[無言] 高先生!!!

作者power0727 (dk)

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標題[無言] 高先生!!!

時間Sun Jun 1 23:44:17 2008

真人真事... 進了郵局之後依舊是人山人海... 照舊抽了號碼牌吹著冷氣靜靜的站在一旁等待突然間聽見某櫃台人員的音量有越來越大的趨勢... 本著鄉民的強烈的求知慾及好奇心的使然於是悄悄地往前湊過去了點想八卦一下... 櫃台人員: 高先生, 不好意思, 麻煩您要寫全名喔! 大概是這位先生拿著提款單想要提款, 但在提款單上的名字欄位只填了"高先生"三個字...乍聽之下...憑著多年的經驗... 當下覺得這位先生一定就叫做"高先生" 對吧?! 不過就在這個時後... 高先生: 沒關係, 我寫高先生就可以了櫃台人員: 不好意思, 您必須寫全名我們才能辦理這項業務喔! 櫃台人員可能是因為郵局裡的待辦民眾越來越多怕耽誤到大家的時間似乎也漸漸失去了解說的耐心, 音量已經比先前略為高亢... 高先生:沒關係啦我的朋友都叫我高先生真的不會怎樣櫃台人員的臉色越來越鐵青臉上的線也越來越多條郵局裡的氣氛本來就有點安靜此時也因為這位高先生的無理取鬧讓整個氛圍更為尷尬... 櫃台人員: 我們的業務一律都得填寫本人的全名!!! 似乎已經很火了所有人也都朝向該櫃台想探個究竟... 這位高先生也察覺到不對勁便很不好意思且客氣的跟櫃台人員說... 不好意思... 我姓高... 單名一個字... 賽... 賽... 賽... 賽... 賽... 賽................... 剎那間...郵局一片死寂.. 只剩紙張翻閱的聲音... 還有... 竊笑的聲音... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 163.29.239.250

推 seven782:我以為會是高進 06/01 23:46

推 godjojo5:原來是高賽喔!!! 06/01 23:46

推 soulboy:都要Q雜碎了說... 06/01 23:46

推 bw930:高義你他媽雜碎!! 06/01 23:46

推 enskyzuso:哈哈，一樓中肯，狗屎 .. 五告胎哥= = 摁歌揍呵糗 06/01 23:47

推 adonisey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/01 23:48

推 UserMsa:高賽，你他媽雜碎。 06/01 23:48

推 cara716:高賽!你他媽胎哥! 06/01 23:49

→ UserMsa:高賽，你他媽喇賽。 06/01 23:49

→ outofdejavu:XDDDDDDDD 06/01 23:56

推 ioiovivi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/01 23:57

推 ricesandwich:XD 06/01 23:57

推 azzboy:很酷捏 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/01 23:57

推 tarzankao:這是笑話吧... 06/02 00:00

推 adjos:這個好笑。。哈哈哈 06/02 00:00

推 anglejess:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:00

推 whiteann:XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:01

推 katori:我還以為他名字就叫高先生咧 06/02 00:01

推 bruce78131: 我笑了.. 06/02 00:02

推 sdjh18:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:03

推 tyan0615:哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:05

推 hua1040:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑!! 06/02 00:05

推 geforce2003:...這篇夠好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:05

推 lemon207:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:05

推 hacoolman: 他爸爸真狠 06/02 00:05

→ alanMM:他媽好壞 06/02 00:06

→ minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:07

推 tina02119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:08

推 cacay:............................................ 06/02 00:09

推 KETA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:09

推 acerwei:有笑有推 06/02 00:09

推 gold97972000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:09

推 lovejean722:推到爆了阿`~~~~酷 06/02 00:10

推 shadow543:有笑有推 06/02 00:10

推 powerkian:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:10

→ powerkian:看來他在郵局吃了很多次苦... 06/02 00:11

推 sister3q:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:11

推 wei503:一開始真以為就叫高先生耶!!! 06/02 00:11

推 guitaregg:郵差：「高賽掛號信！噗！」（笑出來） 06/02 00:13

推 sss010631:笑到眼淚都出來了XD 06/02 00:14

→ minbyminby:爆吧爆吧！！XD 06/02 00:16

推 treeslight:他從小到大到底吃過多少苦.....(糟糕我笑不停) 06/02 00:16

推 easoncoon:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 06/02 00:17

推 herro191919:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:17

推 hownowater:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:17

推 FairyClaire:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:18

推 DearTank:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:18

推 shirbabe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:19

推 play1983:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:20

推 pugarine:XDDDDDD他爸媽怎麼這樣啦...XDDDD 06/02 00:21

推 sunnytutor:幹嘛不改名啊!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:21

推 mrxjohn:讓我想到九把刀的"哈棒傳奇"XD 06/02 00:22

推 Brav0:笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:24

推 hackerjack:姑且不論姓...取一個賽有什麼意思? 隨機翻字典嗎? 06/02 00:24

推 ponggung:酷ㄟ 06/02 00:28

推 windangellin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:31

推 x56565656:他爸媽應該是希望他有好運氣吧XDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:32

