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是這樣的 因為我正在迷陸劇 步步驚心 每當我準時入定收看時,兩個小孩很自然的也在旁....玩玩具 某天我一邊吃著宵夜一邊看步步時,手機響了,是加班中的老公打來的 但是手油油的不方便接聽,7歲的兒子又在廁所 所以叫3歲的女兒先幫忙接聽,我去洗手先 因為小女兒說話仍非常臭拎呆,有些字說不清楚 例如火車→吼車、獅子→知子、電視→電智,諸如此類 當老公說:妹妹呀,媽媽呢?媽媽在幹嘛?叫媽媽聽~ 女兒竟然回: 『媽咪在吃雞雞~~~~~~~』 我:......... 老公:............. 不是這樣的啊!!!!!!!!! 她要說的是:媽媽在吃東西、看步步驚心 但是驚心二字她總是說成雞雞,為什麼會精簡成吃雞雞阿=口= 於是,5分鐘後老公到家了..... ※ 編輯: shorty720905 來自: 114.37.179.121 (11/14 10:18)
zzxzero:XD~ 老公嚇死了 11/14 10:23
sayopium:我還以為我在看西斯呢= =+ 11/14 10:31
bod58812010:孩子是很誠實的... 11/14 10:32
zzxzero:真的很好笑 再幫妳推一個 有20推以上實力 11/14 10:37
ArSaBuLu:老公也趕回家吃? 11/14 10:42
a159753:老公表示: 11/14 10:47
WMWMWMWM: 我都吃隔壁老王的女兒 11/14 11:12
haha5410:老公嚇死XDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 11:17
bryansun:誠實的女兒 11/14 11:19
kenda:老公:還有剩嗎(喘) 11/14 11:22
rul3gj3:於是,5分鐘後老公到家了.....................我開動了 11/14 11:24
a0946113:吃雞雞有笑到 XD 11/14 11:34
text:太太~小心點好嗎! 11/14 11:37
lobby8612:雞雞好吃嗎? XDDDD 11/14 11:39
kira771104:以後用這招 騙老公回家喔~ 11/14 11:40
thinkdog:榴槤那麼大? 11/14 12:02
kuoly1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 12:03
photocap:顆顆 11/14 12:05
smoky314:爸媽的臉上瞬間n條線!!! 11/14 12:06
evacs143:有笑到XDDDDDDDD 11/14 12:07
adonisey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 12:14
sweetnien:這應該是你老公從公司回到家有使以來最快的時間到達!! 11/14 12:17
slent67:原PO超正耶!!!! 11/14 12:19
sun87216891:想老公就給女兒接電話!! 11/14 12:21
et054987:哈哈哈!!!!小孩子好可愛XDD 11/14 12:35
freedy0:讓老公快速回家的最佳方法啊wwwww 11/14 12:35
birdhackor:要鬧家庭革命了 11/14 12:37
iloveyou5201:原PO好年輕就生了哦~~!!!(離題) 11/14 12:37
r30385:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 12:40
auauu:步步驚心好看!! 11/14 12:44
zerothin:老公OS: 被 11/14 12:46
psdny6213:ORZ 11/14 12:54
akechan:HAHAHA 11/14 12:54
a19928144:馬麻在看雞雞~~ 11/14 12:54
darknesskoki:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 12:55
s1s2s3s4:今天的雞雞特別好吃 11/14 12:56
kidboy619: 11/14 12:59
caity1986:噗! 太誇張了-.- 11/14 13:02
lakershank:雞雞~~雞雞~~ 11/14 13:03
jacksunexe:她應該不知道甚麼是雞雞吧XDDDDDD 11/14 13:03
IsRock:haha 11/14 13:04
fakename:十分鐘後就真的在吃雞雞了 11/14 13:07
KCKCLIN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 13:08
bebobebobeee:於是,5分鐘後老公到家了... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 13:12
snoopy325xp:推步步驚心XD 11/14 13:21
hganan000:XDDD 11/14 13:25
thinkdog:十分鐘後 外婆:妹妹呀,媽媽呢?媽媽在幹嘛?叫媽媽聽~ 11/14 13:26
paiwrong:笑死XDDD 老公驚到了吧 11/14 13:27
iamaq18c:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 13:28
MoJoJo:推步步驚心!! 11/14 13:30
elovedream:有笑有推 11/14 13:30
alexsilvia:哈哈 11/14 13:37
a87992772:XDD 11/14 13:38
ijtm:十分鐘後真的就吃雞雞了 11/14 13:40
hsnucct:ijtm:十分鐘後真的就吃雞雞了 11/14 13:45
a052190523:有笑有推XDDDD 11/14 13:51
beaswallow:好可愛喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 13:53
wow8228:XDDDDDDDDD 11/14 13:54
hintfox:XDDDD 11/14 13:57
ShadyDog:說不定小孩並沒有精簡....也不是說錯.... 11/14 13:58
nicomemory: 肯德雞~~~ 11/14 14:00
kukusoso: 是隔壁... 11/14 14:01
xien0220:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 14:01
minervaorca:爸爸:果然沒有白疼妳(淚) 11/14 14:03
ArSaBuLu:科南:又一個想利用笨板來掩飾自己罪行的犯人 (推眼鏡) 11/14 14:04
x98:笑了笑了XDDDD 11/14 14:06
