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我在台北一家養生會館當櫃台。 附近高級飯店很多,所以來消費的老外也非常多。 昨晚, 一個老外走進店裡。 我: Hello ,what kind of ....... 外:窩...窩會講一點中文。 我:不好意思不好意思,請問您今天想做什麼療程呢? 外:Excuse me? 我:呃,請問您今天想做哪種按摩呢?(我想說"療程"這詞太深) 外: ...Excuse me? 我:um,I mean,what kind of therapy you want tonight? 外: 窩...窩會講中文。 我: (幹) -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.136.126.122
orangeup:窩也會講一點點中文..... 03/29 12:18
valater:xdddd 03/29 12:20
Starwindd:其實他的中文比英文好 XDDD 03/29 12:23
chi823823:他應該只會那一句中文................ 03/29 12:24
fullfeather:他會講中文但是聽不懂嗎XDDDD 03/29 12:25
frank8421:他只會講那一句吧!!!~~哈哈! 03/29 12:29
thinkdog:窩...我會講中正 03/29 12:29
w660:大笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 03/29 12:30
chris3381:XD好可愛 03/29 12:35
moritachiny:推他會講中文但是聽不懂XDDD 03/29 12:37
m1432012165:因為他是歐陸人,大多非英歐洲人英文也很爛XD 03/29 12:37
o07608:幹 XDDDDDD 03/29 12:38
ssiidd:XDDDDDDDDDD都是NPC 03/29 12:39
ffwind:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 12:39
iloveyou5201:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 12:40
coco85101:哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/29 12:40
sellin1986:超好笑!!! 03/29 12:41
skean:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 12:41
kcl0801:很正常啊 又不是每個外國人都英文很好 03/29 12:43
jay80119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 12:44
aggressorX:罵他髒話看看(誤 03/29 12:45
iophj:XDDD 03/29 12:46
fu62l3:所以正解應該是"can you speak English?" 03/29 12:46
rin5542:或許原PO講中文時速度要放慢一點? 03/29 12:46
newyu24:真的很白癡XDDD 03/29 12:46
che0725:XDDDD 03/29 12:49
devil7444:他真的很有心要練習中文 03/29 12:52
wsxmysky:XDDD 03/29 12:52
emily0615:爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 12:53
phyun:窩..窩會講一顛顛中文....但不會影溫(怎麼變山東腔? 03/29 12:55
fe90011:也許他只是想問路...哈哈哈哈哈 03/29 12:57
laaa0912:老外大概只想跟你講 "Excuse me" 吧? XD 03/29 12:58
LonyIce:XD 03/29 12:59
dcoog7880:XDDDDDDD 03/29 13:01
JohnnyWalker:你遇到NPC了XD 03/29 13:01
y35246357468:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 13:02
angu0814:XDDD 03/29 13:02
winniema:XDDDDDDDD 03/29 13:05
muqwerty:老外很堅持XDD 03/29 13:05
renee5622:超堅持的XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 13:06
andante6851:XDDDDDDD笑了 真的笑了XDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 13:07
dogodhse:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 13:07
andante6851:應該說有可能不是西歐人 西歐人英文都超強 03/29 13:09
Tunnel:搞不好他只會西班牙文XD 03/29 13:10
f222051618:兩邊都是NPC XD 03/29 13:10
Elivanta:........ 03/29 13:12
TohmaMiyuki:超煩XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 13:13
RALACAT:XDDDDD 03/29 13:17
karenhung:哈哈哈哈哈 笑死我了.... 03/29 13:18
skycckk:XDDDDDD 03/29 13:18
Eks:NPC無誤XD 03/29 13:18
shoura:太有點了XDDD 03/29 13:20
HornyDragon:三洨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 13:22
spadej69171:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 13:23
zadla2002:他只是想炫耀她會講中文吧XD 03/29 13:24
richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 13:24
richday:想知道後續~~~~~~~~ 03/29 13:26
judogirl:可能是不會講英文的老外吧XDXD 03/29 13:26