→ keeyah:請問只有我以前就聽過嗎這是個笑話吧= = 06/02 00:32

推 anointed:高賽....推了拉 06/02 00:35

推 willie1987:如果高先生看到這篇文章會有何感想呢...XDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:38

推 sabrina9510:我論這篇當板標的可能性極大... 06/02 00:38

推 sp006539:讓它推~~~讓它推~~~~ 06/02 00:39

推 keall:哈有笑有推阿XDD 06/02 00:41

推 Hans14:真白爛, 好好地寫上, 辦事人員就會稱呼他高先生了, 怕啥??? 06/02 00:41

推 xxx3677:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:42

推 lyc51:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:42

推 sabrina9510:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:43

推 wu1212121212:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:46

推 PrettyFace:怎麼不去改名呢???@@a 06/02 00:46

推 wml92155:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:46

推 joy71:XDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:47

推 ligar: 高賽.. 06/02 00:47

推 bettychu:超級好笑的啦笑到嗆到 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:50

推 YZVINO50:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:54

推 sheep0811:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我認識高尚唷~^_<* 06/02 00:57

→ sheep0811:也是真人真事唷唷唷唷唷~他家是上流社會的唷~! 06/02 00:57

推 LEAVEOUT:哈哈高賽!!完全沒想到真的以為他叫高先生XD 06/02 00:58

推 zzxxzz:XD 06/02 01:04

推 farewel:XDDDD 06/02 01:08

推 Jeff777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:09

推 chenbin:差低低低低低低低低 06/02 01:09

推 bigear1030:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:10

推 jot5436: [大喜]我生了個兒子叫高賽 06/02 01:11

推 yichunchen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:14

推 icagall:好狠的爸媽呀!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:19

推 guevara0316:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:19

→ anemowaves:我以為他就叫高先生... 06/02 01:22

→ cheng105:為什麼不去改名... 06/02 01:24

推 surolanter:久把刀應該可以跟他會會 06/02 01:24

推 heyEmma:xDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:27

推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:28

※ a606155123:轉錄至看板 CTSH96302 06/02 01:29

推 jdfan:有笑有推!XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:31

推 honeyombd:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:32

→ honeyombd:用寫的他就不用丟臉了這樣搞當然會丟臉阿XDDD 06/02 01:33

推 a606155123:超好笑...!! 06/02 01:44

推 cutegirl68:我姓屎名公子 06/02 01:46

推 fluterway:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:47

推 finn138159:公子也有個名字啊 06/02 01:50

推 peggyhao:我先走了你沒走你嫖妓被公安抓拉!!毆毆我記錯了記錯了 06/02 01:53

推 idlewtmodon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 高先生..賽人.. 06/02 01:55

推 drfdj:"高先生, 請問怎麼稱呼?" "喔喔, 叫我高先生就好" 06/02 02:00

推 GBIO:他爸真的好很 06/02 02:00

推 Andrew0902:後勁好強........XD 06/02 02:04

推 LoveBea:XD 06/02 02:04

推 tasttw:高賽，你他媽喇賽 06/02 02:11

推 s0935018:也太好笑了吧... 06/02 02:12

推 lovechoice: [大喜]我生了個兒子叫高賽照顧長ID 06/02 02:15

推 QQpringleQQ:原PO沒虎爛當時我也在XD 06/02 02:16

推 moilkward:真想說他爸媽到底是何居心??? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 02:20

