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我雖然是男的,不過很容易就被嚇到,所以常常被人說無膽。 可能是小時候喜歡玩嚇人的遊戲吧,所以長大就輪回報應到我身上來… ---------------------------- 因為那天的客人很少,我就在加油站的島室裡,默默的數著今天 到底有多少錢進帳。 然後有一個同事他正好沒零錢,所以想要來找我換錢。 正當他開口說「你有沒有零錢可以換」的你字時,我整個就被嚇了一跳! 因為我很專心的在數到底有多少錢,外加我很容易被嚇到的神經質。 結果…我就突然大吼了起來…||| 不是像一般人被嚇到的時候,只會發出「賀」的短聲音… 那種叫是很聲嘶力竭的叫,而且還拉長音… 整個加油站裡的人,不管是同事還是客人都傻住往我這邊看,組長還 跑過來問我到底是發生了什麼事,他還以為是被搶還是加油站要爆炸了= = 後來大家知道後就一直笑一直笑,離我最近的一台機車,上面坐著一對母女, 上面的小女孩還笑笑的跟他媽媽說︰ 「馬麻,我剛剛還以為那個哥哥要變身了!」 -- 呼~差點就被別人發現我的真實身份了! -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 122.126.160.20
PUTOUCHANG:變身蜥蜴超人!! 04/07 23:13
Erahhcram:賀~ 癒著~ 04/07 23:14
scumXsk2:變成金色頭髮,根根豎起的戰士?! 04/07 23:17
ll8833:賭神怎麼還不變成塞亞人? 04/07 23:18
youngandayu:好險變身失敗~呼~差點就被別人發現我的真實身份了! 04/07 23:19
ll8833:在大度一樣有七龍珠可以看!! 04/07 23:19
darkangel123:因為五樓沒在場... 04/07 23:21
Erahhcram:變張7給原PO... 04/07 23:29
gabrielle:原PO害我變身了 XD 04/07 23:32
b24926336:維護地球和平的任務就交給你了! 04/07 23:38
kokakola:XDDDDD 請快點拯救世界阿!! 04/07 23:47
shadowmoon:維護地球和平的任務就交給你了! 04/08 00:03
brownie28:沒圖沒真相,圖勒 ? 04/08 00:05
xikuang:是要我變身的圖嗎? 這樣變身到一半會有裸體耶v( ̄︶ ̄)y 04/08 00:08
ILER:難道是超級忍者龜*~* 04/08 00:10
pppsa:變身巧克男孩 04/08 00:13
QQQWERT:超好笑的!XDDDDDD!原來電話亭已經不流行了 04/08 00:20
MuYuuSou:賀賀ha hee 04/08 00:31
signpoison:變身圖咧 !!!! (敲碗)      我要變身到一半的那種 04/08 00:47
ligar: 「馬麻,我剛剛還以為那個哥哥要變身了!」 04/08 01:16
MoodyMood:原來你就是蜻蜓人(指) http://www.superhero-movie.net/ 04/08 01:30
crea0520:月~光~仙~子~ 04/08 01:45
cre8812:原來超人也能在加油亭裡變身 !!!!!!!! 04/08 01:55
tung31615:我笑了XDDD 04/08 02:06
ykvst:嘿ㄟ~~~~太極功夫做饅頭ㄟ~~~ 04/08 02:11
badbadmonkey:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 02:13
aax:XDDDDDDD 04/08 02:29
akanokuruma:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 02:36
akanokuruma:如果用本命棒變身的話 父親會裸體 04/08 02:37
supetaco:阿~~~~~~~~~~嘶~~~~~~~~~~ 04/08 03:10
flyinDenmark:想像那個畫面笑死我了XDDDD太精彩了XDDD 04/08 03:41
halahalazoe:XD 04/08 03:43
odegilb:那畫面跟那句話我笑死了XD 04/08 03:45
weijen: 原來你就是蜻蜓人(指) 超級好笑~~~XDDDDDDD 04/08 04:52
danny0210:轉錄至看板 joke 04/08 08:51
lurgo:太好笑了,我笑死了啦~~~ 04/08 09:02
lurgo:我要影音檔!!!!!1 04/08 09:03
xikuang:怎麼被轉到就可... 原來我的真實身分是個笑話 XD 04/08 09:17
piliuiop:馬麻,我剛剛還以為那個哥哥要變身了! 04/08 09:47
mayday0609:完全被點中笑點XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 10:05
Aneles:最後一句經典.....點中笑穴!!! 04/08 10:19
eggimage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 10:36
sdjh18:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 11:03
longcircle:讓我來代替月亮來懲罰你們 04/08 11:03
paj:XDDDDDDDDD 04/08 12:31
Jimiyu:有笑有推 04/08 12:32
libraiac:好笑XDXD 04/08 12:43
mamapapa006:"你"字就嚇成這樣那後面幾個字怎麼辦? 04/08 13:02
katuna:有笑有推啦 xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd 04/08 13:27
milkQoo:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 13:30
tyan0615:我也是這種人XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 13:38
warstar:XD 04/08 14:18
sonryuasuka:月野兔:邪-老-木-!!! 04/08 14:31
pearlymirror:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 14:32
SecretWindow:大笑啦 差點被發現真實身分 04/08 16:00
HanabishiPon:想到畫面就快笑翻了XDDDD 04/08 16:19
richday:真想看到當時的畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 16:48
skaterboy13:難道是超級忍者鱉~ 04/08 16:50
auloveayumi:最後一句話好經典XDDDDD 04/08 17:49
catcatorz:XDDDDDDDDD好經典~ 04/08 18:18
mouse10389:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 18:30
Yie:XD 04/08 18:35
puddingnoeat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 19:01
aynom:這篇後勁很強XDDDDD 04/08 19:02
conan1121:在圖書館憋笑很痛苦阿!!! 04/08 19:04
ruby950127:超有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 19:48
