Re: [轉錄] 學妹只願幫忙，不願被請，該怎辦???

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標題Re: [轉錄] 學妹只願幫忙，不願被請，該怎辦???

時間Sun Apr 12 16:07:26 2009

※ 引述《SteveArthur (四季飯店)》之銘言： : 原po說我可以轉的...XD : ※ [本文轉錄自 Wanted 看板] : 作者: Ausfuhrung (虎式坦克) 看板: Wanted : 標題: [徵求] 學妹只願幫忙，不願被請，該怎辦??? : 時間: Sun Apr 12 00:50:35 2009 : 最近常拜託一個學妹幫忙辦事情 : 不管是借筆記、借考古題、幫我改考卷..代班.等等 : 總之請她幫忙她都不會拒絕 : 但是每次說要請她吃飯，她都不肯，說她很不好意思 : 可是明明在 MSN 上也還蠻好聊的阿.... : 害我不曉得該如何 : 變得我很不好意思..感覺都在佔學妹便宜 : 大家有沒有什麼比較好的建議呢？ : PS 學妹無男友，我還蠻想追的這個我就經驗豐富了在高中指考的時候因為本人是推甄入學的所以在四五六月同班的都在水深火熱，考完還要等待長達一個半月的放榜煎熬時期我已經痛痛快快的玩了快半年結果到了大學開學的時候心還沒收回來大一那一年成績濫的一榻糊塗到了大二決定要奮發向上於是我就開始到處旁聽，跟學弟妹一起上課，甚至還跟學弟妹借筆記有個學妹跟我很要好在這裡我就不詳細描述學妹她那不到一百六十公分的嬌小身軀鵝蛋的臉、些許黃色的髮絲、清柔的聲音綁束小馬尾兒露出雪白的後頸喜歡側背背包而讓背帶在那胸口繫著，反而更能明顯地呈現出來那小小的嬌乳帶給我的感動，可不下於那標準的Ｃ或Ｄ所帶來的視覺衝擊水汪汪的眼睛彷彿深幽的湖水可以對此傾訴那無限的憂愁淡淡的體香讓我想起了牛奶跟柳橙，那絕非一般化學合成物可以比擬那是一種自然的赫爾蒙、自然的誘惑、自然的野性衝動.... 那個時候，重修的課太多了，報告、作業讓我忙的焦頭爛額那學妹知道我課業繁忙於是就主動幫忙我做報告、作作業雖然有些東西根本不是她所學習的領域，甚至是南轅北轍但她還是盡她所能的幫我做出來的成果也總能讓我驚艷：一個初心手竟然能做到如此的水準。　　　　　　　　　　　　　　雖然內容不甚通順，但已經切中要旨。　　　　　　　　　　　　　　稍加修改就是一篇好的報告。對於她這種有別於常人的幫忙我自然知道我在她心中的地位已經是非比尋常只是當時的我突然對這種男女情感，感到十分厭煩於是我幾次在考試過後，都會想找個機會謝謝她請她吃個大餐、帶她出去旅行，這樣或許我的心理會好過一點但是不管我如何的邀請她總是淡淡的拒絕有一次我開玩笑的說：「要不是有妳的幫忙，我Sya就不可能站在這邊了，妳彷彿我的再世父母」　　　　　　　「不請妳吃頓飯，就無法報答那恩情，難道妳想要我以身相許媽？」