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剛剛 就在剛剛 我親身經歷了台灣人的守望相助..... ***********************************************咦~~愛珠姨喔...******** 我妹妹過一陣子要結婚了 所以 最近都在買東西 當然包括 金光閃閃的首飾 買完首飾之後 也是金光閃閃的妹妹閃光去開車 妹妹在店門口等她的閃光......車停超遠的...... 因為 他們之後要去挑婚紗.....不方便帶著貴33的東西..... 媽媽就派我這個待業中的廢物....去金飾店拿首飾回家.... 到了店門口....我妹妹在說手機.....一直說一直說...... 這時 我的眼睛喵到了警察(視力2.0).....沒帶證件的我 害怕被開單的我..... 就直接拿走妹妹手上裝首飾的袋子....... 原先 想說跟著路邊攤販一起躲警察..... 就在我拿完東西 催油門的那瞬間......... 妹妹突然在摩托車後面跟著跑 還大聲叫 "喂~~~喂~~~~喂~~~~~幫我攔住他......" 金飾店+全罩安全帽+穿吊嘎拖鞋+沒聽到妹妹呼喊的我=搶匪...... 賣雨傘的 賣刮刮樂的 賣羊奶片的 賣衣服 包包的 所有的老闆 不分男女 不分老少 全衝向我.......(按 找工作有這麼搶手就好.....) 然後 我摔車跌倒了..... 大家很有默契的一起揍我...... 賣刮刮樂的還拿柺杖.....一直戳我...... 我還聽見了海角七號的台詞"按""靠凹""妖壽""你娘的""少年人好手好腳".... 終於 我妹妹趕到了......警察也到了.....路人也到了(來鼓掌叫好的)..... 紅著臉的妹妹......跟大家解釋誤會.....大家一臉尷尬....有的碎碎唸...... 之後 就不敬禮解散了......... 全身是傷的我......半毀的新安全帽......摔的很慘的機車......... 這就是 台灣人有人情味的代表啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 這才是 愛.歹.玩............... 相供歹玩謀穩亂.............. ******************************************************真相分格線****** 手機通話中....... 母:"(前略).....妳順便叫你二哥買醬油跟雞蛋........" 妹:".......好....." 邊跑邊喊 "喂~~~~~喂~~~~~~~~喂~~~~~~~~~幫我攔住他....." 為了醬油跟雞蛋......真是 太超過了........... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.133.200.132
Zrola:誣告雖,拍拍原po 09/11 20:15
june813:不錯阿~你還活著上B咧 09/11 20:15
RealX:XDDDDD 拍拍 09/11 20:16
IDAY:XDDD 09/11 20:18
green:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 20:19
rayor888:"按""靠凹""妖壽""你娘的""少年人好手好腳" 09/11 20:19
funnyelsie:XDDDDDDDD醬油跟雞蛋(拍拍 09/11 20:19
lancekevan:XDDD 09/11 20:20
zorofans:XDDD 09/11 20:20
taiwan2000:原PO要認命 醬油炒雞蛋都比你的命還重要 09/11 20:20
Winda:XDDDDDDDD 09/11 20:21
hongchun:喂~~~~~喂~~~~~~~~喂~~~~~~~~~幫我攔住他 09/11 20:22
cynthiai:XDD 拍拍~ 09/11 20:22
hongchun: 的 09/11 20:23
flamestrike:XDDDDDD 09/11 20:23
niki324:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 20:24
firedcf:拍拍,太有人情味了(其實警察也不會隨便臨檢呀.不要慌XD) 09/11 20:24
tsharon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD(噴紅茶) 09/11 20:24
pttlyt:好可憐=口= 09/11 20:24
fbi69874:機車和安全帽沒事吧!? 09/11 20:24
windchi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 給原po拍一下~(笑完才要拍人家XDD) 09/11 20:26
franreaac:XD 09/11 20:26
mrcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 20:26
etrana:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑 這篇可以當版標XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 20:27
jamieke168:雖然覺得很可憐,但是我還是笑了XD 09/11 20:27
etrana:M起來M起來XDDDDDDDD 09/11 20:27
heggen:囧囧囧...醬油、雞蛋...二哥好可憐!可是好想看圖.... 09/11 20:28
