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從朋友FB上看到的PO文: 剛剛校醫院進來一對情侶 女的看起來楚楚可憐,男的滿臉心疼焦急 男:「醫生快幫我看她手上的傷口!」 醫生問:「這傷口半天啦?」 男:「嗯,上午被紙片割的。」 醫生:「哦,你們要再晚來半天的話,這傷口就... 」 男的緊張的插話:「就怎麼樣????」 醫生:「...就自己好了。」 XDDDDDDDDDDDD -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 1.164.79.138
singarst:我竟然笑了 XD 05/22 00:23
rosemary:XDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 00:26
CP64:這醫生好幽默wwww 05/22 00:27
hanjeje:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 00:27
Hans14:XDDD 05/22 00:29
sandy7652:XDDDDDDDD 05/22 00:31
willsl:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 00:31
Forufine:哈哈哈XDDDDD 05/22 00:32
minihouse:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 00:33
SoundNote:好笑! 05/22 00:35
taciturn27:xddddddddddd 05/22 00:36
shinshong:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 00:36
jizzymen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 00:38
kagimotoshin:爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 00:39
englebert:這醫生太強大了XDD 05/22 00:39
kb8058:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 00:39
missxannie:XDDD醫生好幽默! 05/22 00:39
psdny6213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 00:39
ricemia:XDD 05/22 00:40
cuteangle30:太好笑了XDDDDDD 05/22 00:40
mw10007:XDDDDDDDDDD這醫生太勁爆 05/22 00:41
noyl91:這醫生是想嚇誰啦XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 00:41
sfie:醫生wwwwwwwwwwww 05/22 00:41
ddaavvyy321:幹XDDDDDD 05/22 00:42
tigerflyer:有猜到不推=.= 05/22 00:42
vnsioh:XDDDDDDDDD 05/22 00:43
oncememory:醫生: 然後我就賺不到你們的錢了... 05/22 00:43
iamkim:醫生:你們懂什麼,這叫專業! (推眼鏡) 05/22 00:44
pp31630:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 00:44
ori13:醫生太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 00:45
fddk:紙片割到而已...是多擔心XD 05/22 00:48
hey55:哈哈哈 05/22 00:49
ym920822:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 00:50
dogs1231992:醫生一定也是鄉民!!!! 05/22 00:51
zadla2002:XDDDDDDDDD 05/22 00:51
immelo:哈哈哈哈哈 05/22 00:51
kay1127:醫師GJ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 00:52
LonelyLove:醫師幽默阿XDDDDD 05/22 00:54
Gabrieliou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 00:55
kenshin078: 05/22 00:56
fe90011:紙片割到去看醫生??/ 感覺是假的= = 05/22 00:56
tryit0902:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 00:58
x007:初級治癒術就可以治好 不需要找補師 05/22 01:00
x007:紙片 Lv.1 05/22 01:00
millia62219:樓上 可能是被柯特的紙片割到 那超級嚴重 05/22 01:01
adolphjong:這醫生讚XDDDDDD 05/22 01:02
Ferrarin:Perfect !! 05/22 01:07
iamkim:我問朋友了,她是親耳聽到這段對話XDD 05/22 01:08
youknew:好好笑XDD 05/22 01:13
hazlyn:可能覺得沒必要來醫院 用幽默來表達XD 05/22 01:15
shiyeh:幽默喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 話說校醫院是....?= = 05/22 01:15
fiercy:噗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 01:16
glayteru00:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 01:17
secscy:XD 05/22 01:18
dmes07:完全猜到了 =_____= 05/22 01:18
grapetea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 01:18
mushroom50:太好笑了XDDD 05/22 01:20
Elivanta:再晚半天來的話...你女友就變成紙殭屍惹!!! 05/22 01:28
c0758:XDDD 05/22 01:31
chengweirh:XD 05/22 01:34
firebirdy:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 01:41
gmpce8582:醫生想用插座梗 05/22 01:46
colies:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 01:48
crazyashin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 01:57
