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板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退! ========================================================================== 中午為了要幫老媽載東西到郵局寄,就開著車到市區。 回程想說中午沒吃東西,就把車停在7-11前,連門都沒鎖就下車買東西去了。 買完救急糧食,離開店門口走向不到10步距離的車,來到車門旁, 一個側身,順勢開起門滑坐了進去,右手反射動作的把鑰匙插進鑰匙孔,發動引擎, 正當我還在想著現在吃太多,會不會減肥失敗這種沒營養的問題的時候, 我發現車內有股奇怪的氣氛, 於是我把頭往右邊一轉,副駕駛座居然多了一位有點不知所措的婦人, 往後一轉,多了一對表情有點呆掉的小姊妹, 當下直覺反應就是「糗了!上錯車了!」 急急忙忙一邊說著「對不起、對不起」,一邊則「把車子熄火後把鑰匙拔出來」 才關上車門,我還在傻愣愣的不知道發生什麼事的時候, 傳說中的「正牌駕駛」,(看似)這家人的老爸也從7-11出來, 「也」走向我的位子,打開門,坐進去,拿開鑰匙,準備發動, 在我還面對著窗內那對小姊妹,被他們用看笨蛋的眼神凝視的時候, 看似老爸的人發聲了... 「發不動...?咦!這不是我們車阿!你們怎麼全部都上錯車了!」 看著離開車上的他們,頻頻跟我說抱歉的情景, 今天,到底是我犯傻了,還是他們耍笨了呢...... -- ══╗╔╗      ╔╗  ╔ ║ ╔╝║      ║║  ║║     ║ ╚╗║║╔╦╗╠═╗║╚╗ ║║╔═╔╗╗╔═╗╔╦╗ ║╔═║║║║║║║║║ ╣ ║║║║║║╚║║╚╝║╔╝ ╚╝  ╚╝╚═╩╚╩╝╚╩╝ ╝╚═╝╚═╝╚═╝╚╝ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.113.159.104
catsummery:笨點在你下車沒鎖吧XD 01/31 20:17
photocap:有笑有推 01/31 20:18
chaocho:XD 01/31 20:35
ll8833:一群笨蛋XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 20:39
xzeertacat:太可愛了xDDDD 01/31 20:39
bentaiwanese:果然是一家人XDDD 01/31 20:40
x007:有畫面有推 01/31 20:41
waterace:真的是一家人XDD 01/31 21:00
SPIII:XD 開錯車還能發動引擎原po不覺得奇怪嗎 01/31 21:16
當下只直覺自己上錯車,後來想才覺得當時在場的好像都笨了XD ※ 編輯: Flunklover 來自: 59.113.158.142 (01/31 21:27)
apjj:超笨的一家人,連爸爸都笨了 XD 01/31 21:28
lovetweet:會不會其實你們是同一家人 01/31 21:30
orz552598:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDD 01/31 21:31
ppzoe:推~~XDD 01/31 21:40
Ksp:哈哈 都傻了 01/31 21:40
aassd:XDDDDD 01/31 21:40
windmaster:超好笑的 01/31 21:41
diva:這太扯了XD 01/31 21:46
jack0403:哈哈哈哈好好笑喔 我記得以前也有看過類似的XD 01/31 21:47
smoky314:你也未免太老實了!! 01/31 21:48
sarsbaby:XDDD 01/31 21:50
vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 22:00
Trois1141:你們可以當一家人了XD 一樣笨 01/31 22:03
ll35566:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 22:03
cap:哈哈哈哈哈!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 22:04
YuChenLin:好笨XDDDDDD 01/31 22:07
kennyru04wj4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 22:08
persuitof:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 22:10
ubuntuable:這個好智障 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 22:10
muqwerty:xdd 01/31 22:10
srlan:都好笨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 22:12
SpringLin:XDDDDDDD 01/31 22:17
whoistheboss:我大笑哈哈 01/31 22:19
mahou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 22:22
athena1988:沒鎖車門很危險!下次要記得,不然你買完出來就沒車上了. 01/31 22:22
diess:你跟那對姐妹成為一家人吧,這樣就是歡樂一家人 01/31 22:29
jfyjfy1226:你真的確定你他們不是家人嗎? 01/31 22:29
refusekkk:太好笑了 01/31 22:31
tranquilo:沒車上還好.怕的是開到偏僻的地方後座多了一個人= =" 01/31 22:32
zsquarez:媽呀XDDDDD超好笑的 全家都超天兵的 01/31 22:36
megu:也太有梗了 哈哈哈 01/31 22:37
q123527135:超智障的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 22:40
bluehuang:爸爸應該說 "我們" XDDD 01/31 22:41
vi000246:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 22:42
holysea:這家人太經典拉XDDDDD 01/31 22:42
Qyuan:結果不是你上錯車 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 22:42
lingling0000:他們(笨)等級比你高喔!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 22:47
YuChenn:哈哈酷喔 01/31 22:49
walkingslow:XDDDD 01/31 22:50
ffaarr:這太好笑了XD 01/31 22:50
teadog:超好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 22:51
mysteryou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD有笑點 01/31 23:01
amanoakira:為什麼開錯車還能發動車子啊? 01/31 23:02
dadalove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 23:04
sky24572002:因為是他們一家人都上錯車 車子是原PO的沒錯 01/31 23:04