flyinggg:他想練習中文吧 03/29 13:27
lazyboy624:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 13:28
b0807love:說不定他聽不懂英文阿~XDDD 03/29 13:30
librann:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 13:32
stupidroach:他或許想說 你可以說中文我聽得懂xD 03/29 13:33
aishop:有笑有推XDDDD 03/29 13:33
as411312:XDDDDDDD 03/29 13:33
su82128:NPC XDDDDD 03/29 13:34
weiweiweiwei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 13:34
color5bird:超棒的~~到什麼國家說什麼語言,是對那國家的尊重~~ 03/29 13:36
jbddopur:太好笑了吧 害我一個人在辦公室跟瘋子一樣還不敢太大聲 03/29 13:41
pegasus2633:遇到NPC 03/29 13:42
SadismJohn:太好笑了 XD 03/29 13:43
rosana0612:他說的沒錯呀~窩會說"一點點中文"~的確會說這句話~XD 03/29 13:45
dryada:搞不好他是被整了...那句話他以為是別的意思 03/29 13:47
mmybox:窩會講中文=excuse me(無誤 03/29 13:58
pig726:原PO:幹 老外:這句我聽得懂\(^▽^)/ 03/29 14:01
armschill:有笑有推XDDDD 03/29 14:01
YUNTECHIMIAN:只會講不會聽XD 03/29 14:05
afulet:他應該不是英語系的外國人XD 03/29 14:05
ponyrabbit:XDDDDD 03/29 14:06
baopig:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 14:11
shihyang2006:還好沒喝咖啡 不然我真的會噴出來 03/29 14:11
lodosho0224:XDDDDDD 03/29 14:14
lightpisces:阿杜:是你讓我了解中文這東西,四個字,堅持到底~喔~ 03/29 14:15
Luccica:可愛+1 想聽後續+1 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 14:20
olivia1124:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 14:25
oXnXo:想翻桌阿!!!!! 03/29 14:26
insidesky:最後一句好笑XD 03/29 14:35
kurtsun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 打腫臉充胖子啊!!! 03/29 14:36
SicInfit:XDDDDDDD 03/29 14:36
BLACKLAGOON:外國人不一定會講中文 可是這個老外也太堅持XDD 03/29 14:36
AquariusTACO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 14:37
ostrich980:XDD 03/29 14:39
skyforest:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 14:39
adonisey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 14:41
GBG:笑到快死掉 哈哈哈哈哈 03/29 14:42
vi000246:其實窩縮得是西班牙話 03/29 14:42
aiyai03:XDDDDDD 03/29 14:51
keinlin:他要你誇獎他吧... 鬼打牆逆 03/29 14:53
Nadialove:XDDD 03/29 14:55
rita00164:XDDDDDDDDD 03/29 14:56
rexlin1981:真的有囧 03/29 14:57
sediments:外國人:我會講中文 但不會聽 03/29 15:00
ciaerin:這好笑 幹 03/29 15:02
pp31630:XDDDDDDDD 03/29 15:03
pullmoss:XDDDDDDD 好有趣 03/29 15:03
guangpiano:他到底想怎樣.... 03/29 15:05
perhot9:應該問老外 are you NPC? 03/29 15:14
prog:太好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 15:26
burglarlin:NPC XDDD 03/29 15:33
Tsukushi:XDDDDD 03/29 15:44
is870:你會講不會聽有屁用 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 15:53
guanole:後續+1 03/29 15:56
avalanche200:有人跟他說"腳底按摩"的中文念做"窩會講一點點中文" 03/29 16:02
singsing1130:哈…XDDDDD 03/29 16:06
fhsf:老外 GJ 03/29 16:17
joedothis:太好笑了真想把他畫成漫畫~~XDDDD 03/29 16:23
iReNe8888:XDDDDDDD 03/29 16:23
shihyajulia:推腳底按摩的中文XDDD是窩會講一點點中文 哈哈XDD 03/29 16:24
mulilala:窩...窩XDDDDDDD 03/29 16:29
pololo61201:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 16:42
ee012345:我笑死了XDDDD 03/29 16:44
hungbb:哈哈哈XDDDD 03/29 16:54
z2a:他就不會講英文啊 03/29 16:55
nous:有什麼好噓~那他幹嘛不說聽不懂英文 03/29 17:01
YoungNigh:太好笑了拉 XDD 可不可以轉到我的臉書去 XDDDDDD 03/29 17:05
GoliathG:他想要英聽 中說吧~ 03/29 17:06
c98518:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 17:08
Asucks:你完全誤會老外了,他就是要做"Excuse Me"按摩啊! 03/29 17:13
babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 17:18
iiiey:有點可愛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 17:18
junki0920:堅持什麼啦XDD也太好笑 03/29 17:19
misae:哈哈哈哈哈 03/29 17:20
x007:他是聽不懂中文吧 03/29 17:26
suneen:原po後來怎麼解決啊?想知道~ 03/29 17:27
OoJudyoO:也許他是法國人 03/29 17:30
chiick:他在堅持甚麼XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 17:43
m7735may:他講西班牙話的~~~英文聽不懂很正常 03/29 17:46
erty:你轉職了!我記得你本來在航空公司當客服! 03/29 17:47
cj96su04:大笑!!! 03/29 17:50
hagane39:他到底會不會啊XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 17:51
popoliii:靠杯呀 XD 賞他一記勾拳吧 03/29 18:09
hayann:幹...XD 03/29 18:24
n6108751116:也許他只是"大冒險"輸了而已 XD 03/29 18:32
bigsisteryo:有笑有推 XDDDD 03/29 18:40
tallhands:好笑 03/29 18:43
suien928:很可愛的歪果人~~ 03/29 18:45
a159753:最後的幹害我笑了XD 03/29 19:03
YIDAN:快笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 19:13
leejee:XD 03/29 19:22
sam02108:我也會講中文 03/29 19:34
asdfghjkl220:殺洨啦XDDD 03/29 19:39
superct:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 19:50
c0758:超級好笑 03/29 19:50
papasu:What do U do? 03/29 19:54
LV3000:XDDDDD 03/29 19:59
azuresky1009:有笑有推XDDDD 03/29 20:00
echoempty:大笑 03/29 20:03
salqv:所以你有對他講"幹"嗎? 03/29 20:07
nightwing: 唯一的堅持!! 03/29 20:15
kkoowwee1102: 幹 泥的中文拎北町不懂 03/29 20:21
smoky314:然後老外還追問"拎北"是誰!? "窩是在跟逆講花啊~" 03/29 20:27
olasky712:哈哈哈哈超有梗XDDDD 03/29 20:33
yjlee0829:只會講這句吧XDDDDDDDDD 03/29 20:44
Mocca0728:說不定他也聽不懂你的英文吧(誤 03/29 20:46
mahou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 21:00
aliceashin:超可愛的啦!!!有NPC!!!!!!XDDDDDDD 03/29 21:05
Yie:XDDD 03/29 21:06
mcwu:太好笑了,後勁很強 03/29 22:00
Lyy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 22:06
misu2718:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/29 22:34
avrilrock:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 22:36
alily1127:XDDDDDDD 03/29 22:57
fragment1007:好好笑喔!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 03/29 23:00
suncharlotte:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 23:08
crystal1026:XDDD 03/29 23:23
greenstory:其實這時候,問他「你想做什麼」是正解(推眼鏡) 03/29 23:26
sul31:瞬間爆笑啦XDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 23:26
greenstory:或你想要哪一種(指圖片),其實很多歪國人會說中文低 03/29 23:26
Repugnant:笑翻XD 03/29 23:38
nmbb7691:很盧耶XD 03/29 23:42
gyman520:硬要XDD 03/29 23:42
j1125387:有笑有推XD 03/29 23:58
lisanna20:他很煩耶XD 03/29 23:58
towelll:幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 23:59
tigerflyer:但我看到一半就知道發生什麼事了= = 03/30 00:07
kimokimocom:他不一定是想表達這個 也許 你跟他之間能通的只有中文 03/30 00:10
kimokimocom:我可以講中文嗎? 我只能講中文 除了中文我不懂 03/30 00:10
kimokimocom:如果他對中文掌握度沒那麼高 有可能他不知道自己想說 03/30 00:11
ru03jo6m4:外國NPC!!!XDDDDDDDDDD笑死了XDDDDDDDD 03/30 00:17
globekiller:超想扁他XDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 00:21
den123den123:XD 03/30 00:34
pally713:有笑有推XD 03/30 00:53
formosa90:XDDDDD 03/30 01:00
GGisme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 01:05
WAMOIN:他真的只會講 一點 中文XDDDDD 03/30 01:17
andy901226:XDDD 03/30 01:28
momosbaby:XD 03/30 01:42
