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原po是個來台北讀書的研究生(剛畢業) 老母就一直要我回馬上回去.... 可是不在台北多玩兩天以後就沒什麼機會玩了 某天洗完澡剛好家裡老母打電話來 老母:欸~~勒衝蝦? jwill02:謀壓 去外面跑步剛回到家洗完澡~ 老母:(竊喜 想騙我回去理由ing) 我跟你講不要晚上在外面跑步 台北人很可怕 你看他一眼就打你.......不像我們高雄(停頓兩秒) jwill02:怎樣?? 老母:都用大鎖打~~ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 114.25.6.37
king0713:我笑了~ 08/19 11:35
jinnglu:到底是高雄用大鎖?還是台北用大鎖? 08/19 11:37
jinnglu:所以被大鎖打比較好嗎 XD 妳媽媽好可愛 08/19 11:39
windmaster:囧! 那誰想回高雄啊! 08/19 11:39
jinnglu:真的耶...我學長的機車 腳踏板那 都放一個大鎖耶 08/19 11:41
jinnglu:他說 以防不備之需 08/19 11:42
len53:被大鎖打比較幸福嗎 08/19 11:47
asd2260123:原PO媽一定誤會了 台北人都很耐斯的 08/19 11:51
p78533578:我的高雄到底是不是純樸的地方?XDDD 08/19 12:05
omoon:XD 好妙~ 08/19 12:09
frankfgt:XDDDDDDDD 08/19 12:30
naomichia23:好好笑真的 08/19 12:36
raymond7521:我不爭氣的笑了 08/19 12:44
killer0911:台中人會用槍"打"你 08/19 12:47
kazafQ:我都放兩個 XDDD 08/19 12:49
giveup2100:XD 笑了 08/19 13:09
smallrayisme:哈哈哈哈哈xD 你媽咪超可愛的~ 08/19 13:12
kkum:好可愛 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 13:13
myoutuki: XD 08/19 13:35
kenneth317:錯字跟文法錯誤修改一下 08/19 13:37
bingomime:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 13:38
t56874123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 13:42
qvTYTvp:所以到底台北安全還高雄安全? 乾脆取中間值算了 08/19 13:42
Colleen7799:大鎖是比較溫和就對了XDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 13:42
Knicks:XDDD 08/19 13:44
lonelyport:我笑了... 08/19 13:45
tallhands:還蠻好笑的! 08/19 13:47
nn19870121:笑了.. 08/19 13:53
gary67:有笑有推 08/19 13:56
kobe0803:哈哈~高雄混混超多 08/19 13:58
tmi:XDDD好好笑 08/19 14:01
party100046:XDDDDD 靠 笑翻了 08/19 14:15
paoan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 14:22
vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 14:23
station2:大鎖無敵~我以後去高雄也要隨身攜帶大鎖~ 08/19 14:27
Deesu:哈哈哈超好笑!!!! 08/19 14:27
vcvchaha:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 14:29
sakido:是有比較好就對了XDDDDD 08/19 14:33
christianckk:各個地方都是用大鎖的~~~~乎 08/19 14:37
loesoo:後勁XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 14:43
sanadakenta:我狀況跟原PO差不多。不過前幾天出門,晚上接到母親來 08/19 14:44
sanadakenta:電,說,我爸爸沒了。 樹欲靜而風不止,多陪陪家人吧 08/19 14:45
kenshin078:北高中間值?台中嗎?(像好哪裡怪怪的) 08/19 14:52
kenshin078: 好像 08/19 14:52
grantyang:我的嘴角~~不爭氣的上揚了起來~^◎^~▂§ 08/19 15:19
vinder:其實是要你留在台北吧!!! (大鎖 vs 拳頭 ) 08/19 15:34
e962017: 真不錯XD 08/19 15:40
sonatach:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 15:46
liiko:還好沒喝東西.... 08/19 15:54
warmheart:同意樓上...XD 08/19 15:59
henry12: 08/19 16:29
huahae:中間值是台中嗎 XD 08/19 16:34
oXnXo:你確定她這是要騙你回家嗎? 08/19 16:35
lf2com:哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 16:40
tonyfans:你媽媽好幽默..哈哈 08/19 17:14
ewewe:大鎖已經比板凳好用了嗎XDDDDDDDDD 08/19 17:17
lyh39:所以是叫你待在台中嗎?? 08/19 17:17
bluehan04:大鎖真好用 XDDDDDDDDD 08/19 17:18
s150286:後勁超強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 17:32
kahigh:大鎖也太猛了啦XDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 17:39
Seirra:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 17:44
t0241682:我看到最後抖了一下...笑到不行... 08/19 18:29
Speeder53:高雄市~全國失業率最高縣市....你回來錯咧等吧! 08/19 18:36
kisasei:有效有推XDDDDDDDDD 好可愛的媽媽XDDDDDDDDD 08/19 18:42
ruby950127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 18:48
bobohuang378:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 19:30
sdjh18:XDDDDDDD 08/19 19:33
