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認識的人發生的事 ^^ ========================================================================== 我有個朋友(A)去當兵 他說他有個同梯(B) 有三個姊妹 大姐二姐跟小妹 A看過小妹 覺得很漂亮 但B跟他說 大姐也很漂亮 但已經結婚有小孩了 B還補充說他二姐更正 並且把他二姐形容的貌美如花 懇親假那天 A看到有三個女生來看B 其中一個牽著小孩顯然是大姐 還有一個就是小妹 那 剩下那個應該就是二姐了 可是不太正啊 懇親結束以後 AB一起坐車去出公差 A就跟B說 「欸 你騙我 我覺得你二姐根本不正 大姐正多了 你二姐看起來皮膚還不太好的樣子」 這時B臉色很難看的說 「幹 那不是我姊姊 那是我女朋友................」 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 219.85.130.121
PPTer:好靠杯喔 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 16:26
wilson2350:那個男的聽到他同踢這樣講~應該很想當場扁他吧XDD 09/06 16:31
TaiJi8:心酸.... 09/06 16:31
lakemon:金摳連... 09/06 16:32
blackcateva:好慘 09/06 16:34
ArSaBuLu:朋友A:咦 怎麼只有伯母來 伯父跟說好的漂亮二姊呢? 09/06 16:37
lovecollyi:哈哈哈我大笑XDDD 09/06 16:42
hydeliu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 16:45
camillee:超好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 16:50
mumully:超好笑 09/06 16:55
clipwww:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 16:58
w94320:這個很好笑 09/06 16:58
windmaster:這太慘了!! 09/06 17:00
p310605:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 17:02
wra1217:這.....這也太尷尬了吧!!還好有問~朋友妻,不可戲! 09/06 17:02
fish2247:哈哈哈 09/06 17:06
ss51036:好不尷尬!!!!! 09/06 17:06
shan31613:揍他啦XD 09/06 17:06
matt897838:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 17:08
fenghoho:XD 09/06 17:08
allenwang15:囧rz...... 09/06 17:09
rollin:這就是所謂的"母豬賽貂蟬"嗎? 09/06 17:10
shiyeh:A: 口合口合口合.. 哈哈... 哈....... 09/06 17:11
montes3388:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 17:12
xxshoxx:要是我就把這同梯的列為拒絕往來戶XDDDD 09/06 17:15
chris1281:好尷尬 XDDDD 09/06 17:24
momotody:哈哈哈 超爆笑的啦 臉應該綠了 09/06 17:26
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etwaslai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 17:33
gcobc37695:二姐表示: 09/06 17:33
pss912:臉綠還好 不是頭上綠綠就好....................... 09/06 17:34
skyfanci:哈哈哈哈 這篇會爆XDDD 09/06 17:34
pumpkin534:XDDDD 09/06 17:41
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memo1402:XDDD 09/06 17:45
loveme00835:XDD 好可憐的閃光 09/06 17:47
RuvenFilnir:XDDDDDDDDD 09/06 17:47
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tlenbass:這個讚!!! 推推 09/06 17:51
armanisir:哈哈 09/06 17:54
haudai:可以借轉就可嗎超棒的XXXD 09/06 17:55
Alan31234:有笑有推~~ 09/06 17:57
matt1987:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 17:57
sxcd:B女友: 幹 超雖 09/06 17:57
ohooho:這篇怎麼沒爆!!太有笑點了... 09/06 17:59
t840706:XD笑翻 09/06 18:01
Sunny98:XDDDDDDDD 09/06 18:02
U0C:B女友:其實我是他媽!! 09/06 18:06
cchan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 18:07
clarence7831:金摳連QQ 09/06 18:09
opera00:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑 09/06 18:10
k7015002001:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 18:11
williams741:超尷尬的 XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 18:14
Bennu:幾霸昏! 09/06 18:17
haudai:轉錄至看板 joke 09/06 18:22
Hesperis:XDDDDDD有笑有推 09/06 18:23
c0912495707:本日最北七XDDDD 09/06 18:25
peiimayday:哈哈哈~殘忍XDDDDDD 09/06 18:26
aggressorX:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 18:33
Morshall:沒有很好笑... 09/06 18:42
pdaadp:有畫面... 09/06 18:42
shiva999:太好笑了 ^_^ 09/06 18:43
blancothello:究極好笑~~~~ 09/06 18:45
yj0803:超北七的啦XDDDDDDD 09/06 18:50
ggyyalex:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 18:50