ANDY2006:你妹也很寶 幹麻要大家攔住你 09/11 20:28
Vancloud:這個好笑 09/11 20:28
yunerhs:XDDDDDD 拍拍 09/11 20:28
dodojune:雖然原po有慘到,可是我還是XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 20:28
Hans14:機車怕被開什麼單? 09/11 20:29
dalanlue:.....有笑點 哈哈 09/11 20:30
gorogumi:愛台灣的表現阿..哈哈..委屈你了 09/11 20:30
lovemost:有笑有推 09/11 20:30
rose147:ha ha 09/11 20:31
trenity:好笑有推 09/11 20:31
miy: 好可憐 哈哈哈 09/11 20:32
tiresomeman:笑死了 噴飯了 09/11 20:33
meeko1414:哈哈哈哈~~ 好好笑歐XD...不過還是給原po秀秀啦... 09/11 20:33
Arvin1210:覺得好痛的感覺 09/11 20:33
andymiss:我很沒有同情心的大笑了~~~~~~ 09/11 20:33
windjack0321:是因為景氣不好大家有怨氣想發洩而已 09/11 20:33
summer0806:哈哈哈哈哈 我在喝湯耶...這篇真不人道 09/11 20:34
b74041574041:對不起 我笑了XDDDDDDDD 09/11 20:35
shayne5626:...XDDD 很可憐..彈我還是笑了XD 09/11 20:36
Y2WGTR1212:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 20:36
guide17:哈哈哈推!!! 09/11 20:36
etrana:我想問地點在哪?好有人情味T^T 這是台灣嗎?XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 20:36
athenak:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈超好笑的耶XDDD 09/11 20:36
outzumin:我想寫個慘字 09/11 20:36
gbllggi:XDDD 09/11 20:37
gemini51244:哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 20:37
jaren:好可憐唷...哈哈哈哈!!! 09/11 20:38
hunterhaha:超好笑的啦!! 09/11 20:38
nicerice:同情心在此刻蕩然無存XDDDDDDDD 09/11 20:38
st626jack:...樓上都是壞人 09/11 20:38
katori:又不是沒駕照 不用那麼拼命吧 XD 09/11 20:39
a7526746:悽慘阿,台灣真的還是很有希望的 09/11 20:39
hackerjack:這不是人情味 只是找地方出氣而已 原PO辛苦了 09/11 20:40
azen:XDDD 09/11 20:40
jayhuang:"按""靠凹""妖壽""你娘的""少年人好手好腳" 09/11 20:41
khch:有慘到!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 20:41
Kenta3:xdddddddddddddddddddd 09/11 20:41
bukaooxx:好好笑 09/11 20:42
aa255296:XDDDD原PO好可憐 09/11 20:42
gloomedran:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 20:42
KFMOMENT:哈哈哈哈哈 09/11 20:42
MISOYA:這嚨係你阿妹啊ㄟ陰謀= = 09/11 20:43
KiRS:XDDD 好慘 有受傷的圖嗎 哈哈哈哈哈 09/11 20:44
sunfu:我笑翻了 哈哈哈哈XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 09/11 20:45
drugbmw:我笑翻了哈哈 09/11 20:45
shammy:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 09/11 20:46
z753951zxc:m起來 09/11 20:46
iwantRMB:為何不直接打你哥的手機就好啊....= =a 09/11 20:46
aidsai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 台灣是寶島!!! 09/11 20:47
tinarainday:相供歹玩謀穩亂.............. 版標推 09/11 20:48
love5036:妹妹害人不淺~妖壽 09/11 20:48
ElinaYun:XDDDDDDDDD 妳順便叫你二哥買醬油跟雞蛋 09/11 20:49
lovemanado:你妹擺明要害你...小心點 09/11 20:49
ricky3688x:差點笑到下巴脫臼..XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 20:50
forever7939:XD 09/11 20:50
BMay:XDDDDDDDDDD原po好口年 09/11 20:51
sky823:XD 09/11 20:52
red9766:這是你妹的陰謀吧 09/11 20:53
lin089170:看還這要笨到你妹正式結婚那天了 科科 09/11 20:53
