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話說 我同事前陣子回了台中一趟 跟家人一起到舅舅家玩 吃完晚餐 同事的小舅媽就把三歲大的兒子抓去洗澡 因為浴室和客廳很近 小舅媽就把門打開 邊幫小兒子洗澡邊跟大家聊天 結果突然 她兒子指著馬賽克部分 對著媽媽驕傲地說:「媽媽妳看,我是大雞雞喔~」 媽媽(羞紅了臉):「你在說什麼啊,不要亂講話!」 兒子(急了):「這是大雞雞啊!我是大雞雞!」 媽媽(更急):「不要再亂說了!!!!」 沒想到她兒子急到邊哭邊抽噎地說:「嗚...我是大雞雞...」 此時,媽媽失去理智的大吼: 「你不是!!!!你爸爸的才是大雞雞!!!聽清楚沒?!」 轉過身 客廳的親戚們一臉囧樣 被傷到自尊的小孩依舊哭泣著 舅舅則是帶著讚許的微笑看著自己的老婆... ==================================================== 剛貼完文後跟朋友聊到這件事 突然想到還有後續 就是..小男孩最後接受他不是大雞雞的事實 於是逢人就驕傲的說: 「我爸爸是大雞雞喔...<( ‵▽′)╯」 噗... --         ╔…*…◥ ══╗擁 卻隔著最遠的 ║ ◤◣ mycookie ╚╝ *你還在我心裡 ╔… ╚…═══╗ ╔ 我卻成為你的 *═ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 122.146.4.69
piguda:我才是大雞雞!! 12/31 12:24
operaghost:舅舅這下有面子了XD 12/31 12:25
sen991155:我也是大雞雞! 12/31 12:25
xx90185:超幹笑的 12/31 12:27
chrislux:XD 12/31 12:29
snake0822:樓上的都別吵,你們都沒我大 12/31 12:30
Joypaste:孩子的教育... 12/31 12:32
u3ker7f6:樓上~在大還不只是30CM眾鄉民對吧!!! 12/31 12:32
pearlymirror:好好玩的舅媽噢XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 12:35
killyou:OS:娶這個女人真不錯,晚上給妳一頓粗飽粗飽. 12/31 12:37
riverflows:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 12:39
emmalee:XD 12/31 12:40
zone753951:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 12:42
ChienYuWang:超兵器 正太大雞砲 12/31 12:43
nsync:真的很幹笑 12/31 12:43
goodguyice:媽呀 有沒有這麼白癡的笑話阿 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 12:48
keyboy:(到了晚上) 爸:乖兒子,明天帶你去買玩具 12/31 12:48
tsou:這個有好笑到 12/31 12:53
chyl:我笑了 12/31 12:57
saten:舅舅:這個局我佈了三年之久 12/31 12:57
celeste2008:連『正太大雞砲』都出籠囉 XD 12/31 12:56
scumXsk2:樓樓上,應該是3年9個月吧.... 12/31 12:59
woodstock614:我才是大雞雞!! 12/31 12:59
motoconan:記得前幾天還有位大弟弟老師是18Xcm~(煙) 12/31 12:58
scumXsk2:我懷疑舅舅OS:幹,再大只是雞耶?!我是蟒蛇耶!! 12/31 12:59
guhong:哈哈哈,我笑了 12/31 13:00
shinyhaung:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 13:02
hovini:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑的!!!! 12/31 13:03
Hans14:XDDDD小孩子急著長大 12/31 13:10
kgbf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 13:10
shadowmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 13:12
cchwsitf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 13:13
Berlin5148:舅舅還真有面子XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 13:16
mimik:笑到我流淚XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 13:16
ha09875978:有笑有推XD 12/31 13:19
azzboy:小正太:還我大雞雞啊! 〒△〒 12/31 13:20
RU486FM2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 13:23
cadmusjones:只要有心 人人都可以有大雞雞XDDDD 12/31 13:25
Chantal221:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 噴茶了 12/31 13:27
PDAN:大雞雞 XD 12/31 13:34
kitkat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 13:37
TkLinAma:榴槤那麼大? 12/31 13:39
saymecat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 13:40
shiruru:通通拿去做雞精! 12/31 13:43
ch110:XDDDDD 12/31 13:49
pilibubu:有當海公公的潛力... 12/31 13:50
souries:我才是大雞雞XDDDDDDD 12/31 13:52
anochen:好笑好笑 XDDDDDDD 12/31 13:56
myshch:我比較想知道為啥小孩會說這種話 太好笑了XD 12/31 14:00
oqangeloq:XD 12/31 14:01
moonpad2000:當板標啦XD 12/31 14:02
yuyayoung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑 12/31 14:08
qsdc:有爆點@@ 12/31 14:09
rob666:xddddddddddddddddddy 12/31 14:11
shuntpooh:XD 不可以傷小孩的自尊喔!他長大會變阿宅~ 12/31 14:12
addycat:請參考笨版6169 我把拔有大 X X 12/31 14:14
gsx7777777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 14:18
Vanq:哈哈哈 12/31 14:26
KZS:XDXDXDDD 12/31 15:02
mjmj0316:真是太好笑了 太幹笑了拉!! 12/31 15:20
cbao:XDDD 12/31 15:41
march1:XD 12/31 15:55
ULF:XD 12/31 15:59
masakazu:XD 12/31 16:01
svg1031:拜一下大雞雞! 12/31 16:05
VLGwen:XDDDDDDDDDD 大雞雞 12/31 16:05
