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閃很大...微西斯 ==================預備分隔線================== 今天下午.. 跟閃光愛愛完後 閃光認真的問我一句 [你覺得我的大嗎?] 因為剛結束咩... 我很恍神 想都沒想 就脫口而出 [鄉民有30CM,你有嗎?] 閃光馬上站起來 甩門出去 他拿起手機 摳了我們共通朋友………… [陳鄉民(同音不同字)!!你他媽跟我女友..............] 陳先生...對不起Orz 因為自家閃光不玩PTT 也就花了好長的時間說明... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 203.73.85.2
altd:PTT害人不淺阿 哈哈 10/01 21:18
colaa:瞎了 10/01 21:20
god15god:有笑有推...哈哈哈 10/01 21:20
BS1017:鄉民我原諒妳 10/01 21:20
dp54012:保安!!可以讓人閃完了又西斯閃完了又西斯嘛!!? 10/01 21:22
hb0:ㄨㄛˇ ㄒㄧㄚ 惹 ㄎㄎ 10/01 21:23
iyonNokia:.......整晚一直被閃..... 10/01 21:23
gengar6307:第一句就陣亡了<(◥█████◤△◥█████◤ )> 10/01 21:25
ck9472089:ptt害人不淺+1 10/01 21:26
lapis0523:會問的就是很在意~妳家閃光應該是中等size 10/01 21:30
answer1213:哈哈哈 10/01 21:30
sheoldark:哈哈 10/01 21:31
e962017:瞎了= = 10/01 21:32
e962017:可是真的很好笑~版標 10/01 21:33
im30cm:不好意思 我對不起你!! 10/01 21:34
instant8:樓上等這個梗等很久了吧 10/01 21:34
sheoldark:樓上是正解?!XD 10/01 21:34
AskaMonkey:好屌的名子.... 10/01 21:35
octopusy:鋪了多年的梗.... 10/01 21:36
Eeyore0913:PTT害人不淺... 10/01 21:37
Hans14:XD 這位老兄有沒有考慮改名 10/01 21:38
nash610:保安!!...保安在哪.....看不到... 10/01 21:40
shao781116:囧..........ptt害到這位老兄了............... 10/01 21:41
senawei:███████████████████████████ 10/01 21:41
coc:這太好笑了 10/01 21:43
abortivefrog:太酷了吧~我有30CM 10/01 21:43
hilda1112:哈哈....XD 10/01 21:43
xantony:哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 10/01 21:44
taiwan2000:是的!我就是跟原PO....又怎樣!! 10/01 21:44
suballhome:"你""他媽"跟"我女友".......3P? 10/01 21:45
bbeeaauuttyy: 陳鄉民!! 你他媽跟我女友..... 當板標XDDDDD 10/01 21:45
kopapa1116:XDD 10/01 21:45
kopapa1116:陳鄉民!! 你他媽跟我女友... 當板標+1 XDD 10/01 21:46
genbin:XD 名叫鄉民也很好笑 10/01 21:47
F57: 陳為民!! 你他媽跟我女友..... 推齊XDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 21:48
shinewithyou:陳鄉民!! 你他媽跟我女友... >///< 10/01 21:48
im30cm:還好啦 其實我是身高30公分 10/01 21:48
shone0000:好樣的,陳鄉民 10/01 21:50
meisterhaft:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 21:51
circcus: 陳鄉民!! 你他媽跟我女友現30公分 推版標+1 10/01 21:52
iyonNokia: 推+1 10/01 21:55
elittle:這個很好笑 哈哈哈 10/01 21:56
xm31gl42:陳鄉民!! 你他媽跟我女友... 10/01 21:58
zorofans:XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 21:59
belldany:轉錄至看板 sex 10/01 22:03
chiayen920:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 22:03
ConflictRB: 陳鄉民!! 你他媽跟我女友 10/01 22:05
mike0820:陳鄉民!! 你他媽跟我女友... 當板標+1 10/01 22:05
nanayo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 22:05
bruce30609:HAHA... 10/01 22:07
puccalin:太好笑了!我笑到流眼淚哦~...........XD 10/01 22:12
cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 22:13
ETJack:XD 10/01 22:14
mark0405:真的太好笑了... 10/01 22:15
hanaets:笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 22:16
smalljonice:有笑到.. 10/01 22:16
iuiwer:███████████████████████████ 10/01 22:18
walker2009:.........第一句我就吐血了 10/01 22:18
