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板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退! ========================================================================= 高中的時候坐公車,司機的技術很差。 某次司機一個急踩急煞讓我失去平衡, 往司機的方向仆街..而眼前是一個面露驚恐女同學... 跌倒ing的我沒意外的話應該會直接摸到她的胸部... 腦中急速閃過 豬哥 性騷擾.. 變態..等字眼。 我就握拳把她擊倒了 -- 細漢偷拔火星塞 大漢偷牽歐多賣 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 122.125.59.108
kiniok:女同學表示: 02/22 19:10
lmf770410: 啊 02/22 19:13
andytsaih94: 斯 02/22 19:24
yTim5566: 勾 02/22 19:25
owoQAQ:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 19:26
jcal:我不爭氣的狂笑了 02/22 19:34
christian12:哈哈~好笑!! 02/22 19:35
becareful:我不爭氣的狂笑了 02/22 19:42
jackal998:怎麼會有這種人.....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 19:43
Dia149:好洨@@ 02/22 19:44
ktootk:擊倒個頭阿XDDD 02/22 19:45
x955161:XDDDDDDDDD 02/22 19:47
Hateson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 19:48
NaTaO3:高招!!! 把她擊倒 然後..... 02/22 19:48
r511042:女同學表示:都雙手開開等你了 02/22 19:52
ZingYu:XD有畫面 02/22 19:53
hetone:大笑了XDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 19:53
cat91182:也太好笑了~~~~~~~~ 02/22 19:56
jason30918:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈阿 02/22 19:57
porterlevis:小心她告你傷害XDD 02/22 19:57
gulong:XDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 19:57
kevinalston:有笑有推 02/22 19:58
cccooler:KO! 02/22 19:59
ktootk:會爆..... 02/22 19:59
understar:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 19:59
kennyru04wj4:後續發展呢~ 02/22 20:01
PeterPann:女同學是用來疼的,不是用來揍的,不過我不介意你揍完換我 02/22 20:02
PeterPann:來疼啦(大誤!!) 02/22 20:02
playperfloor:其實這招不錯= =對很多女生來說被揍事小 被摸告死你 02/22 20:02
wedsxc:不推不行 太好笑了 02/22 20:03
chumimi:顆顆太好笑了 02/22 20:03
playperfloor:話說回來如果原PO是揍胸部的話..後果看原PO帥度決定 02/22 20:03
maikxz:後續哩 02/22 20:04
kingsinger:XDDDDD 是用還我漂漂拳嗎? 02/22 20:04
chhgthehorse:女學生應該不正 02/22 20:05
hotdog41:有畫面XXXDDDDDDD 02/22 20:06
k87559527:因該不正+1 02/22 20:07
space20021:哪招XD 02/22 20:08
joe4626:噹噹噹噹噹~!!!倒地不起 02/22 20:13
bixinxuanke:哈哈哈……有笑有推,可惜cd中。 02/22 20:14
hershiuh:我喝到一半的東西差點噴螢幕XD 02/22 20:15
chen1i6c04:擊倒是哪招XDDDDDDDDD 02/22 20:17
liang11225:後來呢後來呢???????????????????? LOL 02/22 20:17
haky1985:我要打十個! 02/22 20:22
tu01002: 奶 02/22 20:24
mariandtmac:XDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 20:25
yzxo:有笑有推…想請問跟女同學有後續嗎? 02/22 20:26
imeder:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 有後續嗎??????????? 02/22 20:27
showtow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 02/22 20:29
chshsnail:T.K.O.!!!! 02/22 20:30
Haingolay:後續呢? (敲碗 02/22 20:41
pes5692:XD 02/22 20:42
toya123:....... 02/22 20:43
sorcxnegi: 圖呢!!! 02/22 20:48
aisyan1114:大笑 02/22 20:49
titti:剛好打到奶,性騷擾+傷害罪加一等 02/22 20:52
openbook13:司機:1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10 winner 02/22 20:53
s8805059:沒啦,大約打在頸部跟鎖骨之間,後續除了道歉我還敢怎樣? 02/22 20:54
jaff107:Knockout 02/22 20:54
tu01002:跟他說: 你打我骨盆吧! 從下面往上 02/22 20:55
k7539512:XD 02/22 20:57
freely10469:XDDDDD 02/22 20:58
colies:算你狠 xD 02/22 21:00
mormasker666:一把抓住撲倒說不定能製造認識機會原PO傻了(誤 02/22 21:01
b92520142:司機:臭小子 我都幫你這麼多了,你還搞砸 02/22 21:03
lochh:靠XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 21:03
AssassinGod:看不懂 02/22 21:04
bethanyC:有笑有推 02/22 21:07
ur:XDDDDDDDDD 02/22 21:08
yoshyou:太北爛了XDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 21:10
Bowco:擊墜!! 02/22 21:10
libracrash:GJ 哈哈哈哈哈 02/22 21:11
tina800920:還擊倒咧XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 21:13
Narusawayui:XDXDDDD 02/22 21:15
ghostru:XD 02/22 21:15
rainite:我笑慘了 XDDDDD 02/22 21:16
shachine:哈哈哈哈哈,整個大笑XDDDDDD 02/22 21:16