推 paradisem:好歡樂XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 02:21

推 doney:XDXDXD 06/02 02:22

推 kochs:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 02:23

推 j8539625:XDD 06/02 02:24

推 hollynight:99 06/02 02:26

推 acerwei:100 06/02 02:26

推 madmutter:爆! 06/02 02:26

推 majolicass:我姓低單名一個.....賽低賽 06/02 02:28

※ IOTI:轉錄至看板 USC 06/02 02:40

推 opisking:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 02:45

推 shuiyinmao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 02:47

推 alumilu0109:想到高先生的童年，就有股淡淡的..... 06/02 02:47

推 gs1458:還以為全名叫高先生... 06/02 02:54

推 hungary: 屎味@@? 06/02 02:54

推 SiriusLupin:....好可憐Orz 06/02 03:08

推 hankb:有股淡淡的... 06/02 03:12

推 fisrgy23:真的假的？XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 04:23

推 hanjon:M了~ 06/02 04:34

推 iseeu:有沒有姓喇名低賽..的八卦 06/02 04:46

推 bagayuri:高級塞亞人簡稱"高賽"! 06/02 05:55

推 urasea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 07:36

→ djm:我笑死了!!!!!好有趣的名字!!!! 06/02 08:01

推 GreenNicky:~"~ 讓他改個名吧.... 好無奈 06/02 08:41

推 mayday7969:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 09:05

→ nobrain5566:這是笑話吧.... 06/02 09:10

推 librann:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 09:17

→ kkoowwee1102:======================高賽..你他媽.......去改名!! 06/02 09:40

→ enzo31182:那超級塞亞人不就超賽 06/02 09:47

推 powerkshs:九把刀的主角人選啊...你的哈棒老大勒 06/02 09:49

推 yu604:好好笑喔高賽真是很尷尬 06/02 09:50

→ Yie:建議他改個名吧。 06/02 09:52

推 vitalife:他爸跟他有仇啊~~" 06/02 10:04

推 titen0915:我笑了XD............ 06/02 10:29

推 poiu1234:XD 為啥不改名 06/02 10:52

推 sunnytutor:半夜想到"高賽" 噗嗤笑出來貓被吵醒開始吵我 =_="" 06/02 10:57

推 yoga723:以為叫高先生+1 06/02 10:57

推 AppleFox:可以改名阿記得這樣改名不算在一生兩次改名之內 06/02 11:02

推 crueangel:以為是高義 XD 06/02 11:07

推 eve19910:也太好笑了吧~我噴淚了~哈哈哈哈 06/02 11:36

推 suelaby:爸媽真壞 06/02 11:38

推 windlogos:高進:為什麼..不是紅心十!!? 高賽:因為有我阿~ 06/02 11:42

推 idleshin:爸媽好酷 06/02 11:42

→ neptune0299:高進高賽傻傻分不清楚= =" 06/02 11:52

推 LeoHsi:笑了兩分鐘!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 12:01

推 GOGOZAP:奇怪? 王國呢? 06/02 12:06

推 tzsh:我想到一個名字類似的人... 有好笑到 06/02 12:07

推 timcoffee:有一股蛋蛋的... 06/02 12:20

推 show33312s:高丟賽!! 好笑 06/02 12:20

推 answer1213:爸媽很壞... 06/02 12:28

推 leon127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 12:30

推 piliuiop:我也姓高，從小綽號跟他一樣，感覺很機 06/02 12:32

推 ilyjj:XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 12:33

推 twooone:XDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 12:34

推 HOTONY:我覺得這種人很討厭人家就跟你說要寫全名了還在那邊盧 06/02 12:47

→ HOTONY:高賽又怎樣高賽了不起嗎 06/02 12:47

→ iomirror626:XD 06/02 12:54

推 anochen:這op吧..... 06/02 12:55

推 disghost:高先生是怎麼活過小學的.... 06/02 12:57

推 g0428168:XD 06/02 12:58

推 mikecan:好可憐的人喔幹嘛不去改名呢 06/02 13:15

推 cocoyan:父母也太機了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 14:17

→ showtow:覺得有看過類似的笑話囧 06/02 14:22

推 btfy:好可憐... 06/02 14:29

→ rose147:XD 06/02 14:32

推 aiyoweiya:他好可憐喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 14:38

推 littlehenry:是大砲耶~~XDDDD 06/02 14:45

※ frederica214:轉錄至看板 FJU_N96b 06/02 14:51

推 yuki7733:幹XDDDDDDDDD 我笑翻了 06/02 15:04

推 jenny0115:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 15:07

※ Sallenray:轉錄至看板 NCU_CME96_B 06/02 15:13

推 momocat44:他爸媽............XDD 06/02 15:18

推 by071626:以前看過了。。。。ｏｐ 06/02 15:21

推 sunnytutor:高賽又怎樣高賽了不起嗎哈哈哈看一次笑一次 06/02 15:56

推 asek:哈哈～這年頭還有人執著愛高賽呀～ 06/02 16:04

→ NaibseL:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 16:41

推 vickysh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 17:18

推 greg60711:XDDDDDDDD 06/02 17:27

推 AKIRAIOU:XDDDDDDDDD 06/02 17:34

推 q1a2z3:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 17:38

→ KAKUDO:不知道該笑還該同情一下? 06/02 17:44

推 uelinn:爆了還要推...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 17:53

推 howshaw:XDXDXDXDXDXDXD 06/02 17:54

推 Qoojuice:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 18:06

推 divagate:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 18:14

推 demotion:英勇的福爾高雷？! 06/02 18:15

※ eric4097:轉錄至看板 cksh84th316 06/02 18:56

→ Giovinazzo:怎麼不改名字= = 06/02 20:38

推 shaunsheep:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 21:01

推 baiyao:笑到嘴有點難受!! 06/02 22:37

推 yuyemoon:取名字要深思熟慮有遠見啊…XD 06/02 22:46

推 slc1326:看前面還以為真的叫是高先生，想不到後面爆點那麼大XD 06/02 22:57

推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 23:14

推 kelly3040:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 23:15

推 kimi560:有笑有推....... 06/02 23:24

推 hank61204:XDDD 06/02 23:54

推 papalook:可能是老芋ㄚ吧！記得有看過叫X宏淦的，父母應該不諳台語 06/02 23:56

推 XF:真難想像他去辦理有唱名的業務時噹噹噹~高賽高賽 06/02 23:57

推 yorick:應該是外省籍不會台語才會這樣取 06/03 00:00

推 wei1919:高先生: 我妹叫"高潮"... 06/03 00:50

→ wei1919:　　　　我弟叫"高站塔" 06/03 00:51