wfes8226:[鄉民]難道三十公分錯了嗎? 10/01 22:18
Chris501:哈哈哈 好好笑喔XDDDD 10/01 22:19
fruittall:哈哈 10/01 22:19
mimchu:XXDDDDDDDDXXXDDDDDDDDXXXDDDDDDDDXXXDDDDDDDD 10/01 22:20
sephilia:那陳鄉民到底幾CM= =?(誤 10/01 22:20
stop1183:陳鄉民:我是30mm~不是30cm~XDDDD 10/01 22:21
oweiday:轉錄至看板 joke 10/01 22:21
oweiday:借轉 10/01 22:21
flyinsunmoon:我不爭氣的笑了 XD 10/01 22:22
electrong:板標~XDD 10/01 22:26
BSpowerx:原po露餡了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 22:27
gn60311:有30有推 10/01 22:29
jsrgei:sorry 10/01 22:29
aeer30:有笑就該推 10/01 22:30
lonelysmile:哈哈 鄉民好無辜 10/01 22:31
elwyn:XD 鄉民好威!!! 10/01 22:31
mydanny:第一句就被擊倒勒....0rz 10/01 22:31
diy7822:好笑~~ 10/01 22:33
greensky199:冏rz…。 10/01 22:33
hcijof:XD 10/01 22:34
eprockers010:又閃又好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 22:38
eprockers010:陳鄉民:挖勒!靠...北邊走,居然被發現了== 10/01 22:39
Yie: 10/01 22:40
mischief9997:鄉民真無辜 10/01 22:40
jackyoyo:陳鄉民:躺著也重槍... 10/01 22:41
moneyliu:哎呀呀~~我瞎了呀~~ 10/01 22:41
BMay:XDDDDD 所以,陳鄉民到底有幾公分啊??? 10/01 22:41
l1290220:今天下午.. 以下空白 雖然我不爭氣的笑了 10/01 22:43
erilinda:陳鄉民:幹,沒幹也中槍! 10/01 22:43
BFApollo:嘴角有上揚喔 最後一句威力好大XDDDDDD 10/01 22:45
jackyoyo:陳鄉民: [超幹] 我明明就是50CM 10/01 22:46
snowinlove:這篇有好笑到XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 22:49
khch:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 22:54
Maylanis:陳鄉民!! 你他媽跟我女友... 10/01 22:55
LEONSQTWO:借轉黑特 10/01 22:57
LEONSQTWO:轉錄至看板 Hate 10/01 22:57
caesar119:我表哥叫陳民鄉~ 10/01 22:59
san13:笑點是在於朋友叫 " 陳鄉民 " 吧 10/01 23:01
fabienne7:超好笑的... 10/01 23:02
KY:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:03
ffcc55:XD 10/01 23:05
befriendly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:06
nicoshun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:07
botdog:陳鄉民!! 你他媽跟我女友... 10/01 23:07
jpskylinegtr:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:07
banana1129:XDDDDDD 後勁好強哦~~~ 10/01 23:08
juanmao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:12
bymeee:陳鄉民! 太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:14
qaxkill:超好笑!!! 10/01 23:15
cordyceps:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:15
e26g:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:16
nabiqueen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:16
applore:我笑了... 10/01 23:16
enim:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:17
j2d0025:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:18
xy700145:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:18
kent0925:保安!!可以讓人閃完了又西斯閃完了又西斯嘛!!? 10/01 23:19
micronetplor:真的假的 10/01 23:20
jeff21115:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:21
mnnmmn:(‧Q‧) 真對不起你喔... 10/01 23:22
vgbvgb:= =有點慘 10/01 23:22
wjf:100 推!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/01 23:23
t8410011:鄉民害人不淺!? 哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:23