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板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退! ========================================================================== 哇災 原PO在桃園機場上班 這邊有很多歪國人(廢話..) 今天原PO就在門口抽菸的時候遇到一個歪國人一直朝我走過來 心裡想說應該也是過來抽個菸的~沒事沒事 就在這時 歪國人就對著我說:火雞 火雞 原PO:火雞?fire chicken?....(英文爛...囧) 歪國人:NO~NO~NO 火雞~~~火雞~~~!! 原PO:......囧 殊不知這時原PO哪來的勇氣... 我就這麼雙手彎曲~向內夾~然後喊著咕咕咕 我就這麼雙手彎曲~向內夾~然後喊著咕咕咕 我就這麼雙手彎曲~向內夾~然後喊著咕咕咕 原PO:this?? 歪國人:囧... 路人甲:囧.... 路人乙:囧!!! 此時看著旁邊的路人甲從口袋拿出一支打火機遞給歪國人 歪國人:thank you~! 現在想起來....當時真的是丟臉都到家了...=口= -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 111.81.224.139
lucky1lk:Turkey??? 06/20 20:41
Nikitanoya:好有畫面XD都快笑翻了,周遭的乘客應該也笑倒了吧XD 06/20 20:42
jehg900207:歪國人的沒打你嗎?? PS: 打 火雞 06/20 20:48
yukina17:向稻草裡的火雞致敬 推 06/20 20:51
lewischao:超有畫面...哈哈哈哈哈.... 06/20 20:57
felicity10:有畫面+1 !!!! 06/20 20:59
my800924:大笑xd 06/20 21:01
fantinwei:XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 21:01
ggda:飛去肯是沙小 06/20 21:05
anserenade:有智障到~XDDDD 06/20 21:07
kuvosexy101:怎麼可以這麼好笑 06/20 21:08
Three: Turkey XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 21:08
musicforever:我還以為他是土耳其人= = 06/20 21:09
ak48:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 21:10
Bennu:蠢翻 06/20 21:14
dolphineye:XDXD 06/20 21:15
oeg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 21:15
stamd125:XDDDDD好有畫面哦!! 06/20 21:16
scottlee:跟原po做過一樣的事...不過我在巴西的機場做的...orz 06/20 21:17
smile7969:哈哈哈哈~害我在實驗室笑出來!!! 06/20 21:19
irenenige:對不起 我真的笑到爆了xd 06/20 21:23
spring29767:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 21:26
lwjno1:fire chicken是啥?神奇寶貝? 06/20 21:27
jay86319:有笑有推XD 06/20 21:29
siou:哈哈哈哈哈!!!! 06/20 21:29
roachbaby:咕咕咕 06/20 21:32
gsfzbpxo:哪來的梗XD 06/20 21:33
njpER:笑歪了!推向內夾咕咕咕 06/20 21:34
songaxac:還好他不會臺語 不然狂打你跟你說:耐打!耐打!! 06/20 21:35
jeasoo:咕咕咕~~~ 06/20 21:35
Archi821:其實lighter不是閩南語(臺語),他本身就是英語 06/20 21:39
cv0728:XD 06/20 21:41
dog0302:有笨有笑有推 06/20 21:42
puppyha:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 21:45
seclusive:就這麼雙手彎曲~向內夾~然後喊著咕咕咕 06/20 21:49
w0420cc:這篇真的有笨到XDD 06/20 21:50
KTXNS:XD 06/20 21:50
choco1202:賴打就是LIGHTER的日文音譯這樣 06/20 21:54
anna958618:XDDDDDD 06/20 21:55
MusicShow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 22:02
alias1618:有笑有推XDDDDD 06/20 22:02
jojo87:就外來語阿~~台語有很多日文外來語~ 像"歐都賣"就是台語 06/20 22:04
andtanfs:還蠻好笑的啊 06/20 22:05
doa2:賴打是日語 不過是從英語進入到日語... 06/20 22:06
mc12355:歪果仁:中文好難... 06/20 22:12
Archi821:那是autobike 06/20 22:13
chiefman:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 22:14
tangerine319:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 好有畫面 06/20 22:15
youknew:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 22:16
xjamesgod:歪國人:台灣的都好友善 ^^ 06/20 22:17
moonwolf7426:快點在語尾加上 油~~~ 06/20 22:17
beaune:歪果人: 台灣人 好樂情 06/20 22:20
s9473210:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 22:22
vault13tech:機場就是被你們這些人搞爛的!XD (指) 06/20 22:25
light777:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好有畫面 06/20 22:25
colies:靠 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 22:26
stitchnini:XDDDDDD 06/20 22:29
kyo72110:好有畫面XDD 06/20 22:30
beryl123p:XD 06/20 22:30
panqqzhu:XDDDDDDDDD 06/20 22:31
youknew:會爆XD 06/20 22:32
osape:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 22:36
a4567803:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 22:42
pearl0108:超好笑XD 06/20 22:42
ranjay:笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 22:42
purplekiller:超有畫面!!笑推~~~XD 06/20 22:46
laien0120:太丟臉了啦XDDDD 06/20 22:46
yeeting:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 22:47
o156456:哈哈哈~~~超有畫面的啦~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 22:52
hcder4126:XDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 22:52