yoyotvyoyo:XDDDDDD 03/30 01:48
Drear:我想知道後續XDDDD 03/30 03:31
try0928:看來他不只學到中文還學到把人裝肖唯 03/30 04:07
neptune0299:推外國NPC!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 06:44
popoliii:煩死了 XD 03/30 07:06
relax796:窩...窩會講一點中文。 03/30 07:29
chiunn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 09:14
claire0810:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 09:23
vinita:好揍他....XD 03/30 09:28
luckygeo: 原來是NPC XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 10:11
okgothen:超好笑的..有可能他中文差英文也差XD 03/30 11:16
windsson:推NPC 03/30 11:30
lin88025:XDDD 他只會那一句吧!!! 03/30 11:56
imbemarion:他可能是法國人吧 03/30 12:00
allnun:還蠻可愛的XDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 12:14
sonota:不是美國人吧= =? 03/30 12:30
icq7584:XDDDDDDDDD 03/30 12:53
arrakis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 13:50
pes5692:笑翻XDXDXD 03/30 13:52
dannyshan:老外:窩會一點點中文和英文 03/30 14:04
windmaster:真的只有一點點 03/30 14:12
sylviashue:好可愛 03/30 14:21
allhappy64:推NPC XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 14:39
MaHalKiTa:哈哈哈,超好笑 03/30 15:01
Irisshy:XDXD 03/30 15:13
vicmac:推遇到NPC 03/30 17:02
weipuyan:XD 03/30 17:08
jack0403:看到窩就笑了XDDDDDD 03/30 17:49
labyrinth302:我想知道結局!! 03/30 19:25
sheekat:XDDDDDDD 什麼意思阿 03/30 19:44
zasx1452:你應該回他"趴等~" 03/30 20:13
kaina:真的是超堅持!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 20:29
e8672596:XDDDDDDDD 好雞 03/30 20:42
DearCity:哈哈 想到我一個會對圍觀她的人說跨三小的外籍老師XDDD 03/30 21:16
Judicator:NPC XDDDDDDD 03/30 21:47
cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 22:41
wltbb:笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 23:17
catchsunshin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/31 00:11
aloha17:好好笑喔!!! 03/31 00:49
szuning13:NPC!! 03/31 01:10
oscarjeng:"趴著等" 03/31 01:49
forgetcry66:NPC XDDDDDDDD 03/31 01:49
fmckevin:並不是每個歪果仁都是美國或英國來噠~ 03/31 11:52
zebraseven:GOOD 03/31 19:41
indicate:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/31 20:02
narnoi:太堅持了拉XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/31 20:54
ihatechina:超好笑!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDD 03/31 21:18
yeeting:NPC哦幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/01 02:13
bb0303:真的笑了 呵呵呵呵 04/01 03:31
max0113:XDDDDDDDD 幹!! 04/01 04:14
superidea:XDDDDDDDDD 04/01 13:57
weisenter:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/01 18:03
nbnb42:XDDDDD 04/01 19:49
sanhowu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/02 01:11
PhySeraph:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD煩死人了 04/02 01:55
stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/02 12:59
Huawen:你可以說"請問您今天想做哪種therapy呢" XD 04/02 13:01
cryslal:XD 04/02 14:27
acezero:XD 04/02 17:30
asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/02 18:10
hahvera:看超好笑的XDDDDD 04/02 19:30
haipis:你講therapy讓老外聽了一頭霧水吧,你不是診所不能用這字 04/02 22:22
japanzara:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddd 04/02 23:07
inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/03 13:19