[無言] 小朋友，你喜歡籃球嗎!?

[horace408 (～^.^～)]

剛剛晚上吃飽飽

去樓下散步    經過一個籃球場

剛好有一堆小孩在 "踢籃球"

球彈到坐著吹風聊天的一對老夫妻旁邊     於是小孩請他們幫忙撿

突然那男人大喊 :[ 小朋友! 投籃要靠膝蓋啊! ]

話一說完      就把球從三分線跳投

結果投到一顆空心球     還擲到其中一個在籃底附近的小孩

於是那小孩放聲大哭    哭得超慘烈

那男的摸著小孩的頭說 : [ 小朋友，你喜歡籃球嗎!? 你是男生，不可以被球打到
                         就哭喔!]

接著，那男的拿起籃球，不斷用籃球撞打自己的臉，再說:
[ 你看! 叔叔是男生! 被球打到也不會哭喔!]










那小孩說: [ 叔叔...我哭是因為那顆球剛剛沾過大便...]

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