jeidmemny:咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕 06/20 22:56
andrew0714:咕咕咕 咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕 06/20 22:56
xnoopy:結果笨點在29樓...||b 06/20 22:57
ForgerEames:那原PO做火雞動作時只要被歪國人打一下應該就會了解了 06/20 23:00
vbnwei:有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 23:01
mou0113:好有畫面 XD 06/20 23:02
lggreenfire:這實在太好笑了 06/20 23:03
bigjam:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 23:04
lonesome0619:哈哈哈哈哈 超有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 23:09
lovesanji:XDDDDDD 06/20 23:09
BeYaaaaaaaa:原po好蠢好可愛XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 23:11
b60624563:哈哈哈哈 ] 06/20 23:13
STAR131625:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哈~~好好笑~~~外國人中文真猛 06/20 23:13
a766242001:XDDDDDDD 06/20 23:14
blurry:==========我的答案是正解:「火機」是大陸用語========== 06/20 23:14
Norse:雙手彎曲~向內夾~然後喊著咕咕咕 XDDDDDD 06/20 23:22
G41271:XDDDDDDDD 06/20 23:23
hsuehroger:超好笑\(@^0^@)/ 06/20 23:24
bahnhof:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 23:28
car4353666:歪國人沒想到用英文講也能通吧XD 06/20 23:30
coldone:應該要學咕咕咕+在自己身上點火,才=fire chicken吧? 06/20 23:43
holysea:好想看現場XDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 23:46
diva:後勁真強 06/20 23:47
winnieG:笑到流淚了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 23:50
thbetray:xddd 06/20 23:54
wowkg21:太好笑了哇哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 23:58
wistful:有畫面推XD 06/21 00:08
array:超好笑的 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 00:17
ORXORD:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 00:18
RIVERSHAKE:他應該往你頭上一敲說: 打火雞! 06/21 00:18
x7931415:勇氣可嘉XDDD 06/21 00:22
smilemyself:好有畫面!!(笑倒 06/21 00:29
j30360:太有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 00:31
joea2003:這啥... 06/21 00:34
even2300471:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 00:34
tssman:XDDDDDD 06/21 00:34
okayyyyyy:XDDDDD 06/21 00:36
OoJudyoO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD不會啦 你超可愛的 06/21 00:41
peterqlin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 00:42
babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 00:47
mystyle0704:爆吧XDD 06/21 00:48
Bluedaysun:XD 06/21 00:51
molaloura:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 00:55
leejinyu:讚啦XDDDDDDDDD 06/21 00:58
bear780514:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 00:59
eternalC:推三樓!! 原PO好有趣,不過我覺得我也會這樣做.. 囧 06/21 01:06
amou887755:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 01:09
chuanisme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 01:25
phg999:那外國人應該要打你一下的XD 06/21 01:45
GGisme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 01:49
Fz:有後勁 06/21 01:51
Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 06/21 01:51
OTLOrz:賴打 06/21 02:00
D0D0LOOK:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 02:09
pigiyoyo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD怎麼這麼好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 02:12
deankira:.........HAHA 06/21 02:17
yomusic:有笑有推 06/21 02:18
hankevin:我香港朋友也鬧過這樣笑話 廣東話也是講"火機" 06/21 02:21
mayday0920:哎喲好好笑XDDDD 也太熱心了!! 06/21 02:21
BanBan612:好有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 03:21
p78533578:這歪國人肢體語言不好。他只要拿菸出來就知到要打火機了 06/21 03:25
needhp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd 06/21 06:27
Yie:XDDD 06/21 07:44
tw765:桃園機場的素質不是一天兩天的事了......原Po加油啦! 06/21 07:47
APOM101: 外國人應該要打你一下XDDDDDDDD 06/21 07:58
ArSaBuLu:打 火雞 XDDDDDD 06/21 08:26
mayanino:這關素質什麼事?一般人怎麼會知道火雞是打火機? 06/21 09:25
gary67:有笑有推 06/21 10:15
weipuyan:難怪大家都說台灣人很熱情~~XD 06/21 10:44
fania:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 10:48
filly0319:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 10:55