artlessly:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 05/22 01:57
mylife0116:醫生是鄉民~~~XDDDDD 05/22 01:59
Xmas:XDDDDDDDDD 哈哈哈 05/22 02:02
alexliao8009:xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 02:04
smallsamsam:好機八的醫生 哈哈 05/22 02:06
cmid05:這是插座梗阿 05/22 02:07
sp4orz520:紙片割到還蠻痛的 05/22 02:08
q123527135:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 02:12
batis:XDDDDDDDDD 05/22 02:12
TOOYA:害我笑得跟白癡一樣 05/22 02:17
j90206:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 02:18
FullMg:實在太幽默了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 02:27
noitcidda:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 02:36
darkgerm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 02:49
PLASBOT:XDDDDD 05/22 02:50
icq7584:XD 05/22 03:09
escape216:XDDDDDDD 05/22 03:10
leejee:XD 就少領一筆補助 05/22 03:37
shiangbao:我笑了 哈哈XD 05/22 03:55
xinsunzhong:XDDDDDDDD 05/22 04:00
beypola:太好笑了哈哈哈哈哈 05/22 04:05
wencc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 04:10
ZoZs:鄉民醫生XD 05/22 04:24
tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 04:37
kim1990:這醫生XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 05:08
wu9662:XDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 05:31
nightwing: 醫生說的真是有理 XDDDDDD 05/22 06:00
gn00063172:專業的醫生! 05/22 06:36
neptune0299:這醫生太強大阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 07:14
yingsiou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 07:19
aesdr9999:有笑有推^^ 05/22 07:20
liyuoh:哈哈 根本有理 05/22 07:32
olivia1124:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太猛了的醫生!!! 05/22 07:45
cmsisgod:好好笑XDDDDDDDDD 05/22 07:49
dain223:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDD 05/22 07:50
zxcv2838:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 08:04
jay101:醫生無誤XDDDDDDDD 05/22 08:07
young123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 08:08
yuken:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 08:11
dcoog7880:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 08:14
F7:情緒轉折跟吹風機建議千萬不要插插座一樣 05/22 08:17
sword0814:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 08:18
n6108751116:醫生超專業 XD 05/22 08:21
chin0505:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 08:26
ortaffa:XDDD 05/22 08:32
lovemo923:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 08:37
CTUST:急診室看太多雜七雜八不需要的浪費醫療資源行為~ 05/22 08:39
s77727r:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 08:41
richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 08:43
superlubu:XDDDDDD 05/22 08:44
g85101878:爆 05/22 08:45
ru486:醫生真是幽默~ 05/22 08:45
mulilala:XDDDDD 05/22 08:45
nicktop2001:醫生果然專業!! 05/22 08:53
woohyukpink:XDDDD 05/22 09:00
ffaarr:XDDDDDDD 05/22 09:08
sherryofyou:推醫生!!(真的會有這種人把自己擺在世界的中心 05/22 09:14
sherryofyou:不管有更緊急病情的人需要急診或是病床,直接掛急診! 05/22 09:15
sherryofyou:文中情侶該不會是去了醫學中心吧(校醫院有可能~) 05/22 09:17
newtypeL9:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 09:17
althea0724:XDDDD 05/22 09:18
POOHw:XD 這醫生也太可愛了!! 05/22 09:23
lysnicelife:好笑XD!!!!! 05/22 09:24
globekiller:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 09:26
fromwilda:XD 05/22 09:29
ioryn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 09:29
rita00164:碼的超智障XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 09:45