kick:好險不是最後車子就默默地被這一家開走了XDDD 01/31 23:04
somath:原PO本來以為開錯車 事實是那家人都上錯車 01/31 23:04
nami9527:XDDDDDDD 01/31 23:06
s84667308:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 23:07
lincherry:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 01/31 23:08
eulb03:結果最傻眼的是車子XDDDDDD 01/31 23:14
GUDU:難得看到文章內所有腳色都是笨蛋的... 01/31 23:14
qq1217:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 23:15
klks0304:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 23:16
dora0215:哈哈哈哈哈 笑死 全部都好笨喔~ 01/31 23:17
asdfczx:XDDDD 01/31 23:19
fireforce:經典 XDDDDDD 01/31 23:20
laiisnotlie:好笑耶XD 01/31 23:21
try0928:才在想說不同車怎麼發動 原來事實是原po的車 01/31 23:23
mylife001:超好笑!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 23:23
aa10312:XDDDD 01/31 23:24
shiaumo:才在想說不同車怎麼發動 原來事實是原po的車 XDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 23:24
ws3628:推難得看到一篇全都傻傻的XDDDD 01/31 23:26
tryit0902:XDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 23:27
aa7740609:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 23:27
secscy:XD 01/31 23:28
dxok0820:XD 01/31 23:28
bombomtom:笨死了XD 01/31 23:29
ms70019:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 23:30
dacegirl703:XDDDD我還以為會像之前的一樣咧 結果不一樣 01/31 23:32
infinitas:這是進階版XD 01/31 23:36
Rainytime:XDDDDDD 01/31 23:37
rsy:超笨XDDDDDDDDD 01/31 23:38
unfair:好可愛 01/31 23:39
j3839201:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 23:40
vlkey555:真的是家人!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 23:40
s1990408:哈哈哈哈哈好好笑喔 XDDDDDD 01/31 23:40
maryma:推難得看到一篇全都傻傻的 01/31 23:41
lily60831:XDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 23:47
Qooji:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 23:49
lyn81430:跟#1F3DnGWH好像XDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 23:50
shanlin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 23:56
TING790403:真是笨板楷模XD 01/31 23:57
kztuoiya:太誇張了吧XDDDDDDD 01/31 23:59
firewar:不推不行XDDDDDDDDD 02/01 00:03
miracleman:xd 02/01 00:03
chocoshin:實在太爆笑! 02/01 00:05
just206:太好笑了 會爆 02/01 00:08
pinkbb:爆笑 02/01 00:10
YOKIDOKI:xddddddddddddd 02/01 00:10
mooncatQ:XDDDDDDD 有笨到 02/01 00:13
fakecake:肚子好痛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 00:15
duncanshih:本日最好笑~別人的車發的動也強XDDDDD 02/01 00:17
lewischao:超好笑..... 02/01 00:19
bluehttp:到底是誰的車..... 02/01 00:19
Colula:本篇所有角色都是笨了XDDDDDDDD 02/01 00:21
babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 00:24
laluz:本篇文章裡唯一沒笨到的出場人物只有第一行的媽媽!!! 02/01 00:24
ghostkou:太笨了啦 XD 02/01 00:27
asunny9420:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 00:28
rubidus:那他們的車到底在哪!!!??? 02/01 00:30
rockrider:XD 02/01 00:30
adonisey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 00:31
sherry5227:這天太強了 內文每個角色都有笨到XDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 00:33
sherry5227: 篇 02/01 00:34
tigerflyer:................我還想說你怎麼發動的 02/01 00:34
popoliii: 全部的人一起當機 太強了 02/01 00:34
dxzil:還不錯XD 不過原PO運氣好...不然遇到壞人就不好笑了 02/01 00:38
jimlexus:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 00:38
szczerbiak:有笑有推 02/01 00:39
TommyYuen:推推推 02/01 00:39
fromwilda:XD 02/01 00:54
killerfish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 00:58
jurmewt49:愚蠢至極XD 02/01 01:06
barry841120:推推推推XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 01:06
Lance9:超誇張版的上錯車= = 02/01 01:09
ping5350830:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 01:10
as255427:太好笑了 XDDD 02/01 01:28