Tchieh:好可憐喔但是你敘述得好好笑XDDD 09/11 20:53
Elija:這真是太超過了! (妹:我佈這個局已佈了N年之久..科科~) 09/11 20:53
RISE:好慘… 囧" 09/11 20:54
sdanielle:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 20:54
alfredphy:哈哈哈 誰說台灣沒有人情味的 09/11 20:54
ice321:太超過了~~~ 09/11 20:55
yoaa: 只有笨版才能有如此的新鮮事兒~~ 09/11 20:55
innoce:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 20:55
moonstrike:給你個推 祝你身體早日康復吧 XD 09/11 20:55
pm830jh:你妹的陰謀~~~ 09/11 20:56
sorphecda:XD 09/11 20:56
nao51aki:哈哈哈哈哈哈XD 09/11 20:56
ganztoll22:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 丟吸愛呆完啦! 09/11 20:56
fgwilliam:囧.... XD 09/11 20:56
beaune:XD 09/11 20:57
BowFishW:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 20:57
bequiet218:快推爆吧ˊˇˋ 09/11 20:57
innoce:笑完之後 原po拍拍...早日康復啊@@ 09/11 20:57
MiLkGrAsS:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 20:57
stinkytofu:XD 09/11 20:58
ai211061:這真的很難不笑~抱歉喔(默哀中) 09/11 20:58
andyliu:幫推個 慘 字~ 09/11 20:58
leo81817:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 20:58
racky0122:太爆笑了~~~~~~ 09/11 20:58
subdaphs:爆~ 09/11 20:58
e1012530815:你事後沒對你妹怎樣吧~慘慘慘 09/11 20:59
SWATDuck:原po真可憐~~ 09/11 20:59
queena1119:爆了~~~鄉民愛歹玩!!! 09/11 21:00
TING790403:那個警察是海角七號裡的警察?!(誤)。。。 09/11 21:00
youre:給原PO拍拍... 09/11 21:00
rruubbyy:好可憐XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 21:00
bfsh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 21:00
TING790403:警察:因為你長的衰啊!(誤)XD 09/11 21:01
alfa040213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 21:01
AIman:街坊鄰居們~!!!打爆他XDDDD(可憐的原PO) 09/11 21:01
isunnyblue:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 21:01
anneching:噗 希望你的傷趕快好 不然妹妹會很內疚的 09/11 21:01
t4145w:哈哈哈 爆吧....... 09/11 21:02
LAFUSION:好有畫面阿 XD 09/11 21:02
loading1:好可憐 09/11 21:02
pps80432:我快笑死了XDDDDD 09/11 21:05
windgoing122:好慘阿... XDDD 09/11 21:05
beehui:好可憐,可是真的很好笑XD 09/11 21:05
libramog:對不起 我笑了-.-..... 09/11 21:06
dn96:XDDDDDDD 09/11 21:07
leowesley:好可憐... 09/11 21:07
wasmeimei:拍拍~!!XD 09/11 21:08
Rice816:賣刮刮樂的還拿柺杖.....一直戳我...... 09/11 21:08
NotForever:超好笑XDDD 09/11 21:09
kazuo:........... 09/11 21:09
CYoYu:轉錄至看板 ILSH-96313 09/11 21:09
regretless:鄉親啊!!J丟喜愛歹玩啦!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 21:09
CYoYu:太屌了 09/11 21:09
Only0408:現在是在醫院上PO文嗎?另一隻手還有石膏?? 09/11 21:09
aycc:太好笑了.....對不起原po,雖然你很可憐 09/11 21:11
redpoker:這位仁兄真是太酷了 09/11 21:11
foodchain:囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧 09/11 21:12
cjsupg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 21:12
cre8812:拍拍 09/11 21:13