學妹一聽到，雙頰登時出現了紅雲，但轉眼間臉色變為慘白泫然欲淚的樣子，讓我以為我說錯了什麼，急忙帶開話題從那一天開始學妹在跟我聊天的時候不時的提到我系上某個學弟的名字她時常誇讚那個學弟的日常生活情況時常描述學弟在上課出現的姿態當她講述的時候，那我以為她已經將我的情感轉移到旁人身上心中不免為她感到高興同時也想看看這個奪得我學妹芳心的男人到底是誰？於是我開口請請她跟系上那學弟吃個飯時學妹第一次答應了當天我穿著很正式的到達了friday 學弟跟學妹已經到了席位我看了看學弟，嘖嘖，果然是一表人才受過均勻日曬的淡赭色皮膚、細瘦的手臂顯得十分的有力動不動開朗的笑容　露出雪白的牙齒　讓人覺得十分舒爽尤其是他那修身的牛仔褲表現出那迷人的臀部，啊.... 這個男人果然匹配的上我的學妹同時我心中也感到有莫名的惆悵... 餐後我學妹突然一臉嚴肅，抓住我的手說：「學長，有一件很重要的事情要告訴你　那就是一直喜歡你的人，不是別人，就是那位學弟……」我聽到有些訝異：「嘎？」我學妹繼續說下去：「……學弟從以前就一直很喜歡你，只是不知道怎麼認識你，　於是他知道我跟你上同一堂課，於是就假藉各種機會幫忙你，　一直以來，你拜託我做的報告，都是由他完成的。　希望你能答應他，學長」那時，我才終於醒悟為什麼不同領域的學妹竟然可以作出如此專門的報告？因為報告是跟我同系上的學弟做的… 為什麼每次約學妹出來吃飯，想好好的謝謝她，學妹都婉拒了？因為學妹雖然喜歡我，但是不忍心收取成果，讓學弟的一番相思化為烏有… 我也知道為什麼在吃德國香腸的時候，學弟一邊看著我，一邊拿著那條東西在嘴理含來含去而當學妹刻意接近我的時候，那個揮之不去的厭煩到底是什麼而當看到學弟的第一眼，心中瀰漫一絲絲的失落感的真實意義原來一切都是天意，天意不可違！我回頭看向學弟學弟也正好看向我那條德國香腸還是在學弟的嘴邊進出不停我兩心心相印我情不自禁抱起學弟刁起了德國香腸，痛哭了起來整家餐廳突然爆出了如雷掌聲為這可歌可泣的單戀戀曲，譜成一段美麗的樂章老闆看到這附情景忍不住讚嘆：「真是有情人終成眷屬～」如今我跟學弟有如神仙眷屬一般，生活好不快活阿～呵呵 -- 　　　　神啊，　　　　請賜給我力量，讓我可以改變我所能改變的事情；　　　　請賜給我平靜，讓我接受我所不能改變的事情；　　　　請賜給我智慧，讓我可以分辨這兩者的不同。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.113.128.154

