Re: [無言] PTT亂丟水球終結法

[beetleshop (彼得瞎)]

※ 引述《JangM (我是小涓)》之銘言：
: ★w****ere HI 你好啊  我沒事丟的.. 聊下?  [09/18/2011 21:39:58]
: To w****ere: 0.0 [09/18/2011 21:45:22]
: ★w****ere 我住台北 你呢  [09/18/2011 21:45:40]
: To we****re: 家裡 [09/18/2011 21:48:05]
: ★wes****e HI 你好啊  我沒事丟的.. 聊下?  [09/18/2011 22:29:58]
: To w****ere: 我知道你住台北  你也知道我住家裡  還要聊嗎 [09/18/2011 22:35:54]
: ★w**tm**e 嗯 那可以認識你嗎 不透過網路的直接認識  [09/18/2011 22:35:58]
: To west****: 我有雞雞 [09/18/2011 22:37:44]
: To we****re: 所以你沒雞雞齁  顆顆 [09/18/2011 22:43:22]
: 前幾天看到的一篇笑話招數
: 馬上用  馬上有效:P



看到這篇文章讓我笑了好久

結果昨天也有個人丟水球給我說HI

平常基本上沒人會丟我水球

所以我決定立刻仿照原PO的作法

說了 我有雞雞喔~~真的要跟我聊

果然 對方馬上就沒回應我了

直到今天我朋友問我






















beetleshop 昨天我給學妹你的PTT帳號了 她有丟你水球嗎?




我:..................