menedol:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 01:31
salome1009:一家都上錯車了 笨透了~XDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 01:37
Enyagirl:好好笑!! 02/01 01:38
Enyagirl:原PO這二十幾年來的身世終於揭開了(泣.... 02/01 01:41
smallay7:XDDDDDDDDD好扯XD 02/01 01:44
ASDIGA:整車都笨蛋阿XDDD 02/01 01:46
lionqueenyah:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 02:12
mark0405:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 02:53
adam90746:推~ 有夠白癡的呵呵 02/01 02:53
frankfgt: 02/01 02:57
HuangHan:故事的主角全都傻了XDD 02/01 03:36
Judicator:XDDDDD 02/01 03:59
p78533578:這真的是超誇張超好笑超離奇 02/01 04:21
windyrunner:小姊妹的圖哩XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 04:41
lisanna20: 盛竹如:一段坐錯車的插曲 揭開了隱藏20多年的身世之謎 02/01 05:19
jcom:果然是一家人XDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 05:41
Freeven:盛竹如:一段坐錯車的插曲 揭開了隱藏20多年的身世之謎 02/01 05:46
G2S: 盛竹如:一段坐錯車的插曲 揭開了隱藏20多年的身世之謎 02/01 05:51
a159753:盛竹如:一段坐錯車的插曲 揭開了隱藏20多年的身世之謎 XD 02/01 07:38
nightwing: 一個人笨 還是一家人笨 XD 02/01 08:20
neptune0299:哈哈,盛竹如那個好笑XD 02/01 08:56
AE1822:也太好笑了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 09:03
mekida:天啊 曲折離奇 02/01 09:06
subwaycat:太離奇了!我還在想說那麼剛好,上錯車鑰匙竟然還能發動 02/01 09:30
subwaycat:汽車我不知道,可是機車...大學時曾有同學A跟B借機車出門 02/01 09:34
subwaycat:B後來看到車還在,以為A還沒騎走,直到A來還鑰匙才知道, 02/01 09:34
subwaycat:A騎著別人的車出去晃了一圈回來-__- 02/01 09:35
richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 09:51
dolly312:ㄧ整家人都笨了 好好笑XDDDD 02/01 10:10
b00668880:我還是第一次看到文章前有D的 D是啥意思啊? 02/01 10:15
gus:結果原po解開身世之謎之後減肥有成功嗎? 02/01 10:30
livein25:笑慘 XDD 02/01 10:39
yvonet:有笨有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 10:56
liangcw:XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 11:08
nino2606:文章前有D是因為你自己按到t了 02/01 11:12
YOKW:笨人一共有六枚!! 02/01 11:17
YOKW:錯了,是五枚! 02/01 11:17
ges:走召糸及言夸弓長~ 02/01 11:20
countryhand: 第一次看到所有出場腳色全都笨的模範笨文^_^ 02/01 11:43
streit: 盛竹如:一段坐錯車的插曲 揭開了隱藏20多年的身世之謎 02/01 11:45
a87992772:XDDDDDDD 02/01 11:52
daniel0922:笑噴 02/01 11:55
eventell31:超級模範XDD 02/01 11:55
ciuzihyin520:盛竹如:一段坐錯車的插曲 揭開了隱藏20多年的身世XD 02/01 11:58
snows94520:盛竹如:一段坐錯車的插曲 揭開了隱藏20多年的身世之謎 02/01 11:59
giveyou:以為是車款相同居然鑰匙還能通用 XDDD 02/01 12:13
cloud777:XDDDD 02/01 12:19
logisticQ:這真的太好笑了,看一次笑一次XD 02/01 12:19
qooggyy:XD~ 從本篇得證那真的是一家人 02/01 12:38
a0946113:正想說上錯車為什麼可以熄火 xd 02/01 12:38
yeana0428:超有梗XDDDDDDD 02/01 12:56
shihyajulia:終於看懂了原PO在說什麼了XD 笨點是對方一家上錯車XD 02/01 13:11
shihyajulia:原PO還把自己車子讓給他們XD 不過車門沒鎖很危險耶 02/01 13:11
s20030126:好笨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 14:01
zxcv2838:害我本來奇怪怎麼會發動XD 02/01 14:03
TAKEBEAR:XDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 14:34
hks4378:口合 口合 口合!! 02/01 14:36
Yie:XDDDD 02/01 15:25
natsuchan:xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 15:36
jujustine83:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 15:47
folanca:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 16:25
a4bbta1:哈哈哈XDDD 02/01 16:27
lyhpwlps:這也太扯了吧,在場都笨掉了 02/01 16:28
metlife:如果最後笨爸拿出鑰匙後,車還發的動,那真的整場連人帶道 02/01 16:32
metlife:具都笨了 02/01 16:33
KiKoRoz:XDDDD 02/01 17:07
xower2004:笑死xDDD 02/01 17:17
waqw:真的太笨了 XDDDDDDDDDd 02/01 18:03
colingoodboy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 18:18
STEVENUA:XD好妙的一家人 02/01 18:20
LSFL:你說我傻 傻在坐上不屬於自己的車 02/01 18:22
LSFL:我說你傻 傻在發動車的鑰匙騙不了人 02/01 18:22
simpleduck:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笨翻了 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 02/01 18:22