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推 kf222770:幹不推還是人嗎 04/12 18:57

推 downhill:太豪洨......XD 04/12 19:03

※ yin0416:轉錄至看板 TigerBlue 04/12 19:04

推 cccc7862:幹.......這殺洨!! 04/12 19:05

推 furuuchi:真靠夭... 04/12 19:05

※ Igu:轉錄至看板 gay 04/12 19:05

推 crazypps:XDDDD 04/12 19:05

推 defg:太唬爛了！不推才是人　! 04/12 19:06

噓 defg:應該噓回來! 04/12 19:08

推 halt:有笑有推幾霸婚!! 04/12 19:09

推 charles6416:爆 04/12 19:09

推 f204137:淦太豪洨但是太爆笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 19:09

推 david13587:幹我噴飯了真男人啊!!!! 04/12 19:09

推 kenny2963:==========可憐的學妹沒人理ˋˊ讓我這個專業的來!!==== 04/12 19:11

推 greg11321:後勁很強我認真看完捏 04/12 19:13

推 Searle:...................................................... 04/12 19:15

推 kenmince:幹我笑到哭~這還不推嗎? 04/12 19:15

推 eminemk10:好真實...XDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 19:16

推 xx5244:太豪洨了~不過很好笑~ 04/12 19:16

推 huntershot:XDDDDDDD 超北爛五告豪洨 04/12 19:16

推 performance:靠好久沒有看到這麼爆笑的文章 04/12 19:17

推 YSimpson:後勁很強 04/12 19:17

推 MLVForgood:XDDDD 04/12 19:17

推 angels:雞掰XDDDDD 04/12 19:20

推 airlow:你是近年來少數唬爛不低級又好笑的 XD 04/12 19:23

推 HornyRyo5566:太好笑了!! 04/12 19:23

推 s10027162:XD 04/12 19:24

推 tussh:XD 04/12 19:24

推 mapleroyal:幹超好笑 04/12 19:25

推 inmoking: 幹你媽的這三小........./_\ 04/12 19:28

推 TxKxZeke:不推才是人阿XDD 04/12 19:30

推 tommy910174:德國香腸超好笑的 04/12 19:33

推 chi0425:幾罷嘔雜昏 04/12 19:38

推 b90738:幹！太好笑啦！有寫笑話的才能喔！ 04/12 19:41

推 s13503:XD 04/12 19:42

推 soso0316:太棒了!!!! 04/12 19:46

推 assia:肛肛好ㄚ~~ 04/12 19:47

推 jcys0706:我不爭氣的笑了~~ 04/12 19:55

推 offer:閱哈哈哈y 04/12 19:56

推 darkofpolo:幹終於有比較合格的豪洨文啦! 04/12 19:56

推 sim110178:= =" 04/12 19:59

推 AFEEY:幹你媽的,怎麼這麼好笑 04/12 19:59

推 jhp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 20:00

推 hitsukix:靠北啊XDDD 04/12 20:07

推 stevo8968:我看見新世界的神了 04/12 20:07

推 bdjack:無言... 04/12 20:10

推 amose999:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 20:11

推 wayneplay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 20:12

推 windi15:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 20:16

推 Kdjax:有伏筆的豪洨文給你推拉 04/12 20:20

推 kolor:幹! 太北爛啦!!!!!!!!!!!! 04/12 20:21

推 sodasoda:好好笑哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 20:21

推 MarioPuzo:XDDDDD 04/12 20:26

推 RedNEON:你確定是德國香腸?不是鑫鑫腸! 04/12 20:28

推 missyou0914:爛死了什麼東西啦XD 太好笑了 04/12 20:31

推 KEINO:好靠北 XDDDD 04/12 20:32

推 mingpsy:XD 04/12 20:35

推 james123455:好笑實在太靠背了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 20:37