elin0202:SO FUNNY~希望原PO沒事~ 09/11 21:13
foodchain:原PO保重 09/11 21:14
kamichu:越看越好笑 09/11 21:15
djinn:怎還沒m 好慘啊 這麼慘還沒m 09/11 21:16
sdjh18:XDDDD 希望你早日康復 09/11 21:16
rrune:啊哈哈哈好久沒看到這麼好笑的文了XD M起來M起來~~~~ 09/11 21:17
KnightAlbert:xddddddd 好笑 09/11 21:18
bbbbbb444444:好慘 拍拍 09/11 21:18
nancy14bass:對不起我笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 21:19
mahou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 21:19
norikopp:奇怪 為啥你妹不叫"哥 等一下" 而是叫路人攔住= = 09/11 21:21
irence316:你那時候應該勇敢地站起來說:「干我國寶耶」 09/11 21:22
hola1214:超好笑 09/11 21:22
laybear:超屌的啦XDDDDD 09/11 21:23
boltsky:圖勒 09/11 21:23
aleona:差點一口水噴電腦...XDrz 09/11 21:23
guitarfive:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 我笑翻了~~~ 09/11 21:24
hoojoshua:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 21:25
humurman:這才是正港的台灣人!!! 09/11 21:26
faye0616:板上會有不會有人剛好目睹了XDDD 09/11 21:27
dirshinya623:拍拍 09/11 21:27
jackal5299:超好笑的啦XDDDDDDD 09/11 21:27
melody523212:這就是愛歹玩 09/11 21:28
paperyi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 21:28
winered:推妹妹陰謀論XDDDDDD 09/11 21:29
jiunjer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD很有畫面 09/11 21:29
ian41360:原PO辛苦了 可是我還是要很沒同情心的笑XD 09/11 21:29
oo1589623:好好笑唷XDDDDDDDD 09/11 21:30
poorwawa:我笑翻了...XDDDD 09/11 21:30
inoue:我笑了@@ 09/11 21:31
eric0924:靠.... 09/11 21:31
shengder:這個好笑,有笑有推XD 09/11 21:31
vanjoey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 21:32
vovococo:我看完覺得很生氣= =" 09/11 21:33
walume:北七 09/11 21:34
kevinlin7:靠我真的覺得原po很衰,可是我又覺得很好笑>"< 拍謝 09/11 21:35
sunrio:太好笑了啦!! 眼淚都滴出來了 09/11 21:36
narwhale:樓上也被妹妹婊過嗎 XD 09/11 21:36
iozs:很可憐… 09/11 21:36
Benzs:真是個好妹妹...這樣對待哥哥的= =" 09/11 21:36
Hemiola:你是 paongong 的人嗎? 09/11 21:37
Hevak:XD...原PO拍拍 09/11 21:37
conan77420:原po妹佈這個局佈很久了 09/11 21:37
l717127:XDDD 超好笑的 09/11 21:37
statdoggy:樓上都好沒良心喔~~~ (其實我也笑了XD) 09/11 21:37
joker1987:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 21:37
Ithanks9527:不推不是人 XD 09/11 21:39
DanielDK:第一次在笨版笑到我肚子痛的........太經典了啦 09/11 21:40
fmp6:好好笑~XD 09/11 21:41
muse1102:我很沒良心的笑了XDDDDD 09/11 21:41
laiym:== =a...推攔人,但不推不明事理的亂打人~ 09/11 21:42
hcwdgs:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 21:42
sunnytutor:推推推! 這種事我這輩子很難遇到! 您真是太屌了! 09/11 21:43
by216:原PO好可憐XDDDDDDD 09/11 21:45
ebian:笑翻了....XDDDDDDDD原PO淚目 09/11 21:46
r0h7x4rj:.....XDDDDDD太慘了..可是我嘴角擋不住上揚 09/11 21:46
talunt:哈哈.. 09/11 21:48
watercolor:我笑了XDDD 不過覺得這很值得高興vv 09/11 21:51
rean14:拍拍 @@ 09/11 21:51
sportsyzm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 21:52