retys:哈哈 這個有點! 09/06 18:52
eva123eva:結婚喜帖一定沒有他 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 18:52
sp52qj699s:慘 09/06 18:52
window7:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 18:52
tenpura19:女友去懇親也中槍XDDDD 09/06 18:53
monkeyyaya:超好笑!!!! 09/06 18:55
StarRoad:先承認你就.....就沒爽你同梯 09/06 18:55
Abric:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 18:56
ggyyalex:打靶時小心點XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 18:56
scedbo412:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 18:58
Prisonlove:本來以為會回說: "那是我媽~~" 09/06 19:07
evilpika:喔吼吼吼吼....你朋友真的有夠窘 09/06 19:10
daliakara112:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 19:11
fallhumor:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 19:16
tomdogoo:B:A帶你女友出來面對阿!! 09/06 19:18
ligar: XDDDDDD 09/06 19:19
XF:真愛可貴啊! 09/06 19:21
f1765: 高調推!! 09/06 19:27
error688:這個有梗 09/06 19:29
a12375111:靠超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 19:29
chiuki:笑死了 哈哈 09/06 19:30
starcoco:太好笑了 09/06 19:41
oXnXo:黑掉了XDD 09/06 19:42
q123527135:黑了XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 19:45
yayafish:超好笑XDDDDD 09/06 19:47
Knicks:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 19:51
s245687:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 19:51
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go104208:真的笑出來XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 19:55
moonycat1:超好笑XD 09/06 19:58
QAQ:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 20:04
po11po11:朋友妻 不客氣 09/06 20:05
fromwilda:XD 09/06 20:15
lucas01:gj 09/06 20:18
p78533578:B臉色很難看。(⊙o⊙)+ 09/06 20:23
birdhead1:給推XD 09/06 20:24
ian731013:哈哈哈…這個太好笑了…我大笑… 09/06 20:25
gn00273680:哈哈~太可憐了!!有笑有推啦!! 09/06 20:27
kenshin078:wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 09/06 20:33
jay86319:B的臉一定很囧XD 09/06 20:36
gloomedran:Q_Q 09/06 20:50
gandalf2:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 20:50
chenee711:我瘋調了 09/06 20:54
jill360:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 20:54
minshechiang:有慘到XD 09/06 20:54
cyt0820:XDDDDDDDDDDD太慘 09/06 20:55
Seirra:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD被表了!!!! 09/06 20:58
loveping:不辱ID 09/06 21:01
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heaphy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 21:05
onlynin:爆~XD 09/06 21:05
Seirra:爆吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 21:05
asd972748:砰!! 09/06 21:05
rsy:XDDDD 女友哭哭 09/06 21:07
robin26:女友躺著中槍XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 21:14
Cytic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 21:20
SHENLE:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 21:21
easytoshow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 21:22
yumanatu:那笨蛋把不到二姐了 09/06 21:26
kevin15956:原po很正 09/06 21:27
ryrp:還好a不是說 我已經跟你二姐發生關係了 09/06 21:28
Elebea:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 09/06 21:38
Kinglai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑了 09/06 21:42
BattleRoyale:XDXDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 21:47
votinna:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 21:48
acuity:好笑好笑~ 09/06 21:48
cvsc01518:如果A說:原來我前女友是你二姐阿...那就要認親戚了XDDD~ 09/06 21:49
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