推 ntsp:好好笑....文筆還不錯偶爾還帶押韻耶 04/12 20:41

推 tanktank:讚! 04/12 20:47

推 adonislee:看到香腸就笑了 04/12 20:50

推 dtv:惺惺腸！ 04/12 20:52

推 alicechiang9:推文筆很棒！！ 04/12 20:53

推 edpigkimo:哈哈哈太白爛了哈哈哈哈 04/12 20:59

→ a0181:缸的好缸的好缸的好缸的好缸的好缸的好缸的好缸的好 04/12 20:59

推 bslkc:這不是我想要的結局.................. 04/12 20:59

推 HCM7788:GOOD JOB 04/12 21:03

推 onizukadesu:今日好文+1 有笑有推有梗 XD 04/12 21:04

推 sakurachu:金北爛 04/12 21:11

推 silentdriver:超好笑的 04/12 21:15

推 jet113102:太北爛了XDD 04/12 21:15

推 howard3088:真相大白!! 04/12 21:20

推 choppers:原PO：人生大起大落真是太...刺激拉 04/12 21:21

推 j094170:好棒!! XD 04/12 21:22

推 sidbistd:哈我不爭氣的笑了好笑 04/12 21:25

推 Vancefl:XD 04/12 21:31

推 m2225527:XD 你贏了! 04/12 21:35

推 Reaverhide:贛我居然認真看完....... 04/12 21:39

推 RaiGend0519:XD 有笑有推拉~ 04/12 21:40

推 ggg1356114:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/12 21:40

推 kvw:XDDDDDD 北爛到極點但我還是笑了~ 原PO Good Job 04/12 21:48

推 hank11235813:這三小啦..XD 04/12 21:49

推 K8K356:超好笑的啦 04/12 21:49

推 noca367bac:哈哈哈~~推推~ 04/12 21:50

推 chan03212:哈哈幹笑死我了..........XDDD 04/12 21:54

推 kuo1005:今日最好笑 04/12 21:58

推 siu471939:哈哈哈哈有續集嗎?與學弟的肛肛日記 04/12 22:09

推 skoda3357:今日最棒豪洨太豪洨了 04/12 22:09

推 beaune:XDDDDDDD 04/12 22:09

推 drinkcoffee:噗梗好長XDDD 04/12 22:12

推 poplocc:幹..創意十足啊 04/12 22:14

噓 joseph873: 04/12 22:15

推 hotboy:只能推了XDDD 04/12 22:16

推 joan091355:學長學弟肛肛好!!! 04/12 22:16

推 crazern:XDDDDDDD 04/12 22:17

推 clone198923:太強了一片白只有三個不知所謂的噓 04/12 22:19

推 bus0421:太有創意了~~~~XDDDDDDDDD 04/12 22:20

推 kikia2100:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 22:21

推 dragon8844:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 22:25

推 chingGTW:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 22:25

推 flyvegetable:有笑有推XDDD 04/12 22:27

推 orangebluest:靠邀XD 04/12 22:28

推 dimitry1001:肛肛好~~~~ 04/12 22:28

推 spfd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 幹~這篇太讚了~笑點十足 04/12 22:30