yunwolf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 14:09
Luxuan:XDDDDDD 11/14 14:14
Yihsin0311:XDDDD 11/14 14:15
gogoangelin:雞雞!!! 11/14 14:23
lovecollyi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 14:26
Hans14:XDD 火速趕回家中 11/14 14:37
aoikimi:女兒是預言家 11/14 14:41
andrenvq57:笑死我XDDD 這下女兒可要吃苦了 每天被媽媽強迫正音XD 11/14 14:45
fushaya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 14:49
oXnXo:哈哈哈 爸爸好擔心呢XDD 11/14 14:59
dadalove:XDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 15:00
gn00661791:老公會心臟病發 11/14 15:01
x22680937:海公公:雞雞~~~雞雞~~~ 11/14 15:03
lucas01:綠帽子好大一頂 11/14 15:04
willx:XDDDDD老公回家的路上也是步步驚心 11/14 15:07
yutso:老公會心臟病發+1 11/14 15:07
lucas01:boss:小x,事情還沒做完你跑那麼快做啥? 李's公:我老婆她.. 11/14 15:08
x007:孩子的教育 11/14 15:12
liyuoh:xDDDDDDdDDDDDDDD 11/14 15:13
ll35566:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 15:13
TommyYuen:有笑有推~~~ 11/14 15:15
echo741163:XDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 15:19
Lazy0322:BOSS 我有急事要趕回家 女兒說我老婆在吃雞雞.. 11/14 15:20
oeg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 15:20
gn0481914:還好我在三分鐘之內跳窗了 11/14 15:22
babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 15:25
FANTASHEVA:我也嚇死了XDDD 11/14 15:26
liang11225:吃雞雞~~~吃雞雞~~~~~~~ 11/14 15:29
bochumomo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 15:30
shorty720905:=口= 11/14 15:31
armygame:雞雞回來了 可以開動了 11/14 15:35
ggda:原po很正老公本來是人生勝利組!!! 11/14 15:37
rich0811:讓他爆XDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 15:37
olaiy:吃雞雞吃到手油油的 11/14 15:45
benage:XDDD 11/14 15:45
hsiaen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 15:45
dream2011:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 15:47
vinson2830:有笑有推 11/14 15:59
hullray:XDDDDD 11/14 16:01
aways:老公:在吃誰的雞雞(/‵Д′)/~ ╧╧ 11/14 16:01
weinine32:拎呆的小蘿莉,有屬性加乘屬於高殺傷性的角色 >"< 11/14 16:10
c79319: 雞雞回家了!!! 11/14 16:12
defent:有爆實力 11/14 16:14
nakaru:@@ 11/14 16:14
silence2:這招可以讓老公快速回家!! 妙耶 11/14 16:17
abc29819857:XD 11/14 16:18
a0981903783:那女兒沒被她爸呼兩巴掌嗎?XD 11/14 16:18
SFmomo:有版標的實力啊!!!!!!!!!! 11/14 16:19
emily919:孩子的教育不能等啊 XDDDDD 11/14 16:29
shihyang2006:幾天後就會收到闖紅燈和超速的罰單了XDDDDD 11/14 16:33
answer1213:XDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 16:34
wolf0120:笑翻... 偷推原PO在看的電視劇 好看XD 11/14 16:35
tw765:吃肯得基難道錯了嗎? 11/14 16:35
HNO3:推文都好壞XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 16:40
quietcat:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 16:52
w660:XDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 16:55
kkkppp:老公:厚,都不糾一下~~~自顧自己吃~ 11/14 16:55
love158:轉錄至看板 joke 11/14 17:26
hate56:被婊了XDDDD 11/14 17:30
nemo01:妳老公眉頭一皺 發現案情並不單純.... 11/14 17:49
cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 18:24
batschris:XDDDDDDDDD 11/14 18:24
wangmytsai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 18:37
angelafreet:老公還有五分鐘到家,快速解決! 11/14 18:38
gyman520:哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 18:44
aimonica:XDDDDDD 有笑有推 11/14 18:53
aitvxqsj501:瞬間冏掉好嘛!!!xDDD 11/14 18:57
ToTaiwan:之後真的在吃.......晚餐 11/14 19:06
somsky:老公臉都歪了 11/14 19:13
bemyself:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 19:15