cidcheng:因為中國是講火機 06/21 11:09
oplk:路人甲夠北纜XD 06/21 11:24
yuh29:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 11:34
kuseang:原PO你還好嗎XDDDDD 06/21 11:41
shasha0428:原PO給了歪果人一個美好的回憶XDD 06/21 11:49
tonyfans:我也做過同樣的事.....哈XD 06/21 11:58
batschris:XD 06/21 12:14
vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd靠..XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 12:16
lidale:有笑有推 06/21 13:16
newjedi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 13:19
stoorz:算妳狠!!!! 06/21 13:26
kna8421:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 13:45
yukidomoto20:歪果仁:喔~我的田~胎灣由瘋子… 06/21 14:24
fromwilda:XDDDD 06/21 14:28
fromwilda:抱歉按錯 待會補推= = 06/21 14:28
aishideru:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 14:31
fromwilda:推回 06/21 14:31
tomap41017:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 14:56
fish079313:太好笑了XDD 06/21 15:21
piggy5891:賴打 06/21 16:20
riket0403:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這是大絕招!!~~~~~~學起來!!~~ 06/21 16:25
mizukirice:太有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 16:56
charles0203:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 16:57
odyssey35:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 06/21 17:20
MST06:台灣之光ㄐㄧ 06/21 17:45
zerowingtw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 18:15
shan751008:笑翻 好有畫面 06/21 19:36
sandynonon:XD 06/21 19:52
outleap:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 06/21 19:55
e8672596:XDDDD 06/21 20:05
ilyjj:好有畫面XDDDDD 06/21 20:07
smallyallow:這個好 版標該換了喔 06/21 20:17
richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 20:25
cosmosChun:這應該也適用目前的板標:誤會大了 XD 06/21 20:38
fgy47:是的!!夥計!! 06/21 21:09
mesit:咕...咕...咕... XD 06/21 22:56
apple7146:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 23:21
cashko:超有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 23:22
brerrabbit:太好笑了XDDD借轉貼fb! 06/21 23:26
siamese:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 00:16
Fuzishan:XD 06/22 00:53
bellachen100:有畫面好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 02:16
Garfield7751:有笑有推 非常有畫面 06/22 02:22
cej12313:笨版果然紓解壓力好地方XD 超有畫面!! 06/22 02:36
iamaq18c:歪果仁:打火機的"打"是動詞..所以那個應該叫火機吧~~ 06/22 08:37
lucas01:XDD 06/22 08:57
wwDDww:一大早的歡樂 06/22 09:28
ur:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 哈哈哈哈XDDD 06/22 09:51
jack220ko33:XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 10:46
dehong:咕咕咕咕咕XDDDDDDD 06/22 11:34
ma701111:XDDDD 06/22 12:27
cksxx:哈哈哈元PO好可愛喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 14:01
Yunnan:他會說火機大概是因為來過大陸,大陸的"賣打"叫"火機" 06/22 14:25
minamityt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 14:28
rabbitivy:我在上班要憋笑.... 06/22 14:52
luvadeasy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 18:02
wiley80353:火雞 咕咕XD 06/22 22:30
tinyrain:XDD 06/23 02:54
OrangeBoy:我會拿裝瓦斯罐的噴火槍(火雞)幫他點 06/23 10:37
forrest12:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/23 11:50
imsisk:真的笑死我拉~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/23 17:57
ibeakid:GG囉 06/23 19:59
dawn5463:太有梗了拉!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/23 21:32
e415303:我笑了 06/24 16:27
gn01922658:XDDD 06/24 17:27
forcrazy:太太太太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/24 23:18
fat800819:只能推了 06/25 21:28
asdisr:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/26 01:07
HADILEN:真的有畫面.... 06/26 03:00
butterfinger:不推不行 06/26 20:15
yona:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 06/26 23:30
hsiujuwang:不得不說真的太丟臉了!XD 06/27 12:05
hikionly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 00:23
Explorer09:土耳其 火雞 打 火機 06/29 01:36
crazyL:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 16:01
summeruse:太丟臉拉哈哈哈哈哈 06/30 02:30