推 zerosin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 22:31

推 woo0705:有笑有推 04/12 22:32

推 whyruso78:只能推了 04/12 22:32

推 zqec0311:幹～我才剛從IKEA買熱狗回來吃！ 04/12 22:34

推 slashliu:幹林老師的很好笑 XDDDD 04/12 22:35

推 damntree:XDDDDD 有笑有推 04/12 22:37

推 ak2001123321:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 22:37

推 candiyt:靠北好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 22:39

推 vgl:版標GET 04/12 22:41

推 aresa:============起=====承=====轉=====合=======不失為一篇好文 04/12 22:42

推 greencha:只能推了啦 04/12 22:42

推 parislove3:靠妖德國香腸咧 04/12 22:42

推 kyouya:幾爸婚!!!! 梗有夠長!!!! 04/12 22:42

推 jetrel:文筆好好XDDD 04/12 22:43

→ newnewmew:真的很好笑... 04/12 22:43

推 jeank:害我都餓了.... 04/12 22:44

推 herro0816:有笑有推啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 22:44

推 dajidali:噓是幫原po洗優文阿! 04/12 22:45

推 guertu:西斯怎有GAY版化的跡象.. 04/12 22:46

推 jerk0204:有笑有推 04/12 22:46

噓 gm3252:噓消夜文!! 04/12 22:48

推 Mauvaiskw:好靠唄阿 XDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 22:48

推 zymurge:爆吧! 04/12 22:52

推 jerk0204:有笑有推 04/12 22:53

推 eterbless:今豪洨害我全部看完...... 04/12 22:56

推 Ensanguine:文筆好～劇情又好笑推啊～ 04/12 22:58

推 baimoo520:幹好文筆阿 04/12 22:59

推 giga0099:有笑有推 04/12 23:00

推 yukihero:文筆好~ 04/12 23:03

推 leon1228:很好笑，寫得也不錯，推一個啦~~~ 04/12 23:05

推 tsscoec:WTF XD 04/12 23:05

推 fromjapan:科科啊!! 04/12 23:10

推 WuJerry:要有M才能噓~這樣才能洗優文 04/12 23:11

推 MeowMarch:哪家Friday's 有賣德國香腸 04/12 23:11

推 miaomao:朝聖推 04/12 23:14

推 jerry0172005:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:15

推 DCHC:有笑有推XD 04/12 23:19

推 debitako:朝聖推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:21

推 ses2:找到板標了 XDDD 04/12 23:27

推 nereycsk:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:28

推 yangpuhols:幹~超好笑XDDDD 04/12 23:28

推 biung:變成版標了耶! 04/12 23:30

推 cccc7862:==========西斯版終於到了新世界====================== 04/12 23:30

推 Gscout:XDD 04/12 23:35

推 laiahuei:下次去7-11不敢吃德國香腸了! 04/12 23:37

推 Redoman:幹! 怎麼可以寫的這麼豪笅!! 04/12 23:40

推 wesleyhsieh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:40

推 ballball520:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:41

推 aids1234:鶴頭豬肚豹尾好文章！ 04/12 23:42

推 domago:哈哈哈太好笑了原來女主角不是她 04/12 23:43

推 cyberib:滿有劇情的XDDDD 04/12 23:44

推 Mpower:靠XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:44

推 hn85017889:幹我硬了 04/12 23:48

推 vxmagic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:52

推 exrocist:這是個推理+驚悚小說罷～～本日最XD 04/12 23:53

推 chmilk:被騙了... 04/12 23:53

推 ShinAsuka:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:57

推 nucleolus:本日最靠背!!! 04/12 23:58

推 aki907:超靠北XD 04/13 00:01

推 zBen:神經病(關電視) 04/13 00:01

推 pigddr:幹有笑有推阿 04/13 00:01

推 xingye:我竟然看到最後了 .... 04/13 00:05

推 MTal:.......................... 04/13 00:05

推 ohmytrp:文筆太好了!!!!西斯版第一推就給你啦 04/13 00:06

推 geemy:嘴角不自覺.....XDXDXDXDXD 04/13 00:10

推 s92564:幹這劇情的峰迴路轉跟九彎十八拐有的比推! 04/13 00:11

推 Hopemaydie:豪洨啊XDDDD 但是文筆還真是不錯呀!!!!! 04/13 00:11

推 letyoufree:照理說，是該要唾棄雙性戀的 XD 04/13 00:12

推 miyali:真XD，不推不行~ 04/13 00:13

推 livtyler0828:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 00:14

推 zzsqoo:滿好笑的 04/13 00:15

推 nccu770208:這梗真的好長阿 04/13 00:15

推 adolfnazi:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 00:15

推 qooggyy:XD~ 金靠要~ 你淫了~ I 服了 U 04/13 00:16

推 Eks:文筆很好！！ 04/13 00:17

推 loveinmars:幹傻眼擺了一道很大道 04/13 00:19

推 lorfeo:有笑有推，這才是真毫洨文!!! 04/13 00:21

→ vincent120:繞了一圈結果在裱原發問者XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 00:22

推 xiaoyu:實在是太雞掰了 04/13 00:23

推 christyp:有笑有推 04/13 00:26

推 bohla:好有畫面....滿腦子德國香腸 04/13 00:26

推 sammylee:get! 04/13 00:29

推 iamgyfan:.... 04/13 00:29

推 beving:真是令人難過的結局啊XDDDDDDD 04/13 00:30

推 ac4r:帶有濃濃的屎味 04/13 00:32

推 APUU: = = 04/13 00:36

推 kof78225:原PO : 今天的我沒有極限 04/13 00:41

推 obiak:難得好文 04/13 00:43

推 hideygca:XD~ 金靠要~ 你淫了~ I 服了 U 04/13 00:44

推 worldtree:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 00:50

推 s32635:笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 00:50

推 rockplayme:幹你超骯髒的啦!!!!! 04/13 00:53

推 kangta0512:版標GET 04/13 00:53

推 superhathat:可以請問一下香腸會很鹹嘛需要另外的醬汁嗎? 04/13 00:56

推 addqw:有笑有推 04/13 00:58

推 smallcane:XD 04/13 01:01

推 ssun302231:太幹笑了! 04/13 01:02

推 yellow1119:原PO金靠北.... 04/13 01:06

推 qq955166:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 01:16

推 Ws804:靠腰我笑到翻桌了。。。 04/13 01:16

推 miecowbai:幾罷昏...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 01:17

→ mrflying101:幾霸婚 04/13 01:21

推 sky00153:笑翻+1XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 01:23

推 maybeilikeu:幹我超認真看完了!! 04/13 01:24

推 monopig:笑死我了 04/13 01:29

推 toby0539:..........= = 04/13 01:30

推 jetaime831:哈哈 04/13 01:38

推 loght13:XDDDDD 04/13 01:40

推 moonligirl:我被嚇到了XD 04/13 01:43

推 alim:XDXD 04/13 01:55

推 kurtsun:太白爛了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 01:56

推 vivikai:XD 04/13 02:01

推 Reminsk:XD~真是峰迴路轉阿~ 04/13 02:03

推 jason112412:轉折真大= = 04/13 02:04

推 k26521577:幹好笑又毫小 04/13 02:07

推 yayaya0411:起承轉合擠霸婚 04/13 02:07

→ SyaDyniar:WTF 04/13 02:08

推 jesus819:來這裡久了漸漸知道為啥女人說男人最強的是一張嘴... 04/13 02:12

推 love0502me:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 02:14

推 q59877ai:太豪洨.......但是我笑了還是跟推 04/13 02:15

推 xinyuxiao:西斯版竟然會讓我笑超久XD後勁好強 04/13 02:25

→ shawn0302:好文采 04/13 02:31

推 JayMoon:幾霸分 04/13 02:36

推 howshaw:XD 04/13 02:40

推 nike77114:100 04/13 02:41

推 KANOKO:版標GET！！！！ 04/13 02:47

推 montrita:超靠杯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 03:00

推 asdf751013:我也來推=3= 04/13 03:04

推 lair77:吃香腸原來可以補口才呀!! 04/13 03:10

推 tomriddle45: 04/13 03:15

推 tim1: 在這裡我就不詳細描述學妹她那...(下略五百字) 04/13 03:19

推 neko415:學長學弟結婚！結婚！結婚！結婚！結婚！結婚！XDDDD(敲碗 04/13 03:24

推 crea0520:真的假的啦~XDDD 04/13 03:50

推 sdf138:被剛剛的汁味好媽 04/13 04:18

推 ko86600173:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 04:20

推 Reminsk:我兩惺惺相惜~情不自禁阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/13 04:21

推 snes9xw:鋪好久的梗阿XDD 04/13 04:22

推 lioncel0803:我兩惺惺相惜~情不自禁阿 04/13 04:41

推 flymyfinger:你寫台科文應該也會很精彩 04/13 04:50

推 cucustar:這個好笑 XD 04/13 04:51

推 kidkenyen:武告靠杯 04/13 05:20

推 ANdwHos:滿分 04/13 05:25

推 flash0576:擠罷昏！靠，我竟然把這爛梗看完！ 04/13 05:38

推 nojoewu:XD 04/13 05:51

推 ben1113:金靠北 04/13 06:09

推 blackkane:靠杯有夠北濫XDD 04/13 06:44

推 jeta890119:幹，太豪洨了 04/13 06:50

推 toray:台科學生證勒？ 04/13 07:17

推 chillwind:幹！被豪洨到了ＸＤ 04/13 07:24

推 widec:你他媽的夠下流，完全猜不到結局...100分! 04/13 08:11

推 nissin:幹啥洨結局還德國香腸勒 XDDDD 04/13 08:45

推 Quickspace:哈哈哈哈幹超靠北 04/13 08:46

推 kkelchung:幹!害我認真了這麼久! 04/13 08:51

※ kkelchung:轉錄至看板 CMU_Talk 04/13 09:00

推 fish0514:起承轉合恰到好處! 甲上 04/13 09:17

推 OPpsyche:哈哈哈哈靠北XDDDDDDD 04/13 09:19

推 live60386:一百分啦! 04/13 09:34

推 REXDJ:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 09:40

推 anludy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 09:51

推 herson8852:有笑有推不錯看 04/13 09:53

推 flymood:有夠靠北的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 09:56

推 microtox:害我很認真的看 04/13 10:16

推 topsniper:原PO是手槍六十四伯?? 04/13 10:18

推 lovetyrano:..................................... 04/13 10:30

推 dannyhahaha:5個燈 04/13 10:36

推 AIman:幾霸婚!!!洨死我了!! 04/13 10:38

推 deathcomet:XD 04/13 10:55

→ samas0806:好靠杯XD 04/13 11:22

推 ohmytrp:在一起~!在一起~!在一起~!在一起~!在一起~!在一起~! 04/13 11:27

推 BS1017:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 11:30

推 thekide:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD德國香腸 04/13 11:30

推 bird10259:獻上我的西斯第一推 XDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 11:52