kenshin078:ww 11/14 19:23
ohmygodha:老公臉色突然變民進黨 11/14 19:41
king8889:步步雞雞好看! Youtube 就有高清全套可看>.< 11/14 19:57
lanw:偷推步步驚心!!! 11/14 19:58
wilsonseed:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 20:02
sooyin:好可愛~!! 11/14 20:12
clenout:有笑有推~~~ 11/14 20:27
maytime:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 20:28
clenout:我朋友的女兒也臭拎呆 把床上有熊熊 說成床上有叔叔 XDD 11/14 20:28
Lunachen:有笑有推XD 11/14 20:36
noctimoon:XDDD 11/14 20:49
monkeyFJU:十分鐘後就真的在吃雞雞了 XDDDDDD 11/14 21:01
dan61409:哈哈哈 樓上好好笑XDD 11/14 21:14
kele1206:樓樓上好好笑 11/14 21:34
neoneo80531:哈哈哈哈 好驚恐阿 11/14 21:40
knights:原po也太年輕就結婚=A=!!! 11/14 21:42
maochou:童言童語害老媽誤會大了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 22:05
klks0304:我還以為是鹽酥雞簡稱雞雞XD 11/14 22:08
gostt:老公想 吃雞雞 11/14 22:17
zaoa3345678:狂奔5分鐘到家 11/14 22:22
tran628:五分鐘後到家XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 22:27
ccwthu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 22:31
chiang4862:其實原PO希望老公不要加班快回家...XDDD 11/14 22:35
tearmiss:西西XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 22:43
Daredevil316:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 22:56
hatchet:這篇應該是消毒文無誤... 11/14 22:59
Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 23:09
chiidg:XDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 23:09
ddr400:有笑有推~~ 11/14 23:11
sbasidegood:老公:誰的?!吃誰的?! 11/14 23:16
joker6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 23:22
Buhler::> 11/14 23:26
saksky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 23:46
loveulife:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/15 00:04
huii:推步步驚心~~ 本來他的官網沒塞還可以上去看,這兩天都塞了 11/15 00:06
Arlen7119:..............XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/15 00:30
roastbacon:變民進黨是什麼意思? 11/15 00:47
oncememory:就臉變綠了呀... 11/15 00:58
tpuzxc31136:推步步驚心~~~ 11/15 01:15
Yie:XDDD 11/15 01:16
q770219:推步步驚心好看!!!XD 11/15 01:17
aspring29:媽媽尷尬XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/15 01:28
conective:推步步驚心 11/15 01:48
taca1107:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 再推步步XD 11/15 02:31
popoliii:十分鐘後 外婆打來:妹妹呀 媽媽呢?媽媽在幹嘛? 11/15 02:36
popoliii:原PO女兒:馬麻在吃雞雞~(這次是真的XDDDDD) 11/15 02:36
popoliii:老公也步步驚心的推文好好笑 11/15 02:37
pchome282000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/15 02:45
oklapigpig:有笑給個推 11/15 03:07
finn138159:有吃有推 11/15 03:41
SiNcSaD:XDDDDDDDD 11/15 05:53
chuting:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/15 06:27
bestdog:媽媽:我..我還有點餓.. 11/15 08:43
tropicmyway:媽咪在吃雞雞~~~~~~~ 11/15 09:33
g198413:所以她在講電話的時候妳其實已經回來了耶 11/15 09:46
p78533578:某天你打回家,女兒說爸爸在玩姐姐。你會不會不緊張XDDD 11/15 10:02
abooma:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/15 10:43
mukaiken:早就看完了!! 11/15 11:08
truestory:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/15 11:11
irisbbx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/15 11:35
milkdragon99:女兒真可愛 推推XDDDD 11/15 12:15
arrakis:傑作!! 11/15 14:41
DorisLo:哈 太好笑了 真可愛(然後我不能推為什麼@@) 11/15 14:55
qqkkq76:XDDDDDDDD 11/15 15:02
a3676781:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/15 17:15