maywrann:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 16:14
DavidRChang:笨板6169 超好笑 尤其是最後的推文XDDDD 12/31 16:20
whitepastry:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 16:23
herro0816:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 16:36
cle031:好想放狀態~~~XDDDD 12/31 16:39
jacky7757:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 16:40
mai:哈~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12/31 16:53
Jafor:近舒城...搶錢!搶糧!!搶雞雞!!! 12/31 16:55
shiuan409:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 17:00
bluevillage:笑死我了XDDDDDDD 12/31 17:06
aquawish:怎麼沒有人伸圖......... 12/31 17:13
shiruru:發育不良的沒有人要看 還是拿去做雞精吧 12/31 17:16
Gungod88:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 17:17
trying10:有笑有推 12/31 17:21
re:XD 12/31 17:25
wowowa:舅舅超驕傲吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 17:28
puddingko:海底雞.... 12/31 17:31
bg306900:金齁幹XDDDDDDDDD 12/31 17:38
m911001:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 12/31 17:46
HIHINO:榴槤那麼大?XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 18:01
gametv:鄉民的GG都是30CM起跳的..... 12/31 18:09
q4511032:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 18:12
jasonyusun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 18:30
sunkist309:XDDDDDDD 12/31 18:31
willy106:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 18:33
shauliu: 我是大雞雞!!!!!!!! 12/31 18:34
gopeterhome: 舅舅真是有面子 12/31 18:46
ffssdb:大雞雞XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 18:47
bc0960:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 19:01
vanilla6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 19:15
JustPractice:XD 12/31 19:23
Lubiee:haha 12/31 19:59
hate56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 20:08
msn0401:舅舅超有面子的XD "我的爸爸是大雞雞"~ 12/31 20:30
cool92209:XDDDDDDDDD 12/31 20:37
coffeesugar:哈哈哈... 12/31 20:38
crystal1227:哈哈哈... 12/31 20:45
e9940708:給她爆 給她爆 (謎:爆雞雞= =?) 12/31 20:52
StAKA:舅舅超有面子啊!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 20:56
CHHO:XD~ 12/31 21:00
KeroroGunsou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 21:01
DavidRChang:XD 99 12/31 21:01
d10705: 12/31 21:02
grop:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 21:05
mushroomcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 21:09
windtokyo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 21:10
lin089170:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 21:14
cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 21:14
shandsb:I'm here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!發現我了嗎? 12/31 21:18
magicsiren:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 21:30
happiness23::XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 21:56
Johhan:後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 22:00
Asvaghosa:XDD 12/31 22:28
shunpachun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 22:32
rippleboy:今天的笨板很情色...... 12/31 22:48
franreaac:XD 12/31 23:00
keithking:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 23:37
flyplayer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 23:37
※ 編輯: mycookie 來自: 61.217.211.155 (01/01 00:25)
badbadmonkey:XD 01/01 00:34
skyone760525:舅舅:我佈這個局...... 01/01 01:15
Leaf789:XD 01/01 01:21
jnevil: 6169 ... 6169 ... 6169 ... 6169 ... 6169 ... 6169 01/01 01:37
carlatsea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/01 01:39
kentsam2077:XD 01/01 01:43
liuyushyr:奇怪,6169怎麼沒有m起來? 01/01 08:10
Alan655:我才是大雞雞!! 01/01 10:33