推 chesterjong:有笑有推啦 04/13 12:17

推 horse111:幾霸婚!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 04/13 12:19

噓 snoopy6713:幫優，有夠豪洨 04/13 12:20

推 soulknight:推推 04/13 12:22

推 lushlife:辜價波 04/13 12:33

推 lavendertea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 12:56

推 timmi210:屋告靠盃 04/13 12:59

推 cj6gji:新梗讚啦~~~ 04/13 13:04

推 ken010107:問世間情為何物直叫人月工月工木目言午 ~~~~ 04/13 13:04

推 erixerix:前半段很認真在看= = 還好沒脫褲子 04/13 13:11

推 heeroc:德國香腸好吃~~~ 04/13 13:13

推 zckater:還真的是肛肛好! 04/13 13:17

推 sciatw:閱. 04/13 13:33

推 noIDuse:XDDD 04/13 13:34

推 mahy:XDDDDD幹~害我大笑 04/13 13:50

推 lingpxs:大笑要大推~ 04/13 14:04

推 Sechslee:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 14:04

推 remvsd:太強大了 04/13 14:05

推 ymjh60708:椒乳*最高! 04/13 14:05

推 davidchen329:剛剛好 04/13 14:06

推 aoutum:金靠北XDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 14:08

推 riverflows:幾爸婚!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 04/13 14:17

推 t0087669:屌耶 04/13 14:19

推 setomoku:GJ! 04/13 14:27

推 TrueX67:啵哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 (雙手叉兄) 04/13 14:54

噓 Groge:萬叢白點一點紅～～ 04/13 15:03

推 anfernee0301: 04/13 15:04

推 walkingman:xd 04/13 15:06

推 OtrOrz:我竟然看完而且還笑了 04/13 15:15

推 hankkchang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 15:19

推 andrew701019:幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 15:25

推 NIK34512:真靠北= = 04/13 15:25

推 deoman43:太靠北了... 04/13 15:29

推 eddiebox:(鼓掌) 04/13 15:43

推 eulbos:XD 04/13 15:44

推 GinoB:讓它藍爆 04/13 15:53

推 herbawilliam:靠XD新梗 04/13 15:59

推 howpa:推XD 04/13 16:03

推 Uname:幹屌爆推你個含著德國香腸還看著學弟 04/13 16:04

推 GoddamnHot:在這裡我就不詳細描述學妹... 明明就很詳細.XDDDD 04/13 16:04

推 R6SSI:靠杯這條德國香腸好機掰 XDDDDDDDD 04/13 16:10

推 peichi28:超好笑推啦XDDDDDDD 04/13 16:15

→ g09130931:好一根德國香腸ㄚㄚㄚㄚㄚㄚㄚ~~~~~~~~ 04/13 16:23

推 Giavani:e04 我洨了啦 T_T 04/13 16:24

推 Yifong:太靠盃了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 16:26

推 vboyssean:趕林洋XDDDD 04/13 16:28

推 dhzzzj:我的嘴角不經意的往上揚了 04/13 16:33

推 tobyboy21242:怎麼可以這麼好笑.. 04/13 16:37

推 ironfox:幹XDDD 04/13 16:42

推 suck1479:厲害厲害 04/13 16:47

推 JACKEYAAA:這個梗不錯~~白濫又好笑推 04/13 17:08

推 usercl6:幹我笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 17:19

推 stosto:靠腰竟然是德國香腸 04/13 17:20

推 globekiller:幹這什麼鬼XDDD 04/13 17:39

推 ShowMow: Welcome to gay world 04/13 17:42

噓 qwe12340812:幫洗-.- 04/13 17:55

→ qwe12340812:.......噓完才發現沒m 04/13 17:55

推 qwe12340812:推回爆 04/13 17:57

推 DCHC:好棒的德國香腸XD 04/13 18:25

推 pinreal:GJ XDDDD 04/13 18:37

推 MEATSHIED:XDDDDDDDD 04/13 18:38

推 stickman:e04 想噓但是我嘴角卻動了... 04/13 18:39

推 jrshiun:靠杯在公司憋笑會死人的啦 04/13 18:50

推 harrt:靠杯！豪洨豪很大，豪不用錢！我還以為結局是˙˙˙ 04/13 18:59

→ alove1988:笑點很低笑不出來 04/13 19:05

推 chihhao:gj!!!! XD 04/13 19:47

推 candysky46:fridays~ 04/13 20:04

推 skyler:有笑有推 04/13 20:05

推 nolive:XD 04/13 20:15

→ nolive:好心的版主大爺給個m吧豪洨文萬歲 (づ′▽`)づ 04/13 20:17

推 ymcapaul:高手高手高高手 04/13 20:18

推 MAXZ:德國香腸XDDDD 04/13 20:38

推 mooncu03:太靠北了啦!!! 04/13 20:45

推 stoudemire31:幹... 04/13 20:50

推 adar911:雞雞歪歪咧~XD 04/13 20:52

推 axiang:幹我竟然看完了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 20:54

推 killbaga:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 21:01

→ fighter2040:三小 04/13 21:03

推 walacat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 21:07

推 chillwind:這篇要m啦！ 04/13 21:10

推 wayne1027:幹!你贏了~你淫了~算你行 04/13 21:24

推 imbored:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 21:48

推 disapear:三小XDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 21:54

推 gavin753951:在天願作比翼鳥在地一起月工月工好～ 04/13 21:55

推 dragon780511: 在天願作比翼鳥在地一起月工月工好～推齊吧 04/13 21:59

推 m041215:太好笑了!! 04/13 22:01

推 eddie1977:幹好機掰 04/13 22:02

推 zbbnn:最後一段太好笑了.... 04/13 22:06

推 fir20709:太好笑了!!! 04/13 22:15

推 josephhuang:=======起=====承=====轉=====合======不失為一篇好文 04/13 22:15

推 Maziger:幹！我超愛這種低能文XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 22:20

推 ru04ul4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 22:38

推 tsming:急轉直下XDDDD 04/13 22:39

推 gbasam:======================月工月工女子===================== 04/13 22:44

推 alecgood:劇情真是峰迴路轉扣人心弦~好文好文 04/13 22:46

推 howhowyo:有笑有推 04/13 23:02

推 bbolove5566:幹好笑 04/13 23:26

推 mrflying101:幾霸婚 04/13 23:29

推 yctt:100分 04/13 23:31

推 abccbaandy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 00:01

推 xxtom:幹~真是太好笑了 04/14 00:07

推 amigofu:靠!!有你的!!!我還以為你會認真的!! 04/14 00:11

推 chevalierxd:這真是讓我無言以對..蝦餃啊@!@ 04/14 00:17

推 Yeh2:好機歪~~笑死我啦! 04/14 00:19

推 bboyallcome:... 04/14 00:30

推 AllFake:幹！大爆笑！好久沒笑得這麼爽了！ 04/14 00:46

推 stevenharry:幹你媽的北爛洨 XD 04/14 00:48

推 wc2000n:淦好屌肛肛好阿XDDDDD 04/14 00:52

噓 nonumber:是真實的才推...文筆不錯 04/14 00:53

推 dalai:爆 04/14 00:55

推 Epmetheus:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 01:10

推 mocca000:溫馨好文 04/14 01:15

推 Laco5566:超靠北XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 01:34