vanessahuang:有笑有推~~~ 05/22 09:45
rsy:這對情侶有點誇張~兩個人都沒常識!!! 05/22 09:49
rsy:醫生應該也很無言吧~~~ 05/22 09:49
hgl6197:推自己好了~~~~ 05/22 09:59
finhard:這不是插頭梗嗎XDDDDDDD 05/22 10:00
w60241:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 10:04
Rubyqueen:哈哈!!!!!! 05/22 10:05
visnafox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 10:08
mekida:插頭梗 05/22 10:18
conective:智障喔 05/22 10:18
crueangel:總覺得跟插座梗很接近 XD 05/22 10:19
mm7788:XDDDDDDDDD 05/22 10:20
filly0319:被紙片割也要去找醫生XDDDD 醫生太強大了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 10:31
hank61204:XDDDD 05/22 10:32
ru5229:其實我也有猜到醫生會說什麼欸 05/22 10:39
fireforce:醫生狀態:閱讀文章中 05/22 10:43
ikugray:XDDDDD 05/22 10:49
patriciasnow:這不推不行XDDD 05/22 10:59
a921103030:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 11:00
Yuxuanshyr:XDDDDDDD 05/22 11:07
kueilinyeh:真的很浪費醫療資源 推一個有幽默感的Doc 05/22 11:08
RunDLL32:朝聖 2012/05/22 05/22 11:31
Entropy1988:很妙XD 05/22 11:32
organ63521:幹! 她一定是鄉民= = 05/22 11:38
TohmaMiyuki:浪費醫療資源,根本低能XDDDDDDDD 05/22 11:40
r0930:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 11:41
Usavich:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 11:41
e1q3z9c7:這很明顯是抄插座梗的 05/22 11:50
lunate:大推一個聖手醫生XD 05/22 12:05
bunnying:還滿多年輕醫生是鄉民XD 05/22 12:12
graceyiyo:超酷XDDDDDD 05/22 12:19
WTF1229:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 幽默喔 05/22 12:20
qaz7877892:............. 05/22 12:34
kop5236:醫生太中肯了XDDDDD 05/22 12:34
cm88guy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 12:35
padaa:人家看病也是花自己的錢 一堆正義魔人 05/22 12:35
angelest:噓樓上...花自己的錢是沒錯 但的確是浪費醫療資源啊 05/22 12:38
omarandy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 12:39
zzoe09:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 12:40
poison530:快點自己好吧......... 05/22 12:40
Jacky426:這什麼xDDDD 05/22 12:41
angelest:補推 05/22 12:41
chenshing:台灣若有一日走到花錢買不到醫療 就是padaa這類人太多了 05/22 12:44
terry1957965:推樓上,padaa用自己錢就別拿健保卡去掛號 05/22 12:51
w660:哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDD 05/22 12:51
Mareencat:就自己好了wwwwwwwwwwww 05/22 13:07
milkvampire:哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 13:28
StAKA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 13:29
stkoso:XD 可轉joke嗎 05/22 13:30
a8012a:要是知道也不會亂花錢吧,有一次經驗學一次乖,買經驗囉 05/22 13:32
inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 13:36
snows94520:....哈哈哈 05/22 13:42
nesagi:paper cut could lead to blood poisoning 小心一點好 05/22 13:56
volleyball79:醫生太好笑啦哈哈哈 05/22 14:08
shou0823:醫生是鄉民!! 05/22 14:11
Quannon552:推醫生幽默男友真愛女生楚楚可憐 05/22 14:12
yoga201:推推推! 05/22 14:16
enjoy0718:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 14:35
kshskghs:就像 上次有人插了插座 結果就...XD 05/22 14:35
jyunwei:… 05/22 14:37
alisa0916:推醫生 05/22 14:39
antonio019:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 14:46
lightpisces:醫生XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 14:47
Wells033:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 14:49
m32cjo6u4:XDDDDD 05/22 14:49
moonystar:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 14:51
vickiwinds:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 14:55
ko000918:蒙多 05/22 14:57
sad2:很中肯 有些小割傷 過一下子看起來就跟已經癒合一樣 05/22 15:00
nobunaga0710:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 15:07
elle:XD 05/22 15:11
whypeach:我笑了!! 05/22 15:23