fragileheart:怎麼還不m???XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 21:52
a5180742:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 21:52
toycat817:我可以在新聞上看到你嗎XD 09/11 21:53
LSorc:我想寫個慘字 09/11 21:55
momoTT:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 21:56
eechun: 讚!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/11 21:56
TearCry:太好笑了!!!!好笑與悽慘成正比!! 09/11 21:56
librann:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 21:56
collen77724:好樣的 09/11 21:57
a6109a6109:XF 09/11 21:59
gsx7777777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 22:01
changtai:XD 你妹故意的吧 09/11 22:02
spiritia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 22:03
bachw433:慘慘慘 09/11 22:04
nobrain5566:溫馨O___________Q 09/11 22:04
purple6:冏 XDDDDDDD 下巴掉了XD 09/11 22:05
prog:我笑點高.... 09/11 22:05
QuQTamama:原po好可憐 不過好好笑喔XDDDDDDDD 09/11 22:07
Erahhcram:希望一樓把這篇作成動畫~ XD 09/11 22:10
michelleadio:希望一樓把這篇作成動畫~ XD 09/11 22:12
canako:拍拍~ 09/11 22:12
ashin526:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 22:12
iicheng:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 22:13
yangmhie: 希望Zrola把這篇作成動畫~XD 09/11 22:15
bluefish520:XD 09/11 22:16
yun1014:有笑有推XD 09/11 22:18
chingli:我笑了...哈哈哈 笑到肚子痛.... 09/11 22:18
MrBaa:是我我會翻臉吧...... 09/11 22:18
fyxt:原PO妹妹佈局很久了吧... 09/11 22:19
insethry:拍拍原po 雖然我笑了.. 09/11 22:20
swj5433:XDDDDDD好好笑喔~笑到我下巴都快掉了 09/11 22:21
dinotea:何必省那2.3秒停下來問妹妹 還有沒有東西要拿的呢 XD 09/11 22:23
dinotea:不過你妹真酷 不說 哥~等一下~ 居然說幫我攔住他 沒認到? 09/11 22:26
musiclife:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 22:27
cashko:太慘了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 22:29
long371:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 22:31
anserenade:幹得好呀! 09/11 22:32
Kenta3:( ̄ε(# ̄) #○=(一-一o) 09/11 22:34
lanyatin:海角八號的新片段? 09/11 22:34
R95749009:( ̄▽ ̄#)﹏﹏ 有笑有推 09/11 22:36
moonshine59:希望一樓把這篇作成動畫~ XD 09/11 22:40
jackchen1025:爽喔! 09/11 22:41
hayamavic:好好笑XDDDDDDDDD 09/11 22:42
esouxcon:原PO妹:我佈這個局已經20年了 09/11 22:42
todaies:太好笑啦~台灣人真熱情 09/11 22:43
erintolove:原PO辛苦了 笑~ 09/11 22:44
delfeonia:我要幫原PO寫個慘字... 09/11 22:44
monkeymeme:好可憐Q____Q 09/11 22:45
jk5230:五告雖 09/11 22:46
befu:有畫面! 09/11 22:47
urasea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 22:48
Ferrero0212:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 22:48
yungyui:畫面超讚 ( ′-`)y-~ 09/11 22:50
englwings:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 22:51
jujuisme:原PO怕警察...真是太超過了..... 09/11 22:54
kezneuiqn:有慘有推XDDD 09/11 22:55
icw1979:o(><;)o o 09/11 22:55