[轉錄][ＸＤ] 真有人性的 鬼屋

[Green9527 (謝謝你9527)]

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作者: bear3434 (大雄) 看板: joke
標題: [ＸＤ] 真有人性的 鬼屋
時間: Mon Aug 15 20:27:23 2011



話說我幾個朋友不知道哪來的膽子

4個人衝去京華城最近辦的鬼屋

想當然裡面陰森的氣氛讓人毛骨悚然

進去後  走到個狹小的窄廊.....

後面突然出現三個鬼(殭屍)慢慢逼近我們

口中都發出~~像是惡靈古堡殭屍的聲音

噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~~~~~~

但此時!!!

我們四人前面竟然是個柵欄!!!!!!!!

(￣□￣|||)a

裡面也有個殭屍發出低沉呻吟  伸手出來要抓我們

朋友A: 乾!!   沒有路了阿

朋友B:  阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿(他進鬼屋後幾乎沒睜開眼.....)

   我: 怎麼辦啦??  是要拿小刀劃他?!!!  還是開槍??

朋友C: 靠北阿!!!   後面三個鬼在我旁邊吐氣啦!!!!!!

後面殭屍三人組: 繼續   噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~~~~~~

柵欄裡的殭屍  : 一樣   噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~~~~~~


就這樣  卡關了.........陷入無限的輪迴

就當我們幾乎崩潰時

柵欄裡的殭屍  :噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~@#$@$$!#~~~

                 噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~~~有$#專#$%~~~

                   噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~~右~轉~啦(一樣壓著聲音說)~~~~~~


原來   右手邊有條更窄的小路.........

