大吼： 「腿是下肢不是下體！跑來跑去是跑得很酸痛，不是痛苦！ 我們只是去打羽毛球！爸媽！你們要相信我！」 ◢▆▅崩▄▃╰(〒皿〒)╯▃▄潰▅▇◣ 可憐的Phil，還是搞不清楚為什麼「下肢體」可以稱為「下肢」，但不能稱為「下體」。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 114.32.124.168
推 deepmandi:噗哈哈哈XDDDDD 07/11 00:03
推 Stanislaus:Willie好棒啊 07/11 00:03
推 lithaimo:哈哈 跟他說下體=生殖器他自己也會崩潰吧xD 還有圖勒?? 07/11 00:04
推 cheermprink:XDDDDDDDDD 07/11 00:04
推 rodancorn:不要把你們的做過的事推給歪國人 07/11 00:05
推 shy801020:Phil：Willie體力很好、很有力 好棒啊! 07/11 00:07
推 dad80613:不得不推 實在太好笑了 07/11 00:07
推 pp1877:Willie好棒啊 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 00:07
推 asiaboy:其實你哥用法文是在跟Phil桑說幹嘛幫我出櫃XD 07/11 00:09
推 gr1031:太屌了 07/11 00:10
推 gemini51244:笑死我了XDDD~~~ 07/11 00:13
推 doasgloria:好想轉BL板XDD 可以轉嗎 哈哈 07/11 00:13
推 ella7198:我也想轉的說(握 07/11 00:15
推 Kinglai:超好笑XD 07/11 00:15
推 CocoaLait:好有後勁XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 00:15
推 TheMidnight:有笑有推有笨點 07/11 00:15
推 Hans14:XD 說溜了嘴 07/11 00:18
推 guecet:中文真的很難XD 07/11 00:21
推 abbc520:哈哈哈哈哈! 太好笑了!!! XDDDDDDDDD 07/11 00:22
推 logisticQ:我很滿意　我是看到這個笑的XD可以想像他很認真在說~ 07/11 00:22
推 nuy:哈哈哈 笑了 nice 07/11 00:23
推 clover1211:去健身房打羽球XD？ 07/11 00:23
推 jinqyeong:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 00:24
推 luelue:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 00:24
推 shinewithyou:XD 07/11 00:24
推 eddie771020:笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 00:26
推 kenshin078:wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 07/11 00:26
推 comballday:哈哈哈 好好笑喔XDDD 07/11 00:29
推 fyxt:Phil表示:窩們歪果仁是很nice的 這其中一定有什麼誤會 07/11 00:29
推 likecandy:想轉小b版+1 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 00:29
推 tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 00:29
推 ella7198:我轉囉? 07/11 00:30
※ ella7198:轉錄至看板 BL 07/11 00:30
推 wing88:好歡樂XD~ 07/11 00:31
推 c854726:他把原PO哥的秘密講出來了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 00:31
推 errorr:該推...在一起！在一起！在一起！ 07/11 00:32
推 how0963:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 00:32
推 bwang:XDDDDDD 07/11 00:33
→ bwang:原PO哥：爸媽！你們要相信我！　 父母表示：.... 07/11 00:34
推 princetamaki:好適合b版>/////< 07/11 00:35
推 iamkingking:Pill:其實我懂...我是實話實說.... 原PO哥:(羞) 07/11 00:37
推 kangta0512:我可以偷偷推在一起嗎?XDD 07/11 00:40
推 echox7321:XDDDDDDDD 07/11 00:43
推 gzzzneww:之前不是有部電影叫做 I Love You Phillip ..... 07/11 00:44
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推 blueocean29:真腐... 07/11 00:44
推 dad80613:腐女們都萌了 還不快在一起XD 07/11 00:46
推 hic9527:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 00:47
推 ella7198:說不定之後就 叫哥哥別害羞了(笑 07/11 00:47
推 hioxo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD圖勒????? 07/11 00:50
推 fine246:>///< XD 07/11 00:52
推 DEATH1122:XDDD 07/11 00:52
推 shiroyama:在一起>//////////////////< 07/11 00:53
推 modoru:這篇太逗了 來朝聖XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 00:54
推 watashiD:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD腳也算是下體沒錯啦~~~~ 07/11 00:54
推 cnak:XD 07/11 00:54
推 va4dyfnn91:砰! 07/11 00:54
推 holameng:XDDDDDDD 07/11 00:56
推 pigshead:你哥害羞了XD 07/11 00:58
推 ee430:爸爸要崩潰了....... 07/11 00:58
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推 asdf121250:Willie:爸，孩兒不孝...弟弟，替我們家傳香火就靠你了 07/11 01:01