yipy:笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 21:18
OverZero1: 我不懂笑點(應該是我笑不出來=_=) 02/22 21:20
hanabi731:這是哪招阿!!!! 02/22 21:20
sougetsu:後續呢XDDDD ((敲碗 02/22 21:21
cherry184632:爆笑ㄟ 02/22 21:23
ko74652:哈哈哈哈xdddddddddd 02/22 21:28
coolrichard:超北爛.......笑死我 02/22 21:28
konamisport:有效擊倒~! 02/22 21:29
no1smkimo:不過到底是打到哪阿?一樣是胸部嗎 02/22 21:31
ankashr:嘴角有失守~幫你推一個! 02/22 21:31
ruok7:後勁很強耶哈哈哈 02/22 21:31
LonyIce:XD 你是看到如花嗎? 02/22 21:33
charlie0228:One Turn Kill! 02/22 21:36
hello791228:XDDD 02/22 21:37
veonisd:笑點大概就是你跑來笨板找笑點吧 02/22 21:38
ladiva:哈哈哈哈哈~笑不停! 02/22 21:38
anfor:看完大笑! 02/22 21:40
phx13:好有畫面 02/22 21:50
rose0482:我狂笑 02/22 21:51
magi80328:砂鍋大的拳頭XD 02/22 21:51
vul3:好胸部 不摸嗎? 02/22 21:54
allmygod:真是太有才了你 XD 02/22 21:58
yansrb:手上有直擊的感覺XD 02/22 22:02
hacoolman:城之內使出了心臟攻擊! 02/22 22:09
killua8264:這樣她告你傷害反而更嚴重XDDDDD 02/22 22:13
suhaw:擊墜數滿50 可以得到ACE獎勵喔! 02/22 22:23
hance7:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 22:25
dilidalala:我寧願被摸 也不要被擊倒... 02/22 22:30
chiefman:樓上 我可以 02/22 22:32
no1smkimo:樓樓上,我也可以^^ 02/22 22:33
blurry: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 22:33
blurry: 後續呢? 02/22 22:33
MyoCat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 22:37
a10s07:下面咧!! 02/22 22:40
gentle1203:樓樓上是男的阿... 02/22 22:41
deepfreeze:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 22:41
charles0203:好聰明XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 22:43
youknew:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 22:45
youknew:腦內補完好迅速XDD 02/22 22:46
beforgotten:靠邀XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 22:48
kennyru04wj4:會爆~ 02/22 22:49
sanaqiu:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 22:49
max241:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 22:49
ambrian:太靠北了拉 哈哈哈哈........ 02/22 22:50
a410046: 司機:臭小子 我都幫你這麼多了,你還搞砸 照顧長ID 02/22 22:51
beforgotten:K.O.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 02/22 22:54
qwqw46:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 22:54
wesley51231:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 22:55
sheep0718:超靠北的 狂笑 02/22 22:56
hanju5:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 22:57
cavalier0519:[唬爛]假笨版之名 行唬爛之實 我只能說:圖哩!! 02/22 23:00
musha1989:阿哈哈 02/22 23:07
lrfelix:XD 02/22 23:07
loading1:發勁 02/22 23:10
secret0716:布摸白不摸啊!!! 司機都這麼給面子了 02/22 23:12
M9722007:GJ!XDDDDD 02/22 23:12
littera:XDDDDDDDDD 簡潔有力又好笑!!!! 02/22 23:14
Greed623:GJ!!!!! XDDDD 02/22 23:23
yumanatu:上帝會懲罰你一輩子當宅男交不到女友 02/22 23:37
bb0303:摸摸摸 自摸!!! 02/22 23:37
miaoeter:是右勾拳嗎? XDD 02/22 23:37
cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 23:39
mars1396:你們結婚了沒 02/22 23:44
yiro:大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 23:45
t283031321:怎麼會揍女生呢!!!哈哈哈哈哈 02/22 23:45
nick80082:哈哈哈哈... 02/22 23:48
s8805059:難怪我戀愛路坎坎坷坷,做很多善事都沒用......... 02/22 23:50
awaniswanwan:媽呀 太好笑了 狂笑中 哈哈哈哈阿 太有爆點了!! 02/22 23:55
Eks:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 23:55
LiKevin:我沒良心的爆笑了 XDDDDDDDDD 02/22 23:56
jimrogers:哈哈哈 智障死了 02/22 23:57
brent43:太好笑了XDDDD 有後續我再補20個推 02/22 23:59
kukukunew:xdddddddd 02/23 00:01
yulijih:我快笑死了...你這輩子會交不到女朋友!! 02/23 00:05
dogetina:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/23 00:07
imctcl:超好笑的拉XDDD 02/23 00:16
aphrodite98:你打她幹麻啦~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/23 00:27
mikai:靠杯我會笑死.... 02/23 00:28
roda23139:你揍哪?? 02/23 00:32
eggimage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 機車人 02/23 00:33
pschey:噗哈哈哈哈哈哈 02/23 00:44
inuwanwan:司機:幹 做球給你 你給我丟出場外 02/23 00:44
v00001:我笑倒了XD 02/23 00:46