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推 trueamour:XDDD，好好笑~~XDDD
→ FeO:（拍拍
推 gn0481914:我剛剛丟板友  她也是說有機雞
推 OyAlbert:雞雞~
推 Hateson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 ooqq0823:HI
hi 我有雞雞 你真的想跟我聊嗎〒△〒
※ 編輯: beetleshop      來自: 123.194.1.101        (10/03 23:54)
推 ya410187:原po回文怨念很深.....
推 hatsmoke:只能...笑了
推 panda0941:拍拍
推 doasgloria:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 pttevilwolf:瞬間釋放明天小考的壓力:P (續集?
推 dude0324:煮熟的學妹飛了
→ lonylove:淡淡的
推 eggimage:      雞雞
推 yandin:在一起~
→ ivan22:快把學妹追回來阿
推 HIDEE:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDD
推 unicorncksh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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推 afria:XDDDDDDDD
推 darkelecy:................
推 Epimenides:學妹: 我還是等你沒雞雞再跟你聊好了
推 tony77925:笑翻  推
→ gogogogben:你該慶幸學妹沒回你:我也有小弟弟
推 Judicator:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 oXnXo:被同學表了XDD
推 waterydan:你又沒說謊XD
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推 hate56:毀了XD
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推 wangmytsai:去叫學妹來看笨版XDDDDD
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推 cd12631:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 Huawen:HI~   XDDDDDDDDD
推 liang11225:HI
推 Florencea:好想丟原po水球 說hi~
→ Combatant:原po今天水球接不完~ Hi~   XDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 ella30422:HI ^.<
推 IM:XDDDD
推 maochou:HI~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 nasan7957:我噗!了一聲  然後差螢幕...
→ armygame:                  插    .....閣下好口味^.<b
推 summeruse:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD好e04喔XDD
推 foda:怨念很深
推 cmid05:= =
推 YIDAN:笑翻了XDDDDDDDDD
推 zack7301428:怕人家丟水球隱身不就好了 朋友在加超級好友就好
推 stkj9502:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ stkj9502:HI~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
推 dogibagi:快把這篇文轉信到學妹的信箱呀 XDD 讓他知道你是無辜的~~
推 canadian100:學妹:我也有機機..所以繼續聊下去吧...
推 urzas:HI     XD
推 chris:笑死
推 wowkg21:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 liyuoh:給我吧：）
推 lucas01:XDDD
推 tropicmyway:她有丟你水球嗎? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 adonisey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 pzjkkin:杯具呀XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 acezero:XD
推 weqeqeqwe:煮熟的雞套子飛了
推 allen80714:我只能拍拍你的肩膀XDDDDDDDDDD
推 jay101:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 pp31630:笑死!! XD
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推 sosufo009:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 pleasingly:應該先問一下咩  快去把學妹追回來
推 noty1311:好笑XDDDDDD
推 e1q3z9c7:厲害厲害
推 rita00164:哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 waiter337:雞雞 雞雞
推 fredjedi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這是個關係開始的好梗
推 aikoDisk:GG ;_;
推 aron0425:....到手的雞窩就沒了........
推 realG:XDD
推 HRTW:哈哈~~~~~ XD
推 qq1217:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 r30385:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 GOXJOKY:推一下XDD 前面左轉黑特版,右轉性板
推 rodancorn:原來我是第28個 話說學妹呢
→ yingsiou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdDDDD
→ jackqoo183:我有ㄐㄐ，學妹安安
推 smoky314:這一定要推的啊!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 kria5304:機機機機機基伊機基伊機機機機機機機機機機機機機機機機
→ yoyotvyoyo:拜託 還沒確定對方是不是無聊人就用這招你也很強
推 icetea7930:拍拍XDDDDDDDDDDD
推 Nadialove:XDDD
→ elle:這招也是桃花終結法阿
推 IkyleI:下次先問問對方有沒有雞雞XDD
推 eyebrow0928:反轉實在是太強力了!!!!
推 cloth:不錯~晚上可以先剁掉再跟學妹說:我沒雞雞了~可以聊下嗎~?
推 ShaoJean:XDDDDDDDD~~~~學妹應該超傻眼
推 p78533578:這樣就多了一個話題啦！
→ smartpaul:有這麼剛好的事情?  有點唬爛
→ babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 cgntutim:XDDDDDDDDD還有機會沒關係啦
推 r0930:悲劇.XDDDDDDDD
推 kimiyoko:XDDDDD悲劇阿
推 kenshin078:ww
推 johnyy:XD
→ mitch10570:淡淡的哀傷....(CD中
推 DRSUNYASHA:推雞套子飛了
推 mitch10570:補推
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推 dadalove:XDDDDDDDDDDD
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推 t20031210:高調推
推 MerryMe:我笑了XD
推 thedhier:叫她來笨版看XDDDDD
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推 TNHenrry:讓他爆XDDD
推 dreamworker2:溫馨XD
推 newhan:爆!
推 Seirra:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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推 olddad40:補推XDDDDD
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推 dayrain:說好的學妹飛了...
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→ Yie:XDDD
推 gp042:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 JangM:應該不是我婊到你吧  不是吧  不是吧  不是齁!!!
竟然爆了........話說我好像是看完樓上的文所以.....

稍稍統計了一下 發完這篇竟然有3x個人丟我水球說HI= =
※ 編輯: beetleshop      來自: 123.194.1.101        (10/05 14:22)
推 teleoldmom:嗨
推 HOLLYQOO:靠要XDDDDDDDDDDD
推 tb1201:笑了~   學妹聽到一定覺得學長怪怪....xDD
→ lily268268:成也PTT 敗也PTT
推 ohyayo:超悲劇XDDDDDDDDDD
→ rodancorn:請補後續
→ tokise:對不起我大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDD
推 fongsi:原PO怨念好深  哈
→ bluefish520:有我有我._./
推 han960691:XDDDD怨念極深
→ leaf28:天ㄚ半夜自己對著螢幕傻笑XDDDDDDD
推 arrakis:給你一個讚。
推 rademiel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ QBby:這太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 fishophobia:XDDD
推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ a3676781:真悲XDD
推 donnolove:超悲情的 哈哈
→ apple7146:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 ilovedavetao:笑死我了XDDDDDDD
推 agal:XDDDDD
推 chuanifeng:XDDDDDD
推 enigul07:XD
推 tensiy:我也都是回有GG 然後對方就不理人了
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推 ur:XDDDDDD
→ qoqoman:westmere=Wolfdale=Nehalem ???
→ qoqoman:=haswell
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