[無言] 倒垃圾時..

[JDSIW (JDSIW)]

前兩天倒垃圾時，看到隔壁社區門口有一個大嬸跟阿伯在聊天

（以下請自動轉成台語發音）


大嬸：你看對面公園，暗暗的那裡，喔～有人摟的緊緊的

阿伯：（抽著菸看向遠方）正常拉，我們門口不是也常有年輕人抱在一起

大嬸：還在互相親親耶～都不會害羞

阿伯：（吐幾口菸）正常拉，我們少年時也是這樣

大嬸：看起來只有高中，還穿著制服耶～

阿伯：（準備熄菸）高中就很大了阿，現在國中生都可以生小孩了，作人要開明一點

　　　垃圾車怎麼還沒來啦

　

大嬸：喔喔喔～那個男的手不乾淨，好像放在女生裙子裡


阿伯：（瞬間轉身）我看我看，喔喔～就養眼的～～



　　　Ｘ！那是我女兒！

　　　

看到阿伯瞬間扔下垃圾，一堆髒話往對面公園死角衝.....



--
※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) 
◆ From: 114.42.65.222
推 colies:XDDDDDDDDD 太有畫面了
推 yuanyu90221:XDDDD
推 LJWen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 GainandLoss:XDDDDDDDDD
推 ShoBoy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 x007:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 ASDIGA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 lucky1lk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 milyam:哈哈哈哈這種事是真的會發生的 好好笑好有畫面XDD
推 pdas33456:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ milker:哈哈  真的很好笑
推 carbooming:XDDDDDDDDDD
推 lazyboy624:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 yichenglee:垃圾車怎麼還沒來啦
推 kim:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 shan0412:太白痴了吧...圖勒!!!誓死捍衛版規九!!!我要那隻手~
推 yescow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 word324:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 Meerz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 judges:吾家有女初長成    古來征戰幾人回
推 wuliou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 PeterPann:吾家有女初長成 千山鳥飛絕
推 zs71928:後續勒?
推 q510008:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 f0836023:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 godispower:XDXDXDXXD
推 cywang0307:敲碗~
→ moonwolf7426:阿伯一邊奔跑一邊大喊：Play one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
推 m781115:XDDDD
推 byon1009:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 fr276545:後續哩~~~(敲碗)
推 G2S:吾家有女初長成 XD
推 quedobill:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 s09528820:太蠢了吧= =
推 aling366:唉唷XD
推 v6v69:怎麼會在人家家裡附近XDDDDD
推 AlphasWang:XDDD
推 SWATDuck:超歡樂的啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
推 wendy710:     X!!那是我女兒
推 your135:幹！那是我女兒XDDDDD
推 sleepig:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD前後差太多了 果然別人的小孩要怎樣都行
推 killua8264:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD今日最好笑
推 twinmick:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 meeamo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ yoyo3985:巴啷ㄟ囝仔攏吸脈廖
推 fallen0415:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 evasandy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 momo519:[超幹] 調情被爸爸打斷
推 zadsrfzc:讚XDDDD
推 anna958618:XDDDDDDDD
推 liangcw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 darkkid:阿伯: X!! 那是我女兒 ˋ皿ˊ
→ liangcw:想知道後續~~~
推 whatevonne:阿伯: X!! 那是我女兒 ˋ皿ˊ
推 donnolove:阿伯不是說做人要開明一點
推 ringohare:wwwwwwwww
推 lithaimo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ fukoff:有沒有自己打自己臉還打這麼快的
推 yeeting:哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 birdddd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 r511042:阿伯有沒有覺得自己的臉腫腫的XDDDDDDDD
推 dontwanafuck:XD
→ richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 chmgyaing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 notettu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 Iamjoker:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 tretrefly:xdddddd
推 e12148842:大嬸表示:
推 Big6666:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 那女兒死定了
推 energy0403:XDDDDDDDDDDD
推 QQnever:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 puppetcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ w94320:對不起 阿伯 我真的不知道她是你女兒
推 gyman520:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 tp950016:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 fromwilda:XDD
推 kztuoiya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 kenshin078:好尷尬...
推 IlovePLUSone:XDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 qqaries2005:放開那女孩(指)
推 ur:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 誇張欸XDDDDDDDD
推 minimeiii:好有畫面喔....XDDDDDDDDD
推 smile829:大嬸:兒子真棒...
推 lovekangin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 ru5229:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 jason20101:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 lonlife99:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 truman254:http://ppt.cc/xPHI←女兒大概這年紀吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 qaz0329816:XDDDDD畫面跑出來了！！！
推 RuvenFilnir:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 IkariD:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 有後續嗎??? 好想知道之後怎麼了
推 syuasdio:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 ivynini:看兩次還是覺得好經典!!XDDDD
推 feather7124:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 hsyc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 littlepity:XD
推 virtools:XDDDDDD笑翻了
→ liyuoh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 QQron:吾家有女初長成 千山鳥飛絕 ......
推 pinnky9682:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 tsharon:XDDDDDDDDDD  大笑咧
推 jackal0427:XDDDDDDDDDD 超讚啦
推 apiod:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 Ericdion:XD
推 porterlevis:哈哈哈哈哈
推 smoky314:大嬸也笑翻了：阿姆丟愛開明一點~ (噗哧~)
推 afuqq:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 anserenade:哈哈哈.....好像只有自己小孩才會這樣的說～XDD
推 s1258:XDDDDDD
推 SeekU:母親節快樂~
推 holysea:XDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 bleuisblue:推XD