sket119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/23 00:52
aligado:有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/23 00:54
yahooyam:靠北笑了XDDDDD 02/23 01:03
Ailkernoos:我沒笑 但原PO實在有夠北爛XDDDDDDDD 02/23 01:11
zxcasdfj:泥揍開~~ 02/23 01:11
a870159:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDD 02/23 01:15
good05168:太過分了!! (狂笑中) 02/23 01:20
kowtheone:肚子好痛.. 02/23 02:06
c0758:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/23 02:09
jackie80148:這招不錯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/23 02:13
sch1230:半夜忍笑很痛苦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/23 02:27
TouchAgain:近年來看過最好笑的一篇~XD 02/23 03:12
xslay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/23 03:39
kuo1102:1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10...YOU WIN !! 02/23 04:29
Yie:XDDD 02/23 07:55
ru5229:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/23 07:57
avrilrock:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/23 08:10
Cerberus5:.....我笑了 不過感覺真的很靠北 02/23 08:52
olivia1124:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/23 08:55
Bluedaysun:XDDDDDDDDD 02/23 10:01
shcjosh:有笑有推~! 02/23 10:25
evilpika:羚羊拳 02/23 10:45
ddtddr:腎擊! 02/23 10:51
sophianiu:這樣會凹下去吧?=/////= 02/23 10:57
pen047:有笑有推,我老婆常罵我是肖委 02/23 11:02
gyman520:簡短但是會讓大家笑死的一篇笨文 推XD 02/23 11:17
satanc:我笑了 02/23 11:37
po64111:XDDDDDDD 02/23 12:09
River630:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/23 12:12
GF:很好 避開了 色狼的稱號 得到了 擊墜王的稱號 02/23 12:24
lyircpoety:好好笑XDDDD 02/23 12:26
tydog1515:哈哈哈XDDDD 02/23 12:36
nashmvp:XDD 02/23 12:45
csaga:我笑翻了.XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/23 12:49
eisenccw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/23 13:15
nxdwx:應該是不正... 02/23 13:45
Tiny0rz:不好笑 02/23 13:52
angelmark:無聊 02/23 14:01
nancyli:推推XD笑翻 02/23 14:08
pricekin:哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/23 14:12
hatetest:曾經的公車族笑推~超有畫面XD 02/23 14:52
ORXORD:有笑有推xDDDDDD 02/23 15:06
yuisgood:快給原PO一個讚XDD 02/23 15:28
ilove30and:女學生:阿!不要摸我胸部(迎面正拳飛來) 02/23 15:41
PPMXIII:請容許我叫你猛拳哥XD 02/23 15:58
valhallaband:推一下好了XDDDD 02/23 16:11
chih5120:給你一個讚XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/23 16:12
s27473368:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/23 16:34
rainlon:原PO選擇了隱藏結局 02/23 16:38
pal15679:幹 做球給你 你給我丟出場外!!!! 02/23 17:00
jack3321:Critical HIT ! 02/23 17:02
kshsbug:幕之內 幕之內 幕之內 XD 02/23 17:03
ee012345:要電話!! 02/23 17:08
hawls:LAG很久了喔 02/23 17:25
JackaLMeI:幸好你沒被交叉反擊拳打回來 02/23 17:57
djackal:還好女學生沒有用輪轉式位移 02/23 21:11
bruce78131:女同學的媽:和解費要不成了(怒 02/23 21:11
kusolin1012:critical hit and down 2分 02/23 21:28
iicc15:有笑有推啊~ 02/23 21:53
Freeven:擊倒個屁啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/23 22:52
daisheng:[超幹]被無名人士擊倒 02/23 23:21
MrPS:擊倒XDDD 02/23 23:34
rita00164:你的良心在哪XDDDDDD 02/23 23:54
poikg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/24 00:18
kenotic:真北爛 02/24 00:18
approved:女同學嬌喘一聲,倒在原po懷裡 02/24 00:27
ChangJimmy:兩篇一起看超好笑的XDDDDDD 02/24 00:33
larrywhy:XDDDDDDDDDD 02/24 00:43
hu7921:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/24 01:25
likehaha:糟糕我被擊中了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/24 02:46
lockerchiuan:難道這就是....輪轉位移XD? 02/24 09:01
jojobigoldtw:司機:臭小子 我都幫你這麼多了,你還搞砸 02/24 09:56
mleaf:XD 我笑好久........................ 02/24 10:08
aron0425:女的歪+1 02/24 10:33
crueangel:推倒以後… 02/24 12:22
alentek:女:我要好好讀書將來考警察 (揉胸部 02/24 16:36
cussam:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/24 17:19
kenshintomoe:XDDDDDDDDDDD擊倒也太靠杯XD 02/24 17:20