推 russiandoll:XDDDDDDD 好令人害羞的內容喔 07/11 01:03
推 qekye:哈洋x的哥哥~XDDDD 07/11 01:05
推 ean623:轉小B版XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 01:09
推 sthermit:這篇好閃阿 07/11 01:13
推 hetone:笑了笑了XDDDDDDD 07/11 01:15
推 leemt:太萌了呀啊啊啊~ 07/11 01:17
推 shizao:你們要帶著祝福的心情就對了XDDD 07/11 01:18
推 cv0728:哈哈 推 XD 07/11 01:27
推 yiwen0910:有笑有推 XDD 07/11 01:33
推 lf2com:XDDDDDDDD 07/11 01:34
推 james30603:有後續嗎 07/11 01:39
推 e19840201:XDDD 07/11 01:43
推 secscy:這時就要默默的煮紅豆飯 07/11 01:46
推 shuyu0626:XD 07/11 01:47
推 cofumn543:圖圖圖 07/11 01:48
推 sherry821224:朝聖XDDDDD 這篇太閃了XDDDDDDD 07/11 01:50
推 george1990:第一次要給紅包喔XDDDDD 07/11 01:52
推 tsl3333:XDDDDDDDDD超有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 01:54
推 dingecho:該推在一起嗎xD 07/11 01:59
推 debitako:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 02:09
推 bambambam:蠻 屌 的 07/11 02:11
推 banban612:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 02:18
推 ewewe:XDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 02:19
推 Atermis:在一起的心動滋味 07/11 02:26
→ cj6u40:Willie很棒，我很滿意 07/11 02:29
推 midgrad:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 02:30
推 butter1211:好閃XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 02:31
推 yijapan:哪裡閃XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 02:41
推 kyouya:真的不是為了你哥才來學中文的嗎 07/11 02:46
推 ooXD:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 02:53
推 tim2241257:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 03:23
推 nekoprincess:XDDDDD 07/11 03:23
推 nilname:笑翻XDDDD 07/11 03:26
推 bomiawu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 03:37
→ allsecret:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 03:40
推 dragonsoul:XD 07/11 04:13
推 pgg09898:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 04:28
推 mageancaesar:+1 07/11 04:36
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推 whitecloudc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 07:24
→ andyisman:XDDDD 07/11 07:38
推 anan78go:笑死我了 07/11 07:46
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推 hyelim:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 08:24
推 gfneo:~(￣▽￣)~在一起~(＿△＿)~在一起~(￣▽￣)~ (大誤) 07/11 08:38
推 lsc047:XD 07/11 08:42
推 ironfox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 08:52
推 Johnnyacbb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 09:01
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推 x223223233:後勁很強~哈哈哈哈~ 07/11 09:31
→ Yie:XDDD 07/11 09:37
推 a10s07:笑死人了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 09:48
推 bluetear:你跟我ID差一個字耶! 07/11 09:55
推 mvb:賀原PO哥哥遇到真愛出櫃 07/11 09:57
推 cptw:好害羞 >/////////< 07/11 09:59
推 ahpc82:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 10:02
推 vicmp:哈哈XD 07/11 10:03
推 a10s07:板標要換了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 10:05
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推 joejoejoe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 10:26
推 sunnytutor:其實看起來還挺順的！ XDDD 07/11 10:34
推 willie1990:HI~~ Willie 07/11 10:45
推 hate56:XDDDDDDDDDD 07/11 10:45
推 eastcat: 喜宴第二集 嗎 07/11 10:54
推 wmwieqo:XDDDD 07/11 11:06