likemonkey:大鎖有比較好嗎?XDDDD 08/19 19:35
lucky000:大鎖XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 19:41
lkkopopop:幸福城市在高雄~ 08/19 19:42
kurasaki:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 19:54
Chocolate15:台中人都用掃把棍 08/19 20:17
a6021314:有笑有推!! 08/19 20:25
Skightz:都用大鎖打 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD 08/19 20:38
rsy:你媽應該沒料到你會問怎樣 太有喜感了 08/19 20:56
mimicyh:XDDDDD 08/19 20:59
ChangJih:JOKE 萬歲! 08/19 21:07
ws1008taiwan:放槍囉XDDD 08/19 21:09
LOVEppears:中間值(台中)是用槍耶~XDDD 08/19 21:12
DRmikeice:幸福城市啊!! 08/19 21:15
shigeyuki:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 21:24
sunnytutor:其實媽媽後面那句應該是漏字了 : (台北人)都用大鎖打 08/19 21:27
lucas01:XDDD gj 08/19 21:28
sq623:阿母這樣太沒說服力了啦! 08/19 21:43
singarst:XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 21:45
bballlover:你阿母射手座的齁 我也超愛開這種的XD 08/19 21:49
blanksky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 21:55
vcLong:XD J殺小 08/19 22:18
lulu7953:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 22:30
brenda15:有笑有推 08/19 22:56
lionclp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 23:11
paj:XDDDDDD 08/19 23:11
narkey:XDDDDD 08/19 23:12
novaaer:阿母是剛好看到新聞...... 08/19 23:21
treasurelove:有笑有推 08/19 23:30
Terry1984:XDDD 08/19 23:36
mydeargf:媽媽也太強了吧 XD 08/19 23:40
CJO1I6:XDD 高雄不是這樣的阿阿阿阿XD 08/19 23:45
smallsamsam:XD 08/19 23:56
roushu102:XDDDDDDD 08/20 00:00
ooai:XDDD 08/20 00:09
YuriLowell:XDD 有請高雄人出來現身說法?XDD 08/20 00:27
newsoulth:台中會用槍蹦蹦你XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 00:42
hurosixth:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 00:45
closetowind:整個大笑XDDD 08/20 00:51
ooLubyoo:XDDDDDD 是有比較好嗎 哈哈哈 08/20 01:16
naomichia23:幸福城市在高雄 08/20 01:33
saksky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 01:36
lovesanji:哈哈 看到台中用槍打 好好笑XD 08/20 01:47
sighdavid:XDDDD 08/20 02:15
pigergirl:阿母阿母真好笑XD 其實她一點都不希望你回家XD 08/20 02:27
mrcat:XDDDDDDD 你阿母是叫你買鎖回家吧 08/20 02:42
yi10142:有笑有推XD 08/20 04:08
livestylish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 04:15
MPF:令堂真是幽默極了lol 08/20 05:29
honou:有笑有推XDDDDDD 08/20 07:48
Yie:XDDD 08/20 08:23
dragonsoul:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 08:40
wlcard:XDDDDDDDDD 08/20 08:48
k790707:xddd 08/20 09:09
yopibabe:XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 09:15
sket119:爆 08/20 09:18
hellblau:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 09:26
vk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 10:20
gsx7777777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 11:07
kaku216:白濫XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 11:47
ho2546:GJ 08/20 12:01
richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 12:21
ruru712:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 12:42
elwyn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 13:03
fada:真是太可愛啦XD 08/20 13:26
vaaan:母愛的偉大啊... 08/20 13:48
futae:我夜遊高雄沒有被人用大鎖打,但是有很多人要我叫小姐... 08/20 14:12
enigul07:想念孩子的媽碼 08/20 14:42
ALUT:笑爆了!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 15:27
tw765:要戰了嗎 08/20 16:18
Huawen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 16:41
fgu95351018:GJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 08/20 17:22
prutmmer:人親土親 08/20 17:52