→ timslin:XDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ liyuoh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ maymay37:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 iris1310:哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 jerry55667h:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 sam37520:這超好笑XD
推 eqzzoopp:我還以為我在就可板＝皿＝
推 jeff12280:只准我玩別人女兒 不準別人玩我女兒 BY 大叔
推 strauncl:吾家有女初長成                               沒有下聯
推 yihuey:XDDDDDDDDDDDD阿伯失策
推 ponpon342:   大嬸:X!!那是我兒子!你不要亂來
推 demonfish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 jan7079:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 wholewing:吾家有女初長成 千山萬徑鳥飛絕
推 sonozakimion:大叔我在這個年紀可是就玩遍意中人全身囉
→ zs71928:那男的太猴急了 可能會被逼分手 摳連
→ Tenging:XDDDDDDDDDD
推 linban2:太讚了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ kennyru04wj4:大嬸:我兒子長大了!
推 purplewings:好有畫面XD
推 yukina23:我快笑死了~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 oXnXo:阿不是很開明XDDD
推 wert3496:笑慘了 XDDD
推 QQorz:XDDD 借轉JOKE 謝謝XD
※ QQorz:轉錄至看板 joke                                           05/08 17:48
推 kk032576:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 gfneo:後勁超強XD
推 waid:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ likeit:後勁超強~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 olivia1124:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 yingsiou:XDDDDDDDDD
推 andtanfs:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 adolphjong:吾家有女初長成    專通馬桶
→ jacky9183:太好笑了
→ gungunit:！！
→ CJO1I6:開明點咩XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 passwd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ passwd:希望不適用編的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ asadman1523:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ sarahyu:開明點~~
推 yayaneo:肚子超痛的啦!!  XDDDDDDDDDDD
推 e8672596:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 qetrw:   smile829:大嬸:兒子真棒...                  XDDDDDDDDD
推 johnyang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 dh4950:XD
推 EVANLONG:...太妙了
推 apple7146:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 julian30320:大嬸:我兒子真優秀
推 dt8712:有笑有推~~~~~~~~
推 soso1213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 Iansbmwih:XD
推 patriciasnow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ Sluffy:編的成份居多
推 Greed623:XDDDDDDD
推 beaune:大嬸:黑洗溫ㄍ一ㄚˋ 拉~~
推 c6553461:Xddddddddddddd
推 sonicsky:X！好有畫面啊！
推 ajen1126:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 vi000246:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 april79420:XDDDDDDDDD太有畫面了
推 ALON:xdddddd 有笑有推..
推 mingkwan:好有畫面XDDDDDDDDD
→ a880338:XDDDDDDDDD
→ kyuboa:阿伯阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ jana61630:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 s920352019:好久沒有再笨版看到讓我笑成這樣的文章了XD
推 pchome0900:太好笑了 自動有畫面!    !!!
推 ee012345:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddd
推 vmw123:有笑有推～話說圖勒？
推 babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ koalaflsh:XDDDDD
推 miabcd199:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ ym920822:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ Showyow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 shin696:笑炸了啦太有畫面了XDDD
推 wind1379:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 genuine530:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 beck1986:XXXXXXXXD
推 bbings:XDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 nightcomes:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 a908350614:有畫面~太好笑了~XDDDDD
推 Ommmm:有笑有推
→ Tiamocat:好糗唷~XD
推 hopeless3802:警察版:「＞學長，有人闖紅燈欸」「媽的，沒王法了」
推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ cool556677:XDDDD
推 lemonpoison:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ kocw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 pineapple824:幹太好笑了阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 youknew:xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
推 kevinlin7:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD現場一定超好笑
推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ howdo1793:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 hsiujuwang:感覺大嬸看得很愉悅ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤ
推 lagree206:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 applexgreen:垃圾車怎還不來啦XDDDDDD
推 eggshell:窈窕淑女   君子好逑  XDDDDD
推 torasan:大嬸都超八卦的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ johnyy:現場直播XD
推 stamd125:XDDDDDDDD
推 a2996271:噗 好有畫面耶XDDD有笑有推
推 snoopy5181:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD X!那我女兒!
推 johnson77811:XDDDDDD 這有梗  我狂笑~~
推 stuacne:推 太好笑啦
→ hoojoshua:XDDDDDDDDD
推 dolaclacdo:哈哈哈哈哈哈太好笑了吧!!
→ YIDAN:白痴XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ liar2:xDDD
推 homingwei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ f575739:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 dnsb:那大嬸跟本一開始就看出來那是他女兒才這樣講吧XDXDXDXDXDXD
推 xiapomelo:XDDDDDDDDDDD
推 beiii:今天晚上笨板好好笑
推 t20031210: 哈哈哈 超好笑XD
推 sket119:靠腰XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 tsengbenben:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD被打臉了
推 hanju5:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 misu2718:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 a410046:吾家有女初長成 哈哈哈
推 ThelmaEast:啊魚勒...
推 riket0403:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ Yie:
推 XDon:大嬸：宋！ 那是我兒子...
推 charles0203:喔~就養眼A
推 shunchao:XDD
推 hsnucct:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD