[吐嘈] 我的英文作文

[fishko1123 (黑鋼之鍊金術師)]

啊啊，寫作文好麻煩，尤其是英文...百目鬼副長你說呢?(誤)

以下是全文(註:小孩子當然是寫小孩子作文，但我內心真的是大叔)







My Pet

    I have a pet. It's a secret creature. Its name is Elizabeth. We got it

when we took the trip to Japan last summer vacation. Elizabeth owner before,

 Mr.Zura,told me seriously that I have to take good care of it.


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    It looks like a duck but its legs looks like human's. It also has hair on

its legs! It can't have voice but it can write what it thought on a white board

 in Japanese. I have to improve my Japanese for talking with it fluently. It is

 a vegetarian. The drink it likes the best is vegetable juice.



    It is cute and also smart. I love it as my friend.


排版有點混亂，請加減看(跪)


大叔話翻譯版等我上完英文課會回來補充(被桂毆)


還有請不要把伊麗莎白當寵物看待，本篇是偷懶的錯誤示範

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◆ From: 59.127.201.118
推 b92520142:Uncle Elizabeth
→ fishko1123:我一直很猶豫要用he還是she 後來就用it了...(逃)
※ 編輯: fishko1123      來自: 59.127.201.118       (08/04 12:00)
推 j022015:Sister Elizabeth
→ fishko1123:順帶一提，伊莉莎白喜歡吃啥我是亂掰的(逃)
推 miena:我真的以為原來他吃素耶(一點也不驚訝)
→ fishko1123:對了，有文法錯誤還請各位武士指導(認真)
推 nknuukyo:嚇我一跳 他啥時也吃素了
推 zero1000:我還以為我跑到Eng-class了XD
推 allen65535:寫完不加個 OVER 怎麼行呢 OVER
推 sandykill:Elizabeth owner before-->Elizabeth's owner before
→ sandykill:大概吧  我已經離英文很遠了OTZ
→ sandykill:原來已經有高手回文了 我還在這邊獻醜(哭奔)
推 STICKER:我也是耶 我真的以為他吃素了感覺合理 嘿樓上也在啊~
推 faroecd:可是他參加過火鍋爭奪戰阿= =我幹嘛這麼認真