這..............  這年頭   當鬼都還要有點人性

( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ

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→ bear3434:謝謝捧場    我就可首po
推 cam0679320:鬼還滿可愛的
推 rei196:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ turningright:(′‧ω‧‵) 找我
→ bear3434:裡面有個鬼  是要在地上用爬的來追你.....
→ bear3434:後來我們還問他   這樣會不會累?!!!
推 qqqqww:右轉 沒人找你...
→ bear3434:鬼:噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~揪~添~A~阿~~~~
推 Lavchi:鬼:噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~Thanks, 超智~~~~
推 zealeliot:想到之前有新聞報說鬼屋裡有女鬼被襲胸 當場嚇跑XD
推 cheujimmy:XDDDDD
推 synparabola:XDDDDDD
推 Hate426:鬼:( ￣□￣)/喔~~喔喔~~喔喔~~喔喔~爪爪
推 shaka1aka:= =在你大腿上寫個 "右轉" 好了。。。
推 tigerflyer:還好吧不是一直都這樣嗎= =
→ tigerflyer:女鬼襲胸哪招...
推 Chlorine:軌快崩潰了吧
推 VMOMOV:感覺最後原PO們是放棄逃跑了XD
推 qoo60606:XDDDDDD
推 applegood2:累死了快到下一關啦
推 o07608:我還以為是黃色鬼屋
推 milker:哈哈  好智障  很有畫面XDDD
推 hchs31705:XD
推 jackhg:這年頭 還有這麼好的鬼
推 lavida:靠背, 太好笑了
推 afe812:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 samjo:噁阿~~~~~~~~噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~   六點收工了..
推 Joejohnz:XDDDDDDDDDD我笑到喘不過氣來啊
推 johnyang:XDDDD
推 oeg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 cosy:你不轉他會不知道該怎麼辦 XDDDDDD
推 arfar:鬼累了
推 fomosamonkey:XD
推 Refauth:女鬼：媽的啊我是要叫到幾點啊？真是奧客.....
推 p310605:以前社團夜教也曾走錯方向 被趴在地上的鬼偷指路線
推 Green9527:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 ahinetn123:還有鬼被打的 好衰 XD
推 e1q3z9c7:美歹笑
→ viviyo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 chou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 chad79718:這才是就可～
→ Green9527:      笨版   XD
推 kevinlin7:我笑了~他看膩你們了吧XD
推 hsiao335:XD
推 Green9527:借轉笨版XDDDD
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推 anan1564:好貼心 XDDDDDDDDDDD
推 a06w6y7:鬼也是會累的
推 rw5:有笑有推
推 cute38:XD
→ mathildelin:他也怕尷尬!!
推 await590:我覺得是原PO說要開槍嚇到他了XDDDD(?
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推 yokohina:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 r30385:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 enasey:鬼大概是太累的XD
推 liyen666:XDDDDD
推 imirror:好好心的僵屍XDDDDDDDDD
推 bearmajik:簽名黨ＸＤＤＤＤＤ
推 yzxo:殭屍原來還是有人性的XDDDDD
推 sunny72359:好好笑!!!我笑了XDDDDD
推 Midiya:你們再不走他嗓子都要啞了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 lex3388:哈哈，好溫馨阿！！！
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推 magicsiren:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ zsxzsx:XDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 dnsb:殭屍: [超幹] 客人是路癡                       XDDDDDDDDD
推 sonicsky:XDDDDD
推 babo0712:超好笑的耶!!!!!
推 AZ48:內文+簽名檔都好好笑XDDDD
推 killua90058:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 putout:簽名檔大爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 allenzen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ allenzen:簽名檔也不錯   XDDDDD
推 nightrainbow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 YIDAN:簽名檔+原文都好好笑XDDDDDDDDD
推 lution:XD
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→ gungunit:簽名檔XDD
推 QQ9527:簽名點好有點!!!!!!!! XDDDDD
推 CJO1I6:看不懂簽名檔@@
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→ musicersho:慘,我不懂簽名檔
推 ghost811203:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 kame329:鬼也太難當了XDDDD
推 c456492:看不懂簽名檔+1
推 ligar: XDDDDDDDDDDD
→ Green9527:簽名檔是划酒拳梗
推 maochou:XDDDDDDD   看不懂簽名檔+1@@
推 eulb03:簽名檔跟內文 XDDD
→ maochou:ooh~~了ㄌ~~
推 even2300471:噁阿~~~~~屋~~~~~我要下班了啦
→ even2300471:我之前去的鬼屋還有隱藏暗門 找很久找不到 我很有禮貌
→ even2300471:的問一旁的鬼: 請問是往這走嗎  鬼很無奈的點了點頭
推 oXnXo:這年頭當鬼也挺累的
推 elsa50320:鬼：錢難賺啊　 簽名檔XD
推 c456492:感謝G大 懂了 XD
推 Zeroyeu:都很好笑XDDDDDDDDDDD
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推 beaune:簽名檔就5 10 15
推 HeyApple:襲女鬼胸XDDD
推 qwert88:簽名檔跟內文大推XDDD
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推 butter1211:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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推 s9405303:你門進去京華城還可以帶小刀在身上喔？帶槍？
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推 s006664:亂來會被趕出場喔=3=
推 TouchAgain:哈哈哈~
→ TouchAgain:有人試過跟鬼 互相向對方哀哀叫嗎XDDDD
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推 forgetcry66:連鬼都看不下去XD! 我也去看過了,鬼煩到讓人好生氣!
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推 qqkkq76:XDDDD
推 Nadialove:XDDD
推 carlos741124:同推...我去玩卡在一樣的地方也被鬼提醒= =
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推 HOLLYQOO:右轉啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 honoo:XDDD
推 leon04277:女鬼遇到色鬼通常獲勝機率渺茫
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推 jessie2694:我大笑了XDDD
推 ilovehata40:哈，好有人性的鬼喔！
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→ miragemx:哈哈哈~~扮鬼的還要當嚮導
推 myyabin1107:哈 原PO描述的好生動~超有畫面XDDDDDDDDDD
推 an41723:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 xiaomu:我也去一趟好了XD
推 bluebob:好好笑的鬼喔! 他們可能也不知道除了嚇你們可以幹麻
推 ss88210049:也太好笑了吧!
推 Tenging:XDDDDDDDDDDD
推 kennyru04wj4:簽名檔是在玩5.10.15嗎 XDDDD
推 poikg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 gn01189425:簽名檔好好笑，內文也很棒
推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDD
推 kenshin078:wwwwwwwwwwwww
推 DannyYeh:有笑有推 !!
推 mydin:簽名檔XDDDD
推 fooioi:裝狠很累揑~~
推 tigerflyer:簽名檔我笑了XD
推 princessmake:XD
→ nanio:有笑有推
推 alai1014:哈哈哈哈哈哈
→ Yie:XDDD
推 taiwan78918:內文根簽名檔讓我這個晚上心情很好XDD超好笑的!!
推 Tiffany0421:可以借我po臉書嗎~~XD
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推 zincs:XDDDDDDDDDDD
推 ycbl:XD
推 bear3434:要轉的請用~~
推 abckitty:xdxdxdxd
推 aaabac:好笑
推 jane1020:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 amsny:哈哈好可愛的殭屍!!!!!
推 crystal1026:XDDD
推 sky81602:右轉XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 causeofyou:XDDDDDDDDDD