hezai:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 19:49
weichiang:Henshin!!!!! 04/08 20:19
xli:我不知道為什麼我會笑的這樣誇張 04/08 20:32
FaithTu:欣賞那妹妹!!! 04/08 20:48
cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 20:57
Calvin620707:那句話XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 21:09
awingofdream:最後一句 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 22:06
piyet:有笑有推XD 04/08 22:32
forjoanna:笑到嘴裡的冰塊噴出來了~ 04/08 22:33
hyelim:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 23:45
rain03160:太好笑了啦!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 23:46
bluetender:好好笑.. 04/08 23:52
ten1986:XDDDDDDDDDD 戳中笑點啦 04/09 00:05
KaworuNagisa:1樓的年齡......看我的開官紀念金幣 這我有一萬多枚 04/09 00:06
littlefast:大笑 有推 04/09 00:11
rosamorita:哈哈!!!! 我笑了!!! 04/09 00:31
YuChenn:聲嘶力竭的叫,而且還拉長音… 變身XD 04/09 00:57
cardish:哈哈哈 笑死我啦~ 04/09 01:08
heii:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 01:11
cherry21:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 真的太好笑了 04/09 01:12
Aseven:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 01:32
noviage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 01:41
kangleis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 02:10
yjay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 02:27
Dinya:"只會發出「賀」的短聲音"+"而且還拉長音"@@a到底是長還是短 04/09 03:14
JohnnyWalker:小女孩好天真阿XD 04/09 06:57
echolee:XDD 04/09 07:18
tungpayton:小女孩揭穿你的真面目了 XD 04/09 09:45
pdpd: 小妹妹那句話害我上班笑出來了 04/09 10:15
oldniy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 變身了XDDDDDDD 04/09 12:18
azraelezs:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 12:24
musicz:XDDD 04/09 12:39
cbao:XDD 04/09 13:03
Huawen:XDDDDD 04/09 13:22
poiu1234:賀阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿 orewaogoda furizaaaaaaaaa~ 04/09 13:51
zerosh:我笑了,大笑,超有畫面感的啦 04/09 14:17
princessmake:XD 04/09 14:43
bhevan:看看到最後一句 我忍不住 突然噗哧 04/09 15:10
gingling:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 16:18
ooyourxxx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 17:35
play9663:我有時嚇到也會大叫~但不會拉長音~會尖聲叫! 04/09 17:42
xikuang:我的意思是 不像一般人的賀短音 我是吼長音啦~ 04/09 18:19
wwa928:小蘿莉好可愛XD 04/09 19:10
chicmelody:好好笑喔~~~XDDDDD 04/09 19:30
huyokili:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 20:56
rainaing:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 21:09
cocoyan:小妹妹超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 21:18
crackpotjean:我覺得很好笑阿!!!!!!!!!!! 04/09 21:25
achun0723:笑到流眼淚拉 怎麼這麼好笑阿阿阿 04/09 21:33
serlon:嚇到的聲音是這樣的嗎? 啊!啊~!啊~~!斯~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/09 21:58
pbii:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD有搓中笑點阿!!! 04/09 22:51
marco741030:能力越強 責任閱重 04/09 23:16
adoref7517:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd 04/09 23:26
bluejin:推文好好笑 04/09 23:40
TradeSecret:好好笑 04/10 00:57
LOVETORA:笑到流眼淚...好痛苦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 02:39
SummerShine:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 11:00
daphnen:好好笑喔!! 04/10 13:47
miaoyo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 13:50
miensa:推倒小女孩... 04/10 13:50
unknowns:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 22:46
shaoan:轉錄至看板 TA_AN 04/10 23:39
ForSinSoKing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/11 02:14
vtecer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/11 23:49
rdrd310:XXDDD 04/13 18:21
SophiaCat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 21:27
qweuiop:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 00:09