Armuu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 真的很笨 02/01 18:45
good20061003:哈哈哈哈哈哈超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 18:46
MDLOVE:太白癡了= = 02/01 18:58
sccc0326:XD 02/01 19:11
drfdj:上錯車的進階版~ 02/01 19:25
Neuer:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 19:38
psdny6213:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 20:00
r0930:都是笨蛋 哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 20:01
kgood:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超讚!!! 02/01 20:28
ja000123:XDDDDD 02/01 20:29
cashko:XDDDDDDDD 02/01 20:30
fuqule:太好笑了!!! 好久沒在笨版看到這種文了! 02/01 20:53
a569:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 21:05
star61:你其實也是他們一家人吧!!!!笑死我!!! 02/01 21:06
kurarun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 21:33
seeyouhell:點火又熄火 笑了 02/01 21:37
wibo:只有車子最聰明XDDD 02/01 21:51
CuteApplei:哈哈哈哈哈 笑死了 02/01 22:03
evasandy:有笑有推 02/01 22:15
n1216305:XD 02/01 22:36
eric82420:太好笑了XDDDDDD 02/01 22:41
KJNE:一群笨蛋XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 23:17
HADILEN:結果看到四個人都是笨蛋XDDDDDDDDDDD 02/01 23:38
mrbean2009:笑翻了!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/02 00:45
huskyjin:全部上錯車也太好笑XDDDDDDD 不過下次要記得鎖 02/02 00:50
chen0937:一家人都上錯車,超好笑的啦 02/02 00:58
YUMINA:這種事竟然會發生~應該買樂透了XDDD 02/02 01:44
rollin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/02 02:37
growold:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/02 04:51
kevabc1:XD 02/02 07:05
aoikimi:車門沒鎖就離開真的很危險 你看,遇到笨蛋了吧! 02/02 08:15
audiencelin:你們怎麼全部都上錯車了?XDDDD 02/02 10:06
audiencelin:笑完之後又看到盛竹如那推文,又再笑了一遍XDDD 02/02 10:10
rita00164:有笑有推 02/02 10:15
nekoares:這是進階版的上錯車www 02/02 10:52
wowkg21:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/02 10:59
michael5182:這家人真的太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/02 14:05
alikeps2:太好笑了吧!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 02/02 14:07
rip1202:全都傻了XD 02/02 14:51
kaworuna:男主人是被誤導的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/02 15:10
yoko168:想到那畫面就好笑!!哈哈哈~~ 02/02 15:45
yeeting:都超笨的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/02 15:54
aikobz:有笑有推 XDD 這個讚!! 02/02 17:11
stupidcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 大家都是笨蛋啦XDDDDDDDDD 02/02 18:15
Nathaniel930:XDDDDD 記得不要不鎖車啊! 02/02 19:06
hazel0805:全家都上錯車真的太好笑了 哈哈哈哈哈哈 02/02 20:18
Tiamocat:真的是進階版的上錯車XDDDD 太爆笑了啦!!!XDD 02/02 20:47
Seirra:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD這超好笑啊!! 02/02 20:49
chiya666:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/02 21:23
dgujgodream:笑死XDDDDDD 02/02 21:47
chasefree:太好笑了!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/02 22:05
blackdog:超好笑XDDD 02/02 22:47
blest98:哈哈哈哈哈哈 太好笑了 02/02 23:42
ichiro1221:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/03 10:37
irenenige:這完全是進階版的上錯車 笑慘我了 哈哈哈 後勁好強 02/03 10:49
wulalaz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/03 11:06
icenivek:下次不要沒鎖~不然旁邊是壞人就慘了... 02/03 14:54
Goshopa:快笑翻XDDDDDD 02/03 16:31
DolphinsHan:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/03 17:32
auchen:XDDDDDDDD 02/03 18:56
ssun302231:超好笑的啊! 02/03 19:43
Tiffany0421:怎麼沒M起來? 借PO FB ~~ 02/03 21:56
si3290:XDDDDD 02/03 22:14
inspire0201:來朝聖XDDDD 02/03 22:27
BlueOrc:女怕嫁錯郎,男怕上錯車 XDDD 02/03 22:35
ilovelucy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/03 23:42
s77727r:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 02/04 00:27
chiaminlai:真可愛~